Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #81
 

FIRST has decided to eliminate score penalties, instead offending teams/robots while be immediately directed to the "Timeout Chair" and "Bad Robot Cart". :p

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #81
 

Telekinesis (tĕl'ĭ-kə-nē'sĭs): the power to move something by thinking about it without the application of physical force.

Kid: "Must... get... robot... back...to... pit. Too... lazy... to... actually... push... it. Getting... bad... headache... from... concentrating... so... hard."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #81
 

I mean, we only lost to Circuit Runners once, but why do i always get so sad when I walk my their chair art? :confused: Why?

48, 49, 50... Come out Come out, wherever you are. Guys? Guys? Dang it, I know I shouldn't have tried to get the rest of the drive team to play hide and seek before the finals.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #81
 

Team 1597 was excluded from the robot luau after it was discovered that their grass skirt was in fact a fake.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #81
 

One ploy for getting a robot to respond to you is to pretend to ignore them. As long as you don't make any sudden moves, the robot will come right up to the student.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #81
 

Robot: Now, lets start from the beginning. Where were you on the night of February 22, 2005?

Student: I told you, I was home sick!

Robot: That's not an excuse! I'm sick right now, but here I am ready to play.

Student: But you're a machi--

Robot: And you're not?? A good driver needs to be able to drive in his sleep! HEY! WAKE UP!

Student: zzzzzzZZZZzzzzz

Robot: ...I need to find some Krispy Kremes quick!

***Not part of entry*** I think this picture has generated some of the funniest captions I have EVER seen in the caption contest. Kudos to everyone!

Kev

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #81
 

The Force is strong with this one--or will be once he gets the control board out of the picture.

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"Why is it no one but me think that our robot looks like a giant Shifter?"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #81
 

Heh heh, they all laughed at me for getting in line four days early. But here I am, the very first one in line!!! And when the ticket window opens, I'm gonna get front row tickets for Mariah Carey!!!!

So I wonder what all these people are doing wandering around here with all these robots?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #81
 

(Cue orchestra) "I'm so ronery...."

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"OK you are a rookies bot and i know you dont like to be put on the pressure but you need to go out and do your thing and win and be the number 1 bot out there i know you are just so young but i believe in you I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!" :D :D :D

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The drive takes a moment to meditate before the match. The robot looks on in confusion.

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"All I had to do was score the center just once. But noooooooooooo! I had to show them how well I could pick up from the auto loader. How was I to know that five was the limit before tipping the robot out of bounds. I bet Aunt Lucy and grandma were watching on the Nasa channel too!"
Human player..."Just say the Nasa prayer with me. Please God, don't let me screw up."

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"A lone, half-asleep kid in a folding chair: FIRST's security budget at work."

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Robot: "Sorry? I BET you're sorry. Sorry you got caught. Who was it? TELL me it wasn't that Wildstang Thang again. Did you push her big red button? She's always flaunting it too. Look at me when I'm talking to you! Don't you EVER mess around with another robot again or I'll drop you like a penalty flag, you hear me?"