Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #74

Alright, here's the story.

My iBook is currently out of commission. It's going out tomorrow, and according to Apple should be back within 5-7 days. Everything is backed up, but I don't want to fiddle with the backup while the laptop is gone. So I'm going to judge and post the contests, but I won't be updating the scores until I get it back. (Do it right or do it twice, as they say.)

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlavery

Dang! Why is it that every time the opportunity really presents itself, you never have a nice big cream pie handy to throw?

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Koko Ed

In Space No One Can Here You Lecture About Drive Systems

Honorable mentions go to:

1) JosephM
2) artdutra04
3) KathieK
4) MissInformation
5) Al Skierkiewicz
6) KenWittlief
7) Gary Dillard
8) Tim Delles
9) Wayne Doenges
10) EddieMcD
11) T. Hoffman
12) lukevanoort
13) Kyle45

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by EricH

JVN does not need a helmet. You see, his head is shiny enough to blind the sun without one.

Which means the scores are...

...wait, nevermind. Reflex. ;)

Onward!