Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #79
 

Girl:OMG i just want one of these for my Birthday and i can take over the WORLD!!! :D :D :D
MOM: thats nice dear!!!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #79
 

As you can plainly see, Daisy really knows that the best drivers really do start out young.

or

The only driver in FRC that really could control JVN in the booth. :p

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #79
 

The truth behind NASA's success:

"I'm sorry Jessica, but you know you can't have any milk and cookies until after you get Spirit out of that ditch."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #79
 

Mom and daughter comes to visit team 341's demo.

Daughter: Mom, what does the robot do when I move this thingy forward.

Mom: I am not sure.

... Daughter moves that joystick forward.

(in the background one of the team member screaming...)

team member: WHAT DID I TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT LETTING OTHERS DRIVE THE ROBOT.. OUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH... call 911.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #79
 

Get 'em hooked while they're young.

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Take 1:
After the last time they let this girl operate their robot, team 341 took the precaution of reinforcing their joystick box with duct-tape. :) (Is that legal?)

Take 2:
Shortly before the trial run commenced, team 341's safety captain tried to reassure the dubious flock of onlookers. "We guarentee this robot as 100% childproof. Nothing could possibly go wrong." Nevertheless, the crowd made sure to back well away from the border of the 100-yard-radius "testing zone".

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #79
 

Mommy, is this another one of those 90’s nostalgia games you and daddy played with when you were young?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #79
 

With the addition of this new robot pilot, Karthik's vision of an all-preschool FIRST team was finally realized.

"Yay!!!! Now I can have my two favorite things - strategy sessions and tea parties - whenever I want!!! Did you hear that, Kermit and Elmo??? We have new guests coming! Set the table!!!"

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FIRE ZE MISSILES!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #79
 

Mommy, this is cool. Look how I can get all those people in the black and white shirts to run around. I like this can we take it home? I can't wait to show daddy how well I can drive. Will you let have the car now?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #79
 

341 was shocked when they heard that 116 managed to start recruiting at a younger age.

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"The little girl's gaze was locked on the robot, leaving us with but one question: which one's in control?"

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"It's... so... beautiful"

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Haha nice one

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #79
 

I guess it's safe to say that, given that it's 7:00 PM and I'm just now starting to judge the caption contest, I'm in a real Krunch.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

(One side of me really wondered if that was just too weird, even for the caption contest.)

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Koko Ed
2) Jay H 237
3) Wayne Doenges
4) mechanicalbrain
5) Gary Dillard
6) EricH
7) Ashley Christine
8) MissInformation
9) Al Skierkiewicz
10) KathieK
11) richardp

And the burn award...

Which means the scores (including last week's) are:

Interesting side note: After this week's contest, there are now 100 CDers who've entered a caption contest since #53.

Onward!