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"what should i draw with...a suzuki or a ford?"

world worst actor

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But I thought I was supposed to shoot him off the roof...

World's worst computer designer

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virus protection? i thought you said virus INfection

world's worst poster (as in poster on chief delphi)

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heeeey guyz :cool: didt no were 2 poset dis :confused: . duz ne1 no if we r allowd :yikes: 2 uze wheels :rolleyes: on r robot thing :( ? thx guyz.

world's worst fundraiser

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fundraiser: "i'm selling chocolate bars"
customer: *pulls out wad of cash* "how much are you selling them for?"
fundraiser: "what are you willing to pay?"
customer: *quickly hides wad of cash and searches pockets* "let's see...i have a nickel, a dime, a bent paperclip, and some lint, is that good enough?"
fundraiser: "that's plenty!" *hands over a king sized hershey's with almonds* "nice doing business with ya'! "

worlds worst clown

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Huh huh huh. I am Krusty the clown.

Worlds Worst Friend

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Cody C: *throws plastic pitcher*
Me: OUCH! AH MY LIP! AH!
Cody C: You were supposed to block it with the sled!

Worlds worst parade

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Dumb people, when there is a parade coming down the street, CLEAR THE SIDEWALK!! I'm tired of running all of you over!!

World's worst racer.

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Let's see, what happens if i go NASCAR racing blindfolded, drunk, and without a seatbelt... CRASH!!!!!

World's worst rapper

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lsdjkaflsdjfalklksdjflk;

Worlds worst typer

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tis tok me doo ours 2 right dis i hope youi leek id!1!111@

Worlds worst math teacher

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*ahem* true story:
"so to mutliply matrices you multiply the first matrices' row by the second matrices' column.... wait no, the first matrices' column by the.... ummm well you see, if you tilt your head just match up the... (looks back at class)...okay that's not going to work is it... hold on one second (starts to go through the book)" -- the class stopped paying attention after that.
...by the way i was the teacher. lesson: don't think you can teach a class without preparation. you can't. don't try.

world's worst newbie

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What does this butto- KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

World's worst music player.

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let's see, why would scale stop at g? let's make it go up to z!!!! oh wait, now no one understands it :-(

Worlds worst rocket scientist

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The world needs another nuclear explosion. Now, push that button. The big red one.

Worlds worst haircut