Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #78
 

Fortunately the camera was searching for the yellow target

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #78
 

When 269's robot decided to become a surgeon, it first learned the ropes of how to use anesthetic. Here, we see an example:

Ricky: owowowow!
Robot: he's still awake ! ANESTHESIA!!!

[not part of entry] you might not get this fully if you haven't seen the skit "Anesthesia"[/not part of entry]

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269 Operator: Hey! Guys, I think Dave took the Krispy Kreme bait! We'll be sure to have the best robot in 2006!

269 Driver: That's not Dave! Ricky, why'd you have to take the last donut! :mad:

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Tim the enchanter: There in that cave is a mnster of terrrible wrath! It will take your head off from a mile away!

Arthor, king of the brittens: where behid the robot?!?!?!

Tim: NO! IT IS THE ROBOT!

Arthor: You SILLY SOD! THAT IS HARMLESS!

tim: THATS NO ORDINARY ROBOT!

Aurthor: Lancealot! go kill it!

Lancealot: MY pleasure! I have head prtection! AHHHHHHH (rabbit rips its head off!)

Arthor: DEAR GOD!

(to understand this you must have seen monty python and the holy grail.)

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"STOP STOP!!!! It TICKLESSSS!!!"

And everyone turns their backs on the helpless robo kid.

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Ricky: OOOOW! UGH what did I tell you about moving the robot when people are within one foot of it?!?!?!

Kid: Sorry...*frowns*

Ricky: Ugh...rookies.

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On tonight episode of ROBOTS GONE BAD, we learn what happens when unsuspecting Ricky tries to reach over and grab a Krispy Kreme from Dave Lavery's private stash.

[NOT ENTRY] So which is the real wrong here, not wearing safety glasses over the eyes or the robot attacking? [/NOT ENTRY]

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Ricky: Uh, guys? There's a reason we didn't pass inspection! Get me the file!

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Ricky: hey my head's itchy and I dont feel like touching my head, can someone do it for me? please?
Driver: sure *crashes robot on Ricky's foot*
Ricky: OWWWWW!!!!!!
Driver: Sorry...*Robot's arm scratches Ricky's head*
Richy: oww...aahh yea the itch is right there...owwww......too bad I wasn't wearing these safety goggles on my foot :(

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Programmer: Ive programmed the robot to shave our team number into our hair, who wants to be first?

Ricky: ME! ME! ME!

Programmer: Ok, hold still...

Ricky: OW OW OW! Did you set it to 'shave' or 'scrape'?

Programmer: Opps! sorry!

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See, guys? This is why you can't date the robot - they're the jealous type....Ow! Geez, I wasn't staring at her!

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Peter Pan!
At last, after 102 years*, I have caught you!

You moved to Wisconsin, cut your hair and disguised yourself as a FIRST mentor but that didn’t fool Captain Hook.
Mah ha ha mah ha ha.

:D
(*Peter Pan was written in 1904.)

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Thanks to Ricky, Team 269 has been pulled from the pool to win a Saftey Award yet again ...or have they?

(Oh man, I've been waiting for this picture to show up in the UCC for so long, and all I could come up with was this horrid caption...forgive me Luis, I am unworthy ;) )

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Entry #4: Last word heard from Ricky "Hey, what does this pull sting do?"

Entry #5: Robot "Tag, you're it"

Entry #6: Ricky (doing stand up) "Our robot has two brains. One's lost and the other one's is looking for it". The robot was not amused.

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I'm a vision tetra...come find me.