CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #80
 

Woohoo! 80! Only 100 more to go until Tiffany points me to some pictures of Gary Dillard that I'm not supposed to be shown!*

*(that's a complete fabrication on my part.)

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/roboti.../p1050767.html

As always, the deadline is midnight on Saturday.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #80
 

"Ugh! No more jelly donuts for Lavery. He squirting all over the place!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #80
 

Man brushing off shoulder:

"If you feelin’ like a pimp man, go and brush your shoulders off
Mentors is pimps too, go and brush your shoulders off.
Nerds is crazy baby, don't forget that Lavery told you
Get, that, dirt off your shoulder"

Other man:

"You gotta get, that, dirt off your shoulder"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #80
 

the third base coach gives Heidi the signal to steal third.

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Man in purple: seeing these kids build a robot hits me right here
other man: I hear ya

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What you don't see: this mentor is about to realize his hand is stuck there.
Superglue is amazing, isn't it?
(is that Heidi snickering in the corner?)

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With the performance of the sacred Barking Dog Salute, the 100th gathering of the Secret Order of Shadow Puppeteers was called to order.

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Argh you stole mine.......


Man with hand on shoulder: My super fast robot dance issent going to plan.

Other guy: Maybe if I stare at the camera long enough, it'll explode, then I can say I'm Chuck Norris!

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The Bionic man, albeit several years later, returns to act as a consultant on a related project...

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I pledge allegiance to FIRST

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Forehead protectors do not provide sufficient protection. Shoulder pads will be needed as well.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #80
 

Person 1: Ah knew dat part was gonna fail.
Person 2: yup.
Person 1: Ah s'pose we should fix it.
Person 2: yup.
Person 1: Ah knew dem pliers woulda come in handy.
Person 2: yup.


(disclaimer: I didn't get enough sleep last night. If nothing else, laugh that someone would be crazy enough to post something dumb like this on CD)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #80
 

Entry 1
Man on left: "You know they make a very good dandruff shampoo now.

Entry 2
Man on right: "I pledge allegiance to the flag...
Man on left: "No Man! It's the right hand over the heart"

Entry 3
Man on Right: "It hurts when I do this"
Man on left: "Than don't do it"

Man on right: "It's a shame the controller die. It was so young"

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Person 1: Why are you flashing gang signs?
Person 2: I'm not. It's from Star Trek.
Person 1: We really are nerds, aren't we?

Note: If you don't get this, look at the hand being used to brush Person 2's shoulder. It really does look like he's doing that salute (or whatever you'd call it).

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #80
 

Man on right: Are you sure you did the calculations of muzzle velocity right?
Students: Yep.
Man: I think you did 'em wrong.
Student: We're within the 50 mph limit...
Man (and Dave from wherever he's at): AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!