World's Worst
 

I'm not sure if people will like this game, but I have posted this game in another forum and people there seemed to enjoy it, so here it goes!

Example:
Look at the post above you for a "World's worst _____"
Write something the above would say, then think up another.

I'll start it off.

World's worst dancer

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World's worst attention span. :D

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"So x is the... Oh, when is the webassign due again? Gah, where's my calculator and I need to buy more truffles... I'm starving!"

World's worst dancer(since Clam forgot to quote one)

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What? I'm new, forgive me. Anyways, the webassign is due next friday (27th). Don't worry! i have truffles! but i'm just really gettin tired of sellin them >.< And about your calculator, i have no idea, sry, cant help u there. ^.^ by the way, i talked to andy about moving some of the stuff on top around. Crunch-Time!!! ;)

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"Has anybody seen my rollerskates?"

World's worst SCUBAdiver

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worlds worst thinker of worlds worst.

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NOO I am a Failure at life!!

Worlds worst Robot Builder.

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"What do you mean i'm using the wrong side of the hammer?"

World's Worst gum chewer

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*POP!* I suppose I'll have to change my hair style to the JVN now.

World's worst Billfred impersonator.

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worlds worst grammer

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From the rules:
Still at "World's worst Billfred impersonator" unless I missed something.

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We'll take care of both:

"Dave Lavery ain't no pimp, butt I reckon Heidi Foster shure am, boy howdy!"

World's Worst Wedding Singer

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I was actually at a wedding where they played "Last Kiss". Scary.

World's Worst Dentist

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World's Worst Driver!!

To many accidents.

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Okay, another hint about how this game is played. When the person above you posts "Worlds worst disco dancer" you are supposed to post something humorous to elaborate on why you would be the worlds worst disco dancer, something like "Night fever, Night feve... oops... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to poke you in the eye... would you like your eyeball back?" And then you leave a "worlds worst" for the next person to elaborate on.

So, I'll combine worlds worst dentist and driver to get us back on track:

"No problem, I'll steer with my knees while I drill..."

Worlds worst brownnoser.

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This game is SO COOL!

World's worst soldier

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Hu, three, four two, Hup, three, four, two

World's Worst Listener

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Huh? Wha? Did I miss something?

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World's worst rapper

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"The hilllllllllllls are aliiiiiiiiiiiiive, with the sound of muuuuuuuuuuuusiiiiiiiiiiiiiccc.....Yo yo, yo."

World's Worst Singer, period. C'mon guys, this one's set up perfectly - don't let me down!

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"save a porshe ride a segway" (sorry baker)


the worlds worst hockey player

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No, not possible, because I am the WORLD'S WORST SINGER! (Just ask my team's other programmer...)

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The one they call "Hot Feet"

worlds worst open source program

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Terms of use: This software is deemed "Open source". This means that the code is available for unrestricted acccess, upon the following conditions:

1. The code is not viewed.
2. The code is not changed.

The worlds worst...Ballistic missle.

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straight up and back down

world' worst exocutioner

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Oops I missed!

World's Worst Politician

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I did not have a relationship with that woman

worlds worst butcher

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TODAY'S SPECIAL: "Fish and finger pie"

world's worst electrician

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"the sparking gives it character"

world's worst inventor

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I give you my latest invention - the solar-powered flashlight.

World's worst programmer.

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"Hello, my name is Travis Hoffman."

World's Worst Pirate

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"I get seasick easily"

World's worst hairdresser

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my hair grows too much

worlds worst clock resetter

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Wait...what's PM? They have a PM radio station?

World's worst dresser

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"My other car is on Mars!"

World's worst robot driver

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"You mean I can't impale the opposition from 54 feet away? Oops, sorry Team 48. My bad."

World's worst human player

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"Yes! i just got all 10 of those through the center goal...I am amazing!"


the worlds worst FIRST game.

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"you brown noser! get out!"..."are you color blind!?"

world's worst wanna be/want to be

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She bangs she bangs
Oh baby when she moves, she moves...

World's worst scout

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I think that Hammond team is overrated. We should pick 229 instead.


World's Worst Designer.

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combination BBQ Grill and Flamethrower with optional Auto destruct.

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worlds worst lawyer

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" i mean, c'mon people! how can he be guilty with a face like that?"

world's worst surgeon

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[quote=Capt.ArDworld's worst surgeon[/QUOTE]
"Nurse, pass me the skin-cutting thing, whaddaya call it, the spatula"

World's worst cover band

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Why do the people get up to leave everytime we play?


World's Worst Basketball Team

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"This is like golf so lowest score wins, right???"



World's worst Chief Delphi thread

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":( :( Hows does i fix the really really really really bad tihng my bot dose all teh time plz help or i will cry :( :( :("

Worlds worst FIRST game Idea

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"Ok, so we're gonna have these plastic bins..."
or... "what if all 4 robots are on the same team?"

World's worst college class.

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"Good morning, class, welcome to freshman physics. My name is JVN, and I'll be your TA."

World's worst Andy Baker impersonator

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Survival of Permaculture and Biodynamic Farming in New Zealand

(Yeah, I think that class would suck. BTW, there are some other great shorts on that site as well)

World's worst Aim High shooter concept

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Ok, it's aim high, so we have to aim over the wall, right?

World's Worst team member

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I thought it was just a pile of junk so I accidentally put the chassis in the dumpster this morning...

World's worst leader.

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"Hey, check out those lemmings, that looks like fun!"

World's worst political speechwriter

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http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/7312

World's Worst Manipulator Idea

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"Hey, Mr. Hosford, know how we have the saw blade as a logo and all? Well why not use a bunch to pick up balls this year?"

