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CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #80

Woohoo! 80! Only 100 more to go until Tiffany points me to some pictures of Gary Dillard that I'm not supposed to be shown!*

*(that's a complete fabrication on my part.)

Here's the scores:

Code:

MissInformation        70

T. Hoffman        67

Gary Dillard        66

Rich Wong        62

Dlavery        59

EddieMcD        59

Jay H 237        57

Jay Trzaskos        49

Al Skierkiewicz        48

Icurtis        47

EricH        46

Andy Baker        45

KathieK        43

Wayne Doenges        42

Nehalita        41

Dorienne 007        41

Bcahn836        41

Arefin Bari        37

Koko Ed        31

EricS-Team180        29

DCA Fan        29

Artdutra04        27

Amanda Morrison        26

JosephM        23

Xzvrw2        23

Ashley Christine        22

“Big Mike”        21

Goober!!!        21

Kyle Love        19

KenWittlief        18

Alex Cormier        18

Andrew Blair        15

Conor Ryan        15

Mechanicalbrain        15

1derboy        13

Jessica Boucher        11

Tim Delles        11

JVN        10

Pat McCarthy        10

Squirrelrock        10

Bill_Hancoc        10

Kjhobin        10

KarenH        9

Richardp        9

Dave Scheck        8

Greg Needel        8

Fruity Pebbles        7

DanielBCR        7

Tiffany34990        7

Brandy836        6

Elgin Clock        6

Kevin Kolodziej        6

Miketwalker        6

RoboMom        6

Greencactus3        6

Sciguy125        6

Lil' Lavery        5

Lukevanoort        5

InfernoX14        5

Killerofkiller        4

Cyberguy34000        4

Denman        4

Wetzel        4

Spears312        4

Adam Richards        3

Beth Sweet        3

Rich Kressly        3

Ryan Foley        3

Tytus Gerrish        3

Shyra1353        3

Andrew Rudolph        2

Kyle        2

Meredith343MiM        2

Mini-D67        2

Ogre        2

RogerR        2

Sammy        2

Eugenia Gabrielov        2

Liz C        2

Matt Attallah        2

Rohan_DHS        2

Sciencenerd        2

anna~marie        1

Barry Bonzack        1

Ben Lauer        1

Budda648        1

Cody C        1

Dubious elise        1

First degree        1

John Wanninger        1

KyleGilbert45        1

Lisa Perez        1

MattD1Drift        1

Meaubry        1

Mr. A        1

Rees2001        1

Saru29        1

Termite233        1

Wilshire        1

Zach Purser        1

And the picture:

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/roboti.../p1050767.html

As always, the deadline is midnight on Saturday.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #80

"Ugh! No more jelly donuts for Lavery. He squirting all over the place!"

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Man brushing off shoulder:

"If you feelin’ like a pimp man, go and brush your shoulders off
Mentors is pimps too, go and brush your shoulders off.
Nerds is crazy baby, don't forget that Lavery told you
Get, that, dirt off your shoulder"

Other man:

"You gotta get, that, dirt off your shoulder"

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the third base coach gives Heidi the signal to steal third.

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Man in purple: seeing these kids build a robot hits me right here
other man: I hear ya

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What you don't see: this mentor is about to realize his hand is stuck there.
Superglue is amazing, isn't it?
(is that Heidi snickering in the corner?)

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With the performance of the sacred Barking Dog Salute, the 100th gathering of the Secret Order of Shadow Puppeteers was called to order.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashley Christine

Argh you stole mine.......

Man with hand on shoulder: My super fast robot dance issent going to plan.

Other guy: Maybe if I stare at the camera long enough, it'll explode, then I can say I'm Chuck Norris!

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The Bionic man, albeit several years later, returns to act as a consultant on a related project...

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I pledge allegiance to FIRST

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Forehead protectors do not provide sufficient protection. Shoulder pads will be needed as well.

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Person 1: Ah knew dat part was gonna fail.
Person 2: yup.
Person 1: Ah s'pose we should fix it.
Person 2: yup.
Person 1: Ah knew dem pliers woulda come in handy.
Person 2: yup.

(disclaimer: I didn't get enough sleep last night. If nothing else, laugh that someone would be crazy enough to post something dumb like this on CD)

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Entry 1
Man on left: "You know they make a very good dandruff shampoo now.

Entry 2
Man on right: "I pledge allegiance to the flag...
Man on left: "No Man! It's the right hand over the heart"

Entry 3
Man on Right: "It hurts when I do this"
Man on left: "Than don't do it"

Man on right: "It's a shame the controller die. It was so young"

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Person 1: Why are you flashing gang signs?
Person 2: I'm not. It's from Star Trek.
Person 1: We really are nerds, aren't we?

