CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #79
 

Wooo! It's robotics season again!

...and the scores aren't working! (USC won't let my iBook on the network for some mystifying reason. Hopefully I can get on soon--classes start tomorrow!! :ahh: )

In any event, here's the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?s=&action=single&picid=12129&directio n=DESC&sort=date&perrow=4&trows=10&quiet=Verbose

And, build season or no build season, the deadline is Saturday at midnight.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #79
 

Yes, that's right dear, pilot a former robot of the soon to be 2006 National Chairman's award winning team, scoring Ian Curtis of the Chiefdephi forums massive points in the pre-kickoff FF league, and making him the evil empire of FIRST v2!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #79
 

[Mad Scientist]Yes my love!! Yessssss.... We need more brains my slave, more brains! Muahahahaha!!!!!!!! [/Mad Scientist]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #79
 

Entry 1:
Girl: "Mommy, why are all those people running away?"

Entry 2:
Girl: "What does this button do?
Mommy: "NO! Don't touch tha...."
The sound of an explosion is heard and it starts raining robot parts.

Entry 3:
Girl: "Mommy, why can't I have and XBox like the other kids"
Mommy: "Because we can't afford it. You're lucky they let us play with their 1999 robot"

Entry 4:
Girl: "If Force equal Mass time Acceleration than I should be able to take this 120 pound robot up to 20 miles per hour and totally run it through that plate glass window."
Mommy: "Errrr. maybe.)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #79
 

Wow! My Barbies don't do that!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #79
 

"Go left... Go forward... Get the tetra.... Watch out for that robot.... Go left... No your other left.... No the other other left! *sigh* freshmen...."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #79
 

Team 341 wins the 2006 Gullibility Award, not only for being fooled by Lavery twice about the 2006 animation but by this little girl who convinced them she was of high-school age.

<not an entry> Just kidding, 341! You guys are great!</not an entry>

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #79
 

Little girl: "Well of COURSE it pulls to the left, the Fisher Price motors have different torque characteristics running forward and backward. Haven't you noticed the asymmetric tread wear pattern on my Barbie Jeep? It's pretty easy to fix. Hello? Ever heard of a PWM variable bias?"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #79
 

COACH: "We find young children to be the best subjects because we get to teach them the OUR Left and right."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #79
 

Is it just me or do these freshmen seem to be getting younger and younger?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #79
 

"What weapons does this trigger set off?"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #79
 

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #79
 

Mom
"Remember, you won't get into college if you don't play your video games!"


(if you've seen that V-smile commercial you'll know what I'm talking about)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #79
 

In yet another stab at fulfilling Dean's vision, FIRST launches a new pilot program, "Preschool FIRST Robotics". PFR (aimed at 3-4 yr olds) allows preschoolers to control robots disguised as Bob the Builders, SpongeBob SquarePants and Elmo to form alliance partners. GP is taught along with EasyC in the classroom.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #79
 

"Our best driver... and she cant even reach the controls during a match..."