World's worst Elvis impersonator

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"You aren't nothing but a hot dog......



World's Worst Football Team

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"I thought I threw it to the other team"

The worlds worst FIRST costume design.

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I know, Lets put the robot on our promo guy, that will really let the other teams know how good we are.

World's worst mechanical team member.

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What does this part do--wait I designed it--what does it do?

worlds worst programmer

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-me!
"SEMICOLONS?? who needs semi-colons?"
"hey, i don't see a compile button here..."

world's worst smiler

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"Hey, look! I can smile upside-down!"

World's worst cartoonist

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"what should i draw with...a suzuki or a ford?"

world worst actor

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But I thought I was supposed to shoot him off the roof...

World's worst computer designer

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virus protection? i thought you said virus INfection

world's worst poster (as in poster on chief delphi)

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heeeey guyz :cool: didt no were 2 poset dis :confused: . duz ne1 no if we r allowd :yikes: 2 uze wheels :rolleyes: on r robot thing :( ? thx guyz.

world's worst fundraiser

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fundraiser: "i'm selling chocolate bars"
customer: *pulls out wad of cash* "how much are you selling them for?"
fundraiser: "what are you willing to pay?"
customer: *quickly hides wad of cash and searches pockets* "let's see...i have a nickel, a dime, a bent paperclip, and some lint, is that good enough?"
fundraiser: "that's plenty!" *hands over a king sized hershey's with almonds* "nice doing business with ya'! "

worlds worst clown

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Huh huh huh. I am Krusty the clown.

Worlds Worst Friend

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Cody C: *throws plastic pitcher*
Me: OUCH! AH MY LIP! AH!
Cody C: You were supposed to block it with the sled!

Worlds worst parade

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Dumb people, when there is a parade coming down the street, CLEAR THE SIDEWALK!! I'm tired of running all of you over!!

World's worst racer.

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Let's see, what happens if i go NASCAR racing blindfolded, drunk, and without a seatbelt... CRASH!!!!!

World's worst rapper

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lsdjkaflsdjfalklksdjflk;

Worlds worst typer

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tis tok me doo ours 2 right dis i hope youi leek id!1!111@

Worlds worst math teacher

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*ahem* true story:
"so to mutliply matrices you multiply the first matrices' row by the second matrices' column.... wait no, the first matrices' column by the.... ummm well you see, if you tilt your head just match up the... (looks back at class)...okay that's not going to work is it... hold on one second (starts to go through the book)" -- the class stopped paying attention after that.
...by the way i was the teacher. lesson: don't think you can teach a class without preparation. you can't. don't try.

world's worst newbie

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What does this butto- KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

World's worst music player.

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let's see, why would scale stop at g? let's make it go up to z!!!! oh wait, now no one understands it :-(

Worlds worst rocket scientist

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The world needs another nuclear explosion. Now, push that button. The big red one.

Worlds worst haircut

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I can't resist:


world's worst vacation

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Annoying kid: "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5 hours later.

Annoying kid: "Are we there yet?"

__

World's worst class

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For a required-to-graduate class: "Welcome to Introduction to Business Computing."

World's worst roommate.

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I have a tarantula farm, oh wait, the glass broke. Oh well

World's worst farmer

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Pa, did you mix up the fertilizer and pesticide again? Oh, whatever.

Worlds worst electrical job.

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KABOOM!!!!!!(enough said)

World's worst road trip.

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i gotta go to the bathroom. *as you're turning into the rest station* oopsies

worlds worst friend

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:ahh:
"Oh sorry, I didn't think you liked him anyways..."

worlds worst pet

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"Oh, I was suppose to go to the bathroom outside?"


Worlds worst weatherman.

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"And here's your Columbia forecast: cold rain!"

(said a day or so before a kick-us-all-out-of-school-for-three-days snowstorm by all of the local weather stations who had just been engulfed in an arms race in the weather department. We got an inch or two--and before you northerners gripe about that not being snow, bear in mind that my last interaction with the white stuff was Kickoff 2005, and that's only because I was in New Hampshire!)

World's worst con artist.

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wait, i thought i was supposed to givethem the money!!!

World's worst video game designer

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"Let's design the view in the game Q-bert so everyone falls off the edge very easily and dies"

Ok, World worst valentine.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
We're the IRS
And we're auditing you.


World's worst action movie character (and you can't use Woody Allen's character in Annie Hall).

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"World's worst action movie character"

"Bah, let the shrimp do all the stunts"

world's worst book

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Can you say, "plotcraters"?

World's worst leader.

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I did not have a relationship with that woman

Worlds worst website

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http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/awesome.htm

World's worst doctor (I'm not sure if this one was done yet.)

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Word of warning, that website essentially locked up my Opera browser, proceed w/ caution

During surgery: Uhmm, I think I forgot to take out that rubber glove, guess we're gonna have to open him back up.


Worlds worst comedian.

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" yah! have you ever seen those robot dudes. They are such NERDS! they should all get a life"

Worlds worst song.

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<sings>i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves...everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves....</singing>..i think you know the rest.

world's worst competitive eater

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world's most annoying song

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Hey, don't you think you're eating a bit fast? That doesn't seem healthy. Me? Oh, no thanks, I'm full.

World's worst flirt

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"ba ding ding ding ding ding"

"I like the way you smell"

hahhaha even that made me laugh :P

The world's worst conversationist (yayy i made a new word)

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"Hey uhm yeah ok bye"

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Worlds worst snake charmer

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"Hit Me With Your Best Shot!"


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