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I have to check these forms more often I just read this after we got home today.

World's Worst volleyball player.

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"Out of bounds!" "Can I use my 3454 redo?"

World's worst pastry chef. :)

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"What do you mean bear claw is just a name?"


Worlds worst president (if you say or imply Bill Clinton I will give you such a pinch! :mad: )

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I know Global Warming is a problem. With that said, let's put aside 3 Billion dollars to invade Antartica!

World's Worst message to hear on your boyfriend's/girlfriend's answering machine.

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Hey, I had a great time last night, we should do it again real soon. (Person is the same gender as your boyfriend/girlfriend)

World's worst student.

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____________________________

Worlds worst car

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worlds worst billboard

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worlds worst star wars character

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World's worst pet.

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Worlds worst sport.

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Baseball-Stand around, shoot up 'roids, create scandals and get hurt for way, way too much money
And the snake's cute! (not my first choice, mind you)
World's worst webcomic

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[aside]yay for thread revival![/aside]

:) "Hey, why are we text?"
:D "Because we're a webcomic with a sense of irony!"
:) "Oh. I thought it was because Billfred can't draw."

World's worst FRC game designer

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Billfred... you're gonna get me in trouble for this one.

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/23796

World's Worst Band

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"Albuquerque, are you ready to sort-of-almost-but-not-really-rock? Then give it up for Shaggy Blondes, the Hanson cover band!"

World's worst real estate agent.

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The real estate agent in the Movie Heirloom:
James Yang, a twentysomething architect, learns that he has been left a run-down mansion as an inheritance. He convinces his fiancée Yo to move in with him.
James's real estate agent neglects to inform him that his whole family committed mass suicide in the house 20 years ago, as part of a strange and mysterious curse. It quickly becomes clear to everyone except James that this curse is alive and well, and that his 2600-square-foot inheritance may well kill them all. Yo begins her own investigation into the house, which leads her to a truth even more horrible than she expects.

World's Worst hoax.

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Um...so we never landed on the moon...because we have stupid people, like, uhh...me man! And of course the USSR would never admit to it because they're afraid of us, dude. Like, totally. And that laser thing, totally fake man!* Oooh, and that moving flag thing, that shouldn't have happened! I mean, it's not like it's flexible or anything, and held up.

World's Worst Clown

*ahem

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And yet he his also the best, because he is the funniest clown ever.


World's worst restaurant

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*NEVER EAT FROM MEXICO CITY FOOD STANDS*
You may not make it out alive. :(

worlds worst computer program.

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echo g=ffff:0000 | debug

I think that's it. Try it in DOS mode sometime. Or not.

World's Worst receptionist

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Oh boss, can you help me, I've superglued my fingers together and stapled my hair to the desk. The shredder ate my blouse and the whiteboard is white. Why is the whiteboard white? I gave directions to your client and asked him to pick me up a smoothie on the way, would you like me to call him back and ask him to pick one up for you? The fire extinguisher may need to be replaced, for some reason the nachos caught fire when I was melting the cheese in the toaster oven and my girlfriend called. I'm not sure why the fire chief came along with the police chief. They were not very friendly and I had to ask them to lower their voices, how rude. Can I leave @ 2, there is a sale at the mall today and I want to get a couples of blouses. With ruffles.

Edit: the nachos/fire is true as well as the police chief and fire chief. We had to evacuate the entire 5 story building...I wasn't the receptionist, honest.

World's worst house painter

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Painter: Sorry about that dude, maybe I should have covered the windows before spray painting.

Owner: You could've at least closed them! :mad:


Worlds worst gas station.

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http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/s...on.Arm.Leg.jpg

World's worst moving crew

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World's worst monkey face.

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worlds worst air guitar player

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"Where do I plug my guitar in?"

World's worst American

(ha ha I'm Canadian- gotta get my $.02 in)

The Canuck

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worlds worst petshop

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this is from monty python(inaccuracies my fault)
well we could take this terrier and turn it into a fish
a fish?
yes. cut the legs off and stick a straw in its mouth. genuine fish.
Or
the dead parrot
Or
pet shop is a part time butcher shop.



worlds worst price check.

