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Billfred 19-12-2005 17:44
CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
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Here's the scores after contest #74:

Code:
Gary Dillard        59
T. Hoffman        58
MissInformation        57
EddieMcD        52
Dlavery        50
Jay H 237        48
Rich Wong        48
Jay Trzaskos        42
Al Skierkiewicz        41
Nehalita        39
EricH        38
Bcahn836        36
Andy Baker        35
KathieK        35
Wayne Doenges        33
Dorienne 007        30
Icurtis        30
Arefin Bari        29
Amanda Morrison        26
EricS-Team180        26
Koko Ed        24
DCA Fan        22
Xzvrw2        22
“Big Mike”        20
JosephM        19
Alex Cormier        18
Kyle45        15
Goober!!!        14
Artdutra04        13
Ashley Christine        13
Conor Ryan        13
Mechanicalbrain        13
1derboy        13
JVN        10
Pat McCarthy        10
Squirrelrock        10
Kjhobin        10
KenWittlief        9
Greg Needel        8
Andrew Blair        7
DanielBCR        7
Dave Scheck        7
KarenH        7
Tiffany34990        7
Brandy836        6
Elgin Clock        6
Jessica Boucher        6
Kevin Kolodziej        6
Miketwalker        6
Greencactus3        6
Sciguy125        6
Fruity Pebbles        5
Lil' Lavery        5
Richardp        5
Bill_Hancoc        5
RoboMom        4
Cyberguy34000        4
Denman        4
InfernoX14        4
Wetzel        4
Spears312        4
Adam Richards        3
Rich Kressly        3
Ryan Foley        3
Tim Delles        3
Tytus Gerrish        3
Shyra1353        3
Andrew Rudolph        2
Kyle        2
Lukevanoort        2
Meredith343MiM        2
Mini-D67        2
Ogre        2
RogerR        2
Sammy        2
Eugenia Gabrielov        2
Liz C        2
Matt Attallah        2
anna~marie        1
Barry Bonzack        1
Ben Lauer        1
Beth Sweet        1
Budda648        1
First degree        1
John Wanninger        1
KyleGilbert45        1
Lisa Perez        1
Mr. A        1
Rees2001        1
Termite233        1
Wilshire        1
And after #75:

Code:
MissInformation        62
Gary Dillard        61
T. Hoffman        58
EddieMcD        54
Dlavery        52
Jay H 237        50
Rich Wong        49
Andy Baker        45
Al Skierkiewicz        43
Jay Trzaskos        43
Nehalita        39
EricH        39
KathieK        37
Bcahn836        37
Wayne Doenges        34
Icurtis        33
Dorienne 007        30
Arefin Bari        29
EricS-Team180        27
Amanda Morrison        26
Koko Ed        26
DCA Fan        24
Xzvrw2        23
“Big Mike”        21
JosephM        21
Alex Cormier        18
Conor Ryan        15
Kyle45        15
Goober!!!        15
Artdutra04        13
Ashley Christine        13
Mechanicalbrain        13
1derboy        13
KenWittlief        12
JVN        10
Pat McCarthy        10
Squirrelrock        10
Kjhobin        10
Andrew Blair        9
Greg Needel        8
DanielBCR        7
Dave Scheck        7
KarenH        7
Tiffany34990        7
Brandy836        6
Elgin Clock        6
Jessica Boucher        6
Kevin Kolodziej        6
Miketwalker        6
Greencactus3        6
Sciguy125        6
Bill_Hancoc        6
Lil' Lavery        5
Fruity Pebbles        5
Richardp        5
Tim Delles        5
RoboMom        4
Cyberguy34000        4
Denman        4
InfernoX14        4
Wetzel        4
Spears312        4
Adam Richards        3
Lukevanoort        3
Rich Kressly        3
Ryan Foley        3
Tytus Gerrish        3
Shyra1353        3
Andrew Rudolph        2
Killerofkiller        2
Kyle        2
Meredith343MiM        2
Mini-D67        2
Ogre        2
RogerR        2
Sammy        2
Eugenia Gabrielov        2
Liz C        2
Matt Attallah        2
anna~marie        1
Barry Bonzack        1
Ben Lauer        1
Beth Sweet        1
Budda648        1
First degree        1
John Wanninger        1
KyleGilbert45        1
Lisa Perez        1
Mr. A        1
Rees2001        1
Termite233        1
Wilshire        1
And this week's picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...gle&picid=6844

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight.

Go!

Michelle Celio 19-12-2005 17:52
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
" CANT REACH BALL, MUST REACH BALL...OH NO!! ROBOTS!"

Koko Ed 19-12-2005 17:54
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Once you pop you can't you can't you can't stop!

Arefin Bari 19-12-2005 17:59
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
Rudolph: I like them balls.

