CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #72
 

...herein known as the Hafnium contest.

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/roboti.../p4241854.html

(Thought I had lost my stash of these pictures? Fwahaahaa. ;) )

As always, the deadline is midnight Saturday. Hopefully the tryptophan will have worn off by then.

Go!

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Heidi: "Ugh, I can't believe he's using another picture of me..."
Jeff: "Yeah, really... can't he find something more interesting than you sitting on a bus?"

Edit: Just picking on you Billfred. No worries.
It's just there are a lot of non-Heidi related picture out there. ;)

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<obviously not an entry>

In my defense, the last caption contest with a picture of Heidi was #66.

That was six weeks ago--and you know a lot can happen in six weeks. ;)

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Heidi: Look Jeff, no matter how hard you try, you just are not going to be able to pull off the the "Hulk Hogan" look ...
Wetzel: Dang! But what will I do about about all my little Hulk-a-Jeff-a-maniacs???

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"I don't know why you're so mad. We are going in the wrong direction and you should've bought a navigation systemand while we're at it you could've bought a nicer bus as well. Y'know the one with the nice memory foam seating and it had a $5,000 rebate on it and everything but do you ever listen to me? NOOOOOOOOO...."

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All the kids on team 116- "The wheels on the bus go round and round round and round. . .
Wetzel- '' Do you happen to have any advil?"
Hedi- " Don't look at me, you started this."

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<not an entry>OMG you have no idea now close to a terrifying reality you are. Imagine all the members of Team 116 that went to IRI this summer in the van, singing as loudly as they could across three entire states ...

"This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because..."</not an entry>

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Sean, you're a dead man; when you volunteered to ride in the luggage compartment for this 16 hour trip and let me have the last seat, I should have known this was coming. If she tells me one more Dave Lavery story or cat story I swear I'll hang myself with my own bandana.

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...CONTINUED:

This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...

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It's a little known fact that Heidi hates sitting at a window seat. It's not the view that bothers her, instead it's that the sunlight lets her blonde roots show more easily.

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Dave: "I really don't know what you're so upset about... it states right in the team handbook, 'As a consequence for misbehavior at a FIRST event, any team member caught breaking the rules must sit next to Heidi for the entire bus ride home...'"

[not an entry]SORRY HEIDI[/not an entry]

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...CONTINUED:

This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...




OK, You get the idea.

-dave

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Heidi (singing under her breath) : He's Slim Shady, yes he's the real Shady, all the other Slim Shady's are just immitaters...

[not an entry]Dave I know exactly what you mean, I really like that one part... I think it goes like...:
This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...[/not an entry]

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Heidi:DID YOU FART IT SMELLS SO BAD IM GOING TO DIE!!! :D :D :D
Wetzel's thoughts: "Did I fart because i heard a sound from her!!!

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Students on the bus: This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...

Heidi: At least it's an emergency exit window seat... :rolleyes:

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Sung to America - Paul Simon

Let us build robots, we'll wire components together
Ive got some relay spikes here in my bag
So we bought a pack of Twizzlers
and nylon wire ties
and rode off, to win at a Regional

Heidi I said as we boarded a Bluebird for Pittsburgh
Atlanta seems like a dream to me now!
It took me four days to hook the pnuematics up
Im gonna win at the regional!

Laughing on the bus, playing games with noisemakers
She said the man in the blue denin shirt was DK
I said be carefull, his sneakers are really a Segway

Toss me a speed control, I think theres one in my raincoat
we smoked the last one an hour ago
so she looked at our strategy
and led cheers for the team
as the crowd roared over the playing field

Heidi we lost I said, though I knew she was weeping
our goals were all empty and I dont know why?
counting the score on the New Jersy turnpike
we're all done
we lost at the regional

Hmmmm Mmmmmm Hmmmm Mmmmm
HMMmmmmmmmmM!

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Students:

This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...

Heidi: Super Dave! Please come save me! I'm sorry for all those photoshopped pictures of you! Really Dave you are my knight in shining armor!

Wetzel: To quote Alice's Restaurant - Doc, I wanna kill, kill, kill! And we was both jumping up and down yelling kill, kill kill!

