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Sung to America - Paul Simon

Let us build robots, we'll wire components together
Ive got some relay spikes here in my bag
So we bought a pack of Twizzlers
and nylon wire ties
and rode off, to win at a Regional

Heidi I said as we boarded a Bluebird for Pittsburgh
Atlanta seems like a dream to me now!
It took me four days to hook the pnuematics up
Im gonna win at the regional!

Laughing on the bus, playing games with noisemakers
She said the man in the blue denin shirt was DK
I said be carefull, his sneakers are really a Segway

Toss me a speed control, I think theres one in my raincoat
we smoked the last one an hour ago
so she looked at our strategy
and led cheers for the team
as the crowd roared over the playing field

Heidi we lost I said, though I knew she was weeping
our goals were all empty and I dont know why?
counting the score on the New Jersy turnpike
we're all done
we lost at the regional

Hmmmm Mmmmmm Hmmmm Mmmmm
HMMmmmmmmmmM!

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Students:

This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...

Heidi: Super Dave! Please come save me! I'm sorry for all those photoshopped pictures of you! Really Dave you are my knight in shining armor!

Wetzel: To quote Alice's Restaurant - Doc, I wanna kill, kill, kill! And we was both jumping up and down yelling kill, kill kill!

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Jeff: Heidi, if you pull your camera out and aim it at me, you will need to use that widow exit.

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stop it.

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On the ride home, Lucy has once again created a rift by not 'splaining.

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It wasntme...i didnt pour thebawls on the robot.....why are you making me sit in the front of the bus?

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Heidi: "Wetzel! I didn't hire you as my body guard for you to just sit there and pout! You're supposed to be keeping the paparazzi away from me, now stop him! Get his camera and break it!"
Wetzel: "Yes'm."

(this conversation is held after I become rich and famous by marketing my "Dave Says 'That's Pimp!" fashion line).

<not an entry> Hey! My cat stories are funny! If you don't believe me, ask anyone from 116 who went to IRI... on second thought, don't. It's too embarrassing. Those poor kitties.

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Heidi is brainstorming what she might do if she just had a tetra....
Jeff is sweating it..."What is she looking at me for? I did what she wanted, I ate the Jello with chopsticks, I wore the bandanna, I gave her the window seat. I am going to get it sooner or later I just know it!"

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Local Herndon, VA Crip gang leader Heidi Foster was actually glad she forgot her blue bandanna at home before boarding a bus for the International Crip Jamboree and Bake Sale in South Central Los Angeles, because it would make going gangstah on this totally unsuspecting Blood all the more enjoyable. "Glock, Glock," she thought to herself as she stared at her enemy with venemous eyes. "I'm gonna bust a Photoshop cap[tion] on dat foo', yo." She slowly reached for her camera....

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Wetzel: ...then, Elaine and I enlisted in the Peace Corps. We were placed in an isolated villiage in Africa, showing the natives our western customs such as the usage of Supperware and how to play basketball. It was a happy time for us.

Heidi (thinking): OMG... get me out of here... or get me some gasoline and a lighter!



Andy B.

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Wetzel: Sorry I'm taking your extra seat Heidi, Sam keeps trying to sleep on me.

Heidi: It wouldn't be such a problem if you showered.

Heidi thinks This must be punishment for the Robot Horror Picture Show. Someday Dave will stop hating me, but at least Wetzel isn't in drag...... *passes out*

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stop looking at me
im not looking AT you im looking TOWARDS you!
same thing
is not
is too
is not
is too
[person one seat back] ARE WE THERE YET?

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Heidi: If he doesn't give me that bandanna, for my hair, right now I'm going to snatch it off his head and blow my nose in it.
Jeff: If Heidi tries to grab my bandanna I'm going to cry. This was a gift from my mother and I would hate to loose it. I don't think she would actually hurt me but she could leave some bruises.

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"Heidi and Jeff knew this pose would get them in the Caption Contest. But they never, in their wildest dreams, knew it would also cause Dave Lavery to spam the Lamb Chop theme over and over."

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Heidi: I'm tired, so right now I value my sleep more than your life. So KEEP QUIET. That goes for you too Dave, I know you bruise easily.