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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #71

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoboMom

****not an entry******
Hey, what about meeeee!

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Sorry Miss Jenny; I should have said the hippest "Indiana" Beatty. No doubt you would win the national title hands down, although you can never count Amanda out.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #71

well shoot...a sprung seat and that 12 horse Kohler I've got out back and this'd make a dandy little lawn mower racer!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #71

...and on this side I am going to put in the welded chain steering wheel, the Cadillac fins go on the back and then the flames paint job will trick it out... Maybe then they will put me in the remake of "American Graffiti"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #71

Mr. Bill is perplexed as to why exactly the handle isn't made of PVC. After further inspection, Bill realizes that he can incorporate this feature himself and make additional modifications as well, such as filecards for extra traction and several arms that perform various actions (hedge trimmer, weedwhacker, gutter cleaner, and leaf blower, to name a few) that all fold out from the single stand.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #71

he actually had two more fuzzy dice but he ran over them (see white on wheels) while he was examining his nails after a manicure.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #71

Up next on American Chopper, OCC takes a stab at pimping Beatty's ride. So far, we know the design will include fuzzy dice.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #71

This handle feels a little loose...... I dont know.......
Ill give you $50 for it.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #71

"Here me baby, hold together!"

<not an entry>Geek points if you know where that's from.</not an entry>

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #71

Yes, I'm judging this thing before Sunday night. Go ahead, be shocked. I'll wait.

...okie doke. First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissInformation

"Woot! I'm going to meet Dean and the rest of the Segway Gang! Maybe now that I've spruced up my Segway they'll let me join their clu... aww man... what's that on my wheel? Who didn't clean up after their dog? Sheesh... I should have chosen the little pine tree air freshener instead of the dice..."

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by artdutra04

Is this the win button? :)

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Goober!!!
2) Greg Needel
3) Kevin Kolodziej
4) Jay Trzaskos
5) T. Hoffman
6) Wayne Doenges
7) Rich Wong
8) Conor Ryan
9) Jay H 237
10) Andrew Blair
11) Bcahn836
12) dlavery
13) Pat McCarthy
14) greencactus3
15) Al Skierkiewicz

And the burn award:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

In the "Who's the hippest Beatty?" competition/fundraiser, the final results are:
Third Place: Brian
Second Place: Bill (shown here, working the crowd).
First Place: Amanda Morrison (a surprise write-in candidate).

(Not so much for Bill as for Jenny, mind you.)

Which means the scores are...

Code:

Gary Dillard        53

MissInformation        50

T. Hoffman        46

Rich Wong        46

EddieMcD        45

Nehalita        39

Jay Trzaskos        38

Al Skierkiewicz        37

Dlavery        36

Jay H 237        36

EricH        33

KathieK        31

Dorienne 007        29

Bcahn836        29

Andy Baker        28

Wayne Doenges        28

Amanda Morrison        26

Arefin Bari        26

Icurtis        25

EricS-Team180        23

“Big Mike”        20

Xzvrw2        20

DCA Fan        19

Koko Ed        16

JosephM        15

Alex Cormier        15

Kyle45        13

Mechanicalbrain        13

1derboy        13

Conor Ryan        11

Ashley Christine        11

Goober!!!        11

Artdutra04        10

Pat McCarthy        10

Kjhobin        10

Squirrelrock        9

Greg Needel        8

DanielBCR        7

Dave Scheck        7

KarenH        7

Tiffany34990        7

Brandy836        6

Elgin Clock        6

JVN        6

Kevin Kolodziej        6

Miketwalker        6

Greencactus3        6

Sciguy125        6

Lil' Lavery        5

Richardp        5

Bill_Hancoc        5

Jessica Boucher        4

KenWittlief        4

RoboMom        4

Cyberguy34000        4

Denman        4

Spears312        4

Rich Kressly        3

Ryan Foley        3

Tytus Gerrish        3

Adam Richards        2

Andrew Blair        2

Andrew Rudolph        2

Kyle        2

Meredith343MiM        2

Mini-D67        2

Ogre        2

RogerR        2

Eugenia Gabrielov        2

Liz C        2

Shyra1353        2

Wetzel        2

anna~marie        1

Barry Bonzack        1

Ben Lauer        1

Beth Sweet        1

Budda648        1

First degree        1

InfernoX14        1

John Wanninger        1

KyleGilbert45        1

Lisa Perez        1

Matt Attallah        1

Rees2001        1

Termite233        1

Tim Delles        1

Wilshire        1

An interesting statistic--Gary has yet to win a contest in this year. Five second places, eight honorable mentions, and three burn awards, but no wins. I guess being the bridesmaid isn't always such a bad thing.

Onward!