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beep...beep...beep...beep...beep...beep...beep...b eep....PRICE CHECK...beep... beep...beep... whatever its free

worlds worst pa system

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This isn't the worlds worst, just the world's oldest.

The worlds worst clock.

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World's worst truck.

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World's worst invention

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World's Worst Nuclear operator for missle silo's. haha

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Invention "Furbie, play!!!"
(:eek: *shiver* garr..FURBIES *shiver*:eek: )
Worlds worst tv announcer

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"I hate furbies"

worlds worst robot

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Mentor: "Okay, show me how you modified the robot, we ship tomorrow..."

First Year Student: "I removed all the wheels and motors, and replaced them with cardboard cutouts to save on wait."

Mentor: "........(>_<')........"


World's worst appocalypse.

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"OMG God is comming to kill all of us unrightous people. Wait your not god your
_________"

worlds worst person to play god in worlds worst apocalypse

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"Hello, my name is Dave Lavery. Here is a picture with some numbers and some bananas. If you can figure out what it means, you will be spared. *maniacal laughter*"


World's worst game clue.

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" Have fun over christmas break "

Worlds worst referee

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"Well, all three captains stepped out of the box so we'll give the penalties to the OTHER alliance."

World's Worst photographer.

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one with out a camera

world's worst ddr song

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The song that never ends.

The worst person to sing the song that never ends.

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Yoko Ono?

World worst game piece

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The world.

World's worst pizza topping

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Humans.

Worlds worst Actor

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Dean Kamen.

World's worst singer.

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Your bridges were burned, and now it's your turn
To cry, cry me a river
Cry me a river-er
Cry me a river
Cry me a river-er, yea yea
(sorry bsb/justin fans)

World's worst soccer mom

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"All these kids but mine and that one other guy by the other goal are so dumb, why don't they just pick up the ball?"

World's worst laptop

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http://www.innfusion.com/blogimages/Brick.jpg

World's worst photographer.

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This threads too fun too die





"say cheese *flash* AAaHhh my eyes!!!"


Worlds worst sports announcer?

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"Home Run!! 7 points on the board! And now for the tipoff... OW! Right hook to the chin, he's down!"--at a soccer game

World's Worst robot designer.

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"Square shaft in a circular hole."

World's worst athlete.

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"I'm taking my talents to South Beach."

World's worst social networking website designer

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"Okay you guys, think the world's ready for TeamEdward.com?"

World's worst thread resurrection :D

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"Go back a page."

World's worst ninja.

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http://xkcd.com/486/

World's Worst Person to be stuck on a deserted island with

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"So.... ever watch Lost?"


World's worst advertiser

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"For just three easy payments of $19.99, you receive not one, not two, but THREE CD's of Justin Beiber's Greatest Hits. Guaranteed to give you constant headaches or your money back!

world's worst speller

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During a spelling bee...

um... can I have the definition?{def is given} um... can I have it in a sentance? {sentance is given} um... what is the orgin of the word? {orgin is given} um... Can I have the definition {no) um... "Q" ummmm "Q" ummmmm another "Q" ummmmm a "M" annnnnd "the batman symbol!" {I'm sorry, your word was "cat" please sit down.}

Worlds worst material to make a robot out of?

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"..." - granite doesn't talk, alternatively, "I'd rather be a counter top"

what about epoxying a round shaft in gearbox output with an internal hex bore? I hope it work's because it's too late to fix it now.

Worlds worst physicist.

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Whoever designs the ACME products for Wile E. Coyote.

World's worst window washer

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[sound of smearing]
Car owner: "Are you sure you wash windows with the palm of you're hand?"
Washer: "Yep"

World's Worst robot
(not builder, and assuming the robot can talk)

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"Holy cow I can talk... and I'm self aware! [Falls apart]

Worlds worst party planner

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"Surprise, I forgot to invite anyone!"


Worlds worst politician.

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"...I've been approached by 15 different groups of constituents asking me to vote no on this bill. I'm voting yes because they don't know what's best for them. They won't be able to recall me, either."