Note: If you don't get this, look at the hand being used to brush Person 2's shoulder. It really does look like he's doing that salute (or whatever you'd call it).

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Man on right: Are you sure you did the calculations of muzzle velocity right?
Students: Yep.
Man: I think you did 'em wrong.
Student: We're within the 50 mph limit...
Man (and Dave from wherever he's at): AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!

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I like your idea, but my concern is....

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Epsilon Delta's annual fundraiser, the no-limit Virginia Hold'em tournament (similar to Texas Hold 'em except that safety glasses are required at the table) was once again a big success. At this point in the tournament, the player on the right moved all in and needed a five at the river to stay alive. He lost the hand and the player on the left went on to face Heidi "Short Stack" Foster heads up for the championship.

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"You know it's a lot harder to shoot balls than we originally thought."
"Yea, I agree, but I never thought that ball would hurt so much!"

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One of the funs of being “The Invisible Robot” is playing pranks on your fellow mentors.
They always fall for the shoulder taps.

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David: You know, I believe in team bonding activities, but this is just dumb.

Jude: Shhh! They're ready to start and I don't want to fall behind... "When I dance they call me macarena... and the boys they say that I´m buena... they all want me, they can´t have me... aiiii MACARENA!"

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Person 1: Hmm, something is not right here.

Person 2: Tell me about it. First some guy from texas comes in here claiming to be JVN, and now my hand has 4 fingers!

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Come one man do the mocarina!!! :D :D :D (ok im not sure if that is spelled right and spell check didn't have it so its that on dance that you shack your butt with)

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No, no, no! You're doing it all wrong! You're supposed to start the Macarena with your right hand!

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No, They're obviously a NERDs Color Guard. Now everyone repeat after me.

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the nation of North Dumpling, and to the Republic for which it stands, One Nation under Dave, with Pimping Robots for all." :D

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You know it is going to be bad when your control mentors can't even do the Macarena at the same time...

Wetzel

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"You know, if we'd ordered the Poof Balls the first day like everyone else did we wouldn't have to be testing the robot with stale Krispy Kreme donuts..."

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WARNING!!! Never work on rorobts without using head and shoulders.

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"While the engineer on the left was explaining how his forehead protectors and glasses provided complete protection, the one on the right was giving him the cold shoulder."

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Darn, they're sold out of Segways here too. I guess we'll have to keep walking around the ship. "Scotty, two to beam up."

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Man on left: You've got a chip on your shoulder.

Man on right: GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!! (said in a whiney, high pitched, super scared voice)

Kev

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Lavery: Once again, the proper place for safety glasses is?

Mentors: Look away or he'll call on us...

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FACT: Team 25's Hawaiian shirts do just fine in the wash. (Ah, the things you can confirm on laundry day.)

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

(FACT: Gary hasn't won a caption contest going back to the resetting of the scores in July.)

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew Blair

The Bionic man, albeit several years later, returns to act as a consultant on a related project...

(FACT: Andrew hasn't won second in a caption contest going back to the resetting of the scores in July.)

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Ashley Christine
2) KathieK
3) Koko Ed
4) nehalita
5) T. Hoffman
6) Eria4044
7) EricH
8) Al Skierkiewicz
9) iCurtis
10) MissInformation
11) KarenH
12) BuddyB309
13) skimoose

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich Wong

One of the funs of being “The Invisible Robot” is playing pranks on your fellow mentors.
They always fall for the shoulder taps.

Which means the scores are:

Code:

Gary Dillard        76

MissInformation        72

T. Hoffman        69

Rich Wong        65

EddieMcD        60

Dlavery        59

Jay H 237        57

Al Skierkiewicz        50

Jay Trzaskos        50

Icurtis        49

EricH        48

Andy Baker        45

KathieK        45

Nehalita        43

Wayne Doenges        43

Dorienne 007        41

Bcahn836        41

Arefin Bari        37

Koko Ed        33

EricS-Team180        29

DCA Fan        29

Artdutra04        28

Amanda Morrison        26

Ashley Christine        24

JosephM        23

Xzvrw2        23

Goober!!!        22

“Big Mike”        21

Andrew Blair        20

Kyle Love        19

KenWittlief        18

Alex Cormier        18

Conor Ryan        15

Mechanicalbrain        15

1derboy        13

Jessica Boucher        11

Tim Delles        11

KarenH        11

JVN        10

Pat McCarthy        10

Squirrelrock        10

Bill_Hancoc        10

Kjhobin        10

Richardp        9

Dave Scheck        8

Greg Needel        8

Fruity Pebbles        7

DanielBCR        7

Kevin Kolodziej        7

Tiffany34990        7

Brandy836        6

Elgin Clock        6

Miketwalker        6

RoboMom        6

Greencactus3        6

Sciguy125        6

Lil' Lavery        5

Lukevanoort        5

InfernoX14        5

Wetzel        5

Killerofkiller        4

Cyberguy34000        4

Denman        4

Spears312        4

Adam Richards        3

Beth Sweet        3

Rich Kressly        3

RogerR        3

Ryan Foley        3

Tytus Gerrish        3

Sciencenerd        3

Shyra1353        3

Andrew Rudolph        2

BuddyB309        2

Eria4044        2

Kyle        2

Meredith343MiM        2

Mini-D67        2

Ogre        2

Sammy        2

Skimoose        2

Eugenia Gabrielov        2

Liz C        2

Matt Attallah        2

MattD1Drift        2

Rohan_DHS        2

Zach Purser        2

anna~marie        1

Barry Bonzack        1

Ben Lauer        1

Budda648        1

CarpeDiem        1

Cody C        1

Dubious elise        1

First degree        1

John Wanninger        1

KyleGilbert45        1

Lisa Perez        1

Meaubry        1

Mr. A        1

Pwilczynski        1

Rees2001        1

Saru29        1

Termite233        1

Wilshire        1

And, just because I haven't done it in a while, here's the average scores:

Code:

Lil' Lavery        5

Amanda Morrison        4.33

Andy Baker        4.09

Fruity Pebbles        3.5

T. Hoffman        3.29

Dlavery        2.95

Gary Dillard        2.81

Artdutra04        2.8

MissInformation        2.77

Rich Wong        2.71

“Big Mike”        2.63

Nehalita        2.53

Al Skierkiewicz        2.5

EddieMcD        2.4

Jay H 237        2.38

Dorienne 007        2.28

Wayne Doenges        2.26

Jessica Boucher        2.2

Tim Delles        2.2

KathieK        2.05

Icurtis        2.04

Jay Trzaskos        2

Andrew Blair        2

JVN        2

Pat McCarthy        2

Brandy836        2

Elgin Clock        2

Miketwalker        2

RoboMom        2

Killerofkiller        2

Andrew Rudolph        2

BuddyB309        2

Eria4044        2

Kyle        2

Meredith343MiM        2

Mini-D67        2

Ogre        2

Sammy        2

Skimoose        2

KarenH        1.83

KenWittlief        1.8

Richardp        1.8

EricH        1.78

DanielBCR        1.75

Kevin Kolodziej        1.75

Koko Ed        1.74

Ashley Christine        1.71

Bcahn836        1.71

Lukevanoort        1.67

JosephM        1.64

EricS-Team180        1.61

Arefin Bari        1.61

Dave Scheck        1.6

DCA Fan        1.53

Greencactus3        1.5

Sciguy125        1.5

Adam Richards        1.5

Beth Sweet        1.5

Rich Kressly        1.5

RogerR        1.5

Ryan Foley        1.5

Tytus Gerrish        1.5

Kyle Love        1.46

Squirrelrock        1.43

Alex Cormier        1.38

Conor Ryan        1.36

Mechanicalbrain        1.36

Greg Needel        1.33

Cyberguy34000        1.33

Denman        1.33

InfernoX14        1.25

Wetzel        1.25

1derboy        1.18

Tiffany34990        1.17

Goober!!!        1.16

Xzvrw2        1.15

Bill_Hancoc        1.11

Kjhobin        1.11

Spears312        1

Sciencenerd        1

Shyra1353        1

Eugenia Gabrielov        1

Liz C        1

Matt Attallah        1

MattD1Drift        1

Rohan_DHS        1

Zach Purser        1

anna~marie        1

Barry Bonzack        1

Ben Lauer        1

Budda648        1

CarpeDiem        1

Cody C        1

Dubious elise        1

First degree        1

John Wanninger        1

KyleGilbert45        1

Lisa Perez        1

Meaubry        1

Mr. A        1

Pwilczynski        1

Rees2001        1

Saru29        1

Termite233        1

Wilshire        1

(Side note: This data is heavily skewed towards those that don't enter many contests.)

Onward!!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #80

I finally won a Burn Award!!!!
I'm so happy, cause this is my first.

:)

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I take it your computer is working again! :)

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All I want to know is: has anyone at Herndon called Heidi "Short Stack" yet?

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

All I want to know is: has anyone at Herndon called Heidi "Short Stack" yet?

I'll find out at the meeting tomorrow night...

Wetzel

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

All I want to know is: has anyone at Herndon called Heidi "Short Stack" yet?

You may not be able to see this, but I am narrowing my eyes right now. Let me assure you, this is not a good thing.

Heidi

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At this point, I'd like to remind everyone of The Heidi Foster Rule:

Quote:

Preventing anyone from entering the caption contest by means of any feat of engineering is prohibited. This rule shall not apply if both the victim and Billfred are laughing after the act has been committed.

That, by the way, isn't a bluff. ;)