1083's robot: I like them better ::takes it away::

Ian Curtis 19-12-2005 18:05
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
A young man on his fourth and final trial of reaching FIRST enlightenment, as defined by Bill Beatty in his bestseller, The Makings of the Beast.

Bill_Hancoc 19-12-2005 18:10
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
AHHHHHH!!! Must fire powerfull anti-black hole purple ball from hand before i get sucked into a black hole which is mysterioulsy coated in diamond plate, hmmmm?

KenWittlief 19-12-2005 18:15
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
[sigh!] seems like every other episode these days they find some reason to have one of the crew crawling through a Jefferies tube!

artdutra04 19-12-2005 18:44
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
Sung to ACDC: "I've got big balls, you've got big balls..."

KenWittlief 19-12-2005 19:16
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
the teams robot had an incredibly life-like aggressive humanoid appearance

but unfortunately it had a nasty tendency to break the plane of the ball corral!

(that and the code frequently locked up with the bots jaws open)

TAKE TWO:

you havent played "Hungry Hungry Hippos until...."

DCA Fan 19-12-2005 19:19
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
Gotta catch 'em all.

Bcahn836 19-12-2005 19:19
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
"just 5 more points, i am sooo close. but yet so far."

killerofkiller 19-12-2005 19:35
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
After hearing that the lotto powerball numbers where 5-5-5-5-5 for the 6th consecutive week, Andrew decided to take matters into his own hands and change the numbers to "15"

Goober!!! 19-12-2005 19:47
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
"OK i have 4 balls, now what is the number after 4???" :D :D :D

Jay H 237 19-12-2005 20:22
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
1083's hunch that Andrew couldn't read was confirmed when they asked him to get the number "2" ball and he came back with the number "5" ball.

Andrew Blair 19-12-2005 21:51
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
[aussy] Andrew's adventure as the Crocodile Dundee's apprentice ended suddenly one day when confronting a wild 5 point ball. The resulting massacre was too horrible display publicly.[/aussy]

Joe Matt 19-12-2005 22:06
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
NO! Leave me! Save you and the other balls! I was one of the ones who survived VCU, it's my time to go!

Travis Hoffman 20-12-2005 00:07
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
Smeagol (before his greed for purple playground balls corrupted his body and soul): I must have my........my Precious!

Wayne Doenges 20-12-2005 01:17
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
In another exciting episode of Fear Factor (TM) this contestant is attempting to crawl across sandpaper and through a guillotine while fending off attacks from cleverly disguised purple urchins.

EricH 20-12-2005 01:31
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
Andrew: I...can't...reach!

His Coach (behind the diamond plate somewhere):You get 1 buck times the number on the ball for each one you bring back!

Ref:*starts throwing penalty flags, runs out of them, and calls for more from the other refs*

Andrew:*thinks* There has got to be a better way to do this.

Andrew Blair 20-12-2005 16:55
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
The "Andrew In The Box" never really got the sales expected when it was developed as a toddlers "Learn and Grow" toy. Wonder why.

EricS-Team180 20-12-2005 18:16
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
Unbeknownst to many in the FIRST community, so-called "celebrities" have been quietly supporting the organization. Here we see Alice Cooper volunteering at a recent competition.

lukevanoort 20-12-2005 20:13
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
"Ben, Ben."
strange music starts

<!-- if you got that, then good for you, you aren't a pawn of the new Star Wars --!>

Dorienne 20-12-2005 21:11
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
Rudolph: PENALTY?!?!? I WAS HARDLY IN THE GOAL!
Referee: *Shows the picture*
Rudolph: Oh...Um...Okay, good call, Ref.

MissInformation 20-12-2005 23:47
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
For the 2006 game teams were told they must gather and contain the round purple spheres before they hatched and *shudder* THIS came out!

Al Skierkiewicz 21-12-2005 07:36
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
"Ay, Capatin! I am trying as hard as a can." You need to give me just a little more time."
"We have no more time, Scottie! You need to turn on the cloaking device now! The Martians are coming in for the kill!"

KenWittlief 21-12-2005 14:10
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
When dodge balls have nightmares

Kyle Love 21-12-2005 14:13
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
Ref: *throws flag* YOU BROKE THE PLANE!!!!
Rudolph:"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I CAN REACH IT!!!! I SEE THE LIGHT!!!!"

RoboMom 22-12-2005 09:50
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
After 8 hours working at the local regional, this FIRST volunteer realizes that he should have checked “team queuing” instead of “field reset” when signing up in the VIMS.

Gary Dillard 23-12-2005 15:28
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
While Nexium ("the little purple pill") proved quite effective for treatment of heartburn and acid reflux, AstraZeneca's development of a similar drug "Five - The Really Big Purple Pill" was halted when clinical trials at the University of Central Florida revealed some peculiar side effects.