World's worst comedian.

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"...and in the end everyone died."

World's worst reporter

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According to Wikipedia, You-know-who did something with the whachamacalit yesterday. And we'll be back after this short break!

World's worst forum poster...

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U lik totes no wat I'm like tlking bout, ya? Cuz if ya don't u r totes dum.

World's worst map-maker.

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If we start in London and walk due north we should get to St. Louis by the end of the week.

worlds worst chiropractor.

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Your knee looks fine to me!

world's worst cat.

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"Woof! Woof!"

World's worst traffic cop.

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"Do you know why I pulled you over? No seriously, do you know why? I can't remember..."

World Worst African Swallow

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Can’t carry a coconut (montypython)

World’s Worst field error (at a FIRST event)

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"What do you mean, 'SELF DESTRUCT INITIATED'?"

World's Worst dentist.

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Dentist: How are you doing today?
*silence* (your mouth is being held open)
Dentist: hmm... you're not the talkitive type, are you?

Worlds worst MC

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... and now you know about my open knee surgery.


(I don't have a thing for knees, but they're just easy targets).

World's worst assembally line employee.

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Darn it, I put the head on backwards. Ugh, I'm fired, aren't it? Shouldn't we have robots to do this for us?

World's worst strategist.

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(At a strategy meeting with alliance partners) "All three robots should be defensive robots, that way the red alliance can't score any points!"


world's worst programmer.

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What's this main() thing? Can't I just get rid of it?

World's worst mythbuster.

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There is no way you can make a lead balloon fly. It is impossible. EVERYONE knows that...

World's worst author.

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Well, I could write a long story about how Johnny Smith treks all across the world looking for his granddaddy's lost sword, but that would take too long, and besides - that involves writing!

Worlds worst emailer

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I'm just going to set all my emails to reply all.

World's worst hacker

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"Hey whats your computer's password? I'm trying to mess stuff up with it. Like change your background or something..."

World's worst biology teacher

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Teacher: The chlorophyll is why frogs are green, also because they don’t have roots they need to be constantly wet.
Student: What about the non-green frogs?
Teacher: Toads… all toads

Worlds Worst thing to put in a microwave

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One of those paper take away containers for bread sticks from Olive Garden. They catch fire! (I know this all too well...)

World's Worst IM-er

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"You mean lol doesn't mean lots of love?"

Worlds worst DJ.

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Girl:What am I hearing? It hurts my ears so bad!
Boy: I think it's suppossed to be music

World's Worst ball(those orange foam things)

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Ummm ... Why does my Rebound Rumble ball weigh eight pounds and have a stem?

World's Worst sign language interpreter

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I'm sorry, I can't see anything. Haven't had Lasik yet.

World's worst NASCAR driver.

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Oh. So THAT's the GAS pedal. oops

World's worst poet

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"And the cat, why it was colored orange. Because of that, it seemed...seemed....darn it."

World's worst internet picture (clean).

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Too easy?

World's Worst moving company

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Hey do you have a map to the customers house? I think we got a bit lost.

Worlds worst soldering iron

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First the solder won't melt, then it vaporizes in 0.047 seconds, then it won't melt again, all without adjusting the temperature setting. Oh, and the handle isn't insulated.

World's worst Fantasy FIRST player.

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EricH (Team Falcon) - "Minor update: Falcon used missing team priority in Hub City 1 to take 3366 off the available teams list. Falcon is now the last team on the priority list."

World's Worst FTC Team.


I kid I kid

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"What do you mean kickoff isn't January 5th?"

World's worst "feature" in a car.

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"So you plug your phone in this console, and your Facebook and Twitter pages show up right here on this dashboard! Now you can check your social media accounts right from your car!" (And sadly yes, they actually do have this now.)

World's worst Santa Claus?

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Ho ho WOAH!!!!!!

World's worst defense bot.

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Wait, I have Mecanum drive... and they all outweigh me... by a lot...

World's worst choir director.

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"Ok, ok, guys, louder!"

World's worst trombone player.

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