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Jeff: Heidi, if you pull your camera out and aim it at me, you will need to use that widow exit.

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stop it.

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On the ride home, Lucy has once again created a rift by not 'splaining.

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It wasntme...i didnt pour thebawls on the robot.....why are you making me sit in the front of the bus?

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Heidi: "Wetzel! I didn't hire you as my body guard for you to just sit there and pout! You're supposed to be keeping the paparazzi away from me, now stop him! Get his camera and break it!"
Wetzel: "Yes'm."

(this conversation is held after I become rich and famous by marketing my "Dave Says 'That's Pimp!" fashion line).

<not an entry> Hey! My cat stories are funny! If you don't believe me, ask anyone from 116 who went to IRI... on second thought, don't. It's too embarrassing. Those poor kitties.

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Heidi is brainstorming what she might do if she just had a tetra....
Jeff is sweating it..."What is she looking at me for? I did what she wanted, I ate the Jello with chopsticks, I wore the bandanna, I gave her the window seat. I am going to get it sooner or later I just know it!"

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Local Herndon, VA Crip gang leader Heidi Foster was actually glad she forgot her blue bandanna at home before boarding a bus for the International Crip Jamboree and Bake Sale in South Central Los Angeles, because it would make going gangstah on this totally unsuspecting Blood all the more enjoyable. "Glock, Glock," she thought to herself as she stared at her enemy with venemous eyes. "I'm gonna bust a Photoshop cap[tion] on dat foo', yo." She slowly reached for her camera....

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Wetzel: ...then, Elaine and I enlisted in the Peace Corps. We were placed in an isolated villiage in Africa, showing the natives our western customs such as the usage of Supperware and how to play basketball. It was a happy time for us.

Heidi (thinking): OMG... get me out of here... or get me some gasoline and a lighter!



Andy B.

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Wetzel: Sorry I'm taking your extra seat Heidi, Sam keeps trying to sleep on me.

Heidi: It wouldn't be such a problem if you showered.

Heidi thinks This must be punishment for the Robot Horror Picture Show. Someday Dave will stop hating me, but at least Wetzel isn't in drag...... *passes out*

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stop looking at me
im not looking AT you im looking TOWARDS you!
same thing
is not
is too
is not
is too
[person one seat back] ARE WE THERE YET?

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Heidi: If he doesn't give me that bandanna, for my hair, right now I'm going to snatch it off his head and blow my nose in it.
Jeff: If Heidi tries to grab my bandanna I'm going to cry. This was a gift from my mother and I would hate to loose it. I don't think she would actually hurt me but she could leave some bruises.

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"Heidi and Jeff knew this pose would get them in the Caption Contest. But they never, in their wildest dreams, knew it would also cause Dave Lavery to spam the Lamb Chop theme over and over."

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Heidi: I'm tired, so right now I value my sleep more than your life. So KEEP QUIET. That goes for you too Dave, I know you bruise easily.

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OMG I missed a HEIDI caption picture. :ahh:
Note to myself: Kick myself later for missing this week's caption contest.

Anyway, just for laughs, here is my LATE entry:

Heidi thinking:
**I bet he thinks he is sooooo cool with that doo-rag on. (staring some more)

I bet he thinks he is soooo cool with that matching T-shirt on. (staring some more)

I bet he thinks he is sooo cool unshaven. (staring some more)

I fix him..... I’ll ask Bill to put him on the CD Caption contest.*

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"It was my cookie..."
"Aww come on, it wasn't even a good cookie"

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I just want to thank Dave Lavery for getting that song stuck in MY head. (You can rule out Whack the Billfred for next year's game--I suspect my head will have exploded by then.)

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:
1) Gary Dillard
2) Jay Trzaskos
3) sammy
4) Alex Cormier
5) Andrew Blair
6) MissInformation
7) Al Skierkiewicz
8) Andy Baker
9) iCurtis
10) dlavery
11) DCA Fan
12) JVN

And the burn award...

Which means the scores are:

Onward!

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How many points do you get for 2nd cause mine didn't change any :( :( from last week.

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Good catch. I fixed it on my side.

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Thanks.