Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76

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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76

Here we see a FIRSTER attempting to collect his Christmas ornaments that fell off the tree before a robot steals them.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76

Upon seeing the kickballs, all those years of suppressing his feelings at losing at dodgeball suddenly came to the surface...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76

Rejected 2004 FIRST Frenzy game idea #13:

The robot must collect the 5-point balls thought the ball-slot with the aid of the human player while holding his or her ankles up.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76

and now we know what happens when Weird Al Yankovich sings Jimi Hendrix (and please don't tell me that I am the only one that sees the resemblance!) :

Purple Maze (sung to the tune of Purple Haze)

Purple maze all in my brain
Lately things just don’t look the same
I want more balls, but I don’t know why
’scuse me but I gotta try
Purple maze all around
I’m on the floor crawlin’ all around
Is that one over there I see?
Balls in a purple maze, runnin’ all over me
Right-left! Left-right! Oh, no, no

Purple maze before my eyes, uhh
Don’t know if I go left or right
It’s got me confused, blowin’ my mind
Did I get all the balls, or is there more time?
Ooo
Help me
Balls, in a, purple maze, yeah
Right, left, right…
Oh, help me!
Purple maze, I see, balls, near me
Can I get one more like this?
Purple maze
It’s makin’ me look like a fool...mama
Purple maze, n-no, nooo

Purple maze, ow! It’s painful, baby!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76

Well, I guess I shouldn't let you folks wait much longer.

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dorienne 007

Rudolph: PENALTY?!?!? I WAS HARDLY IN THE GOAL!
Referee: *Shows the picture*
Rudolph: Oh...Um...Okay, good call, Ref.

(Of course, we all know that Andrew wouldn't do that.)

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arefin Bari

Rudolph: I like them balls.

1083's robot: I like them better ::takes it away::

(It's a lot funnier when you've seen 1083's robot from 2004.)

As for honorable mentions....eh, it's Christmas. Twos for everybody!

Of course, we still have to have a burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddieMcD

"What do you mean there's a ball worth twice as much? I've never seen use of such a thing!"

Which means the scores are:

Code:

MissInformation        64

Gary Dillard        63

T. Hoffman        60

EddieMcD        57

Dlavery        54

Jay H 237        52

Rich Wong        51

Andy Baker        45

Al Skierkiewicz        45

Jay Trzaskos        43

EricH        41

Dorienne 007        40

Nehalita        39

KathieK        39

Bcahn836        39

Wayne Doenges        36

Icurtis        35

Arefin Bari        34

EricS-Team180        29

Koko Ed        28

Amanda Morrison        26

DCA Fan        26

JosephM        23

Xzvrw2        23

“Big Mike”        21

Alex Cormier        18

Kyle Love        17

Goober!!!        17

Artdutra04        15

Conor Ryan        15

KenWittlief        14

Ashley Christine        13

Mechanicalbrain        13

1derboy        13

Andrew Blair        11

JVN        10

Pat McCarthy        10

Squirrelrock        10

Kjhobin        10

Greg Needel        8

Bill_Hancoc        8

Fruity Pebbles        7

DanielBCR        7

Dave Scheck        7

KarenH        7

Tiffany34990        7

Brandy836        6

Elgin Clock        6

Jessica Boucher        6

Kevin Kolodziej        6

Miketwalker        6

RoboMom        6

Greencactus3        6

Sciguy125        6

Lil' Lavery        5

Lukevanoort        5

Richardp        5

Tim Delles        5

Killerofkiller        4

Cyberguy34000        4

Denman        4

InfernoX14        4

Wetzel        4

Spears312        4

Adam Richards        3

Rich Kressly        3

Ryan Foley        3

Tytus Gerrish        3

Shyra1353        3

Andrew Rudolph        2

Kyle        2

Meredith343MiM        2

Mini-D67        2

Ogre        2

RogerR        2

Sammy        2

Eugenia Gabrielov        2

Liz C        2

Matt Attallah        2

anna~marie        1

Barry Bonzack        1

Ben Lauer        1

Beth Sweet        1

Budda648        1

First degree        1

John Wanninger        1

KyleGilbert45        1

Lisa Perez        1

Mr. A        1

Rees2001        1

Termite233        1

Wilshire        1

Onward!