EddieMcD 24-12-2005 10:25
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
"What do you mean there's a ball worth twice as much? I've never seen use of such a thing!"

EricH 24-12-2005 13:28
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
Here we see a FIRSTER attempting to collect his Christmas ornaments that fell off the tree before a robot steals them.

KathieK 24-12-2005 15:33
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
Upon seeing the kickballs, all those years of suppressing his feelings at losing at dodgeball suddenly came to the surface...

Rich Wong 24-12-2005 21:36
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
Rejected 2004 FIRST Frenzy game idea #13:

The robot must collect the 5-point balls thought the ball-slot with the aid of the human player while holding his or her ankles up.

dlavery 24-12-2005 22:25
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
and now we know what happens when Weird Al Yankovich sings Jimi Hendrix (and please don't tell me that I am the only one that sees the resemblance!) :

Purple Maze (sung to the tune of Purple Haze)

Purple maze all in my brain
Lately things just don’t look the same
I want more balls, but I don’t know why
’scuse me but I gotta try
Purple maze all around
I’m on the floor crawlin’ all around
Is that one over there I see?
Balls in a purple maze, runnin’ all over me
Right-left! Left-right! Oh, no, no

Purple maze before my eyes, uhh
Don’t know if I go left or right
It’s got me confused, blowin’ my mind
Did I get all the balls, or is there more time?
Ooo
Help me
Balls, in a, purple maze, yeah
Right, left, right…
Oh, help me!
Purple maze, I see, balls, near me
Can I get one more like this?
Purple maze
It’s makin’ me look like a fool...mama
Purple maze, n-no, nooo

Purple maze, ow! It’s painful, baby!

Billfred 25-12-2005 18:24
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76
 
Well, I guess I shouldn't let you folks wait much longer.

First place goes to:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorienne 007
Rudolph: PENALTY?!?!? I WAS HARDLY IN THE GOAL!
Referee: *Shows the picture*
Rudolph: Oh...Um...Okay, good call, Ref.
(Of course, we all know that Andrew wouldn't do that.)

Second place goes to:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Arefin Bari
Rudolph: I like them balls.

1083's robot: I like them better ::takes it away::
(It's a lot funnier when you've seen 1083's robot from 2004.)

As for honorable mentions....eh, it's Christmas. Twos for everybody!

Of course, we still have to have a burn award...

Quote:
Originally Posted by EddieMcD
"What do you mean there's a ball worth twice as much? I've never seen use of such a thing!"
Which means the scores are:

Code:
MissInformation        64
Gary Dillard        63
T. Hoffman        60
EddieMcD        57
Dlavery        54
Jay H 237        52
Rich Wong        51
Andy Baker        45
Al Skierkiewicz        45
Jay Trzaskos        43
EricH        41
Dorienne 007        40
Nehalita        39
KathieK        39
Bcahn836        39
Wayne Doenges        36
Icurtis        35
Arefin Bari        34
EricS-Team180        29
Koko Ed        28
Amanda Morrison        26
DCA Fan        26
JosephM        23
Xzvrw2        23
“Big Mike”        21
Alex Cormier        18
Kyle Love        17
Goober!!!        17
Artdutra04        15
Conor Ryan        15
KenWittlief        14
Ashley Christine        13
Mechanicalbrain        13
1derboy        13
Andrew Blair        11
JVN        10
Pat McCarthy        10
Squirrelrock        10
Kjhobin        10
Greg Needel        8
Bill_Hancoc        8
Fruity Pebbles        7
DanielBCR        7
Dave Scheck        7
KarenH        7
Tiffany34990        7
Brandy836        6
Elgin Clock        6
Jessica Boucher        6
Kevin Kolodziej        6
Miketwalker        6
RoboMom        6
Greencactus3        6
Sciguy125        6
Lil' Lavery        5
Lukevanoort        5
Richardp        5
Tim Delles        5
Killerofkiller        4
Cyberguy34000        4
Denman        4
InfernoX14        4
Wetzel        4
Spears312        4
Adam Richards        3
Rich Kressly        3
Ryan Foley        3
Tytus Gerrish        3
Shyra1353        3
Andrew Rudolph        2
Kyle        2
Meredith343MiM        2
Mini-D67        2
Ogre        2
RogerR        2
Sammy        2
Eugenia Gabrielov        2
Liz C        2
Matt Attallah        2
anna~marie        1
Barry Bonzack        1
Ben Lauer        1
Beth Sweet        1
Budda648        1
First degree        1
John Wanninger        1
KyleGilbert45        1
Lisa Perez        1
Mr. A        1
Rees2001        1
Termite233        1
Wilshire        1
Onward!


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