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So i got a link to a website of chuck norris facts. I have never laughed that hard in my life. I thought you guys might get a kick out them too. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

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It should be noted the linked site contains some language that might not be suitable for young audiences.

-Andy A.

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these are hilarious... there are also some about Mr. T, but i dont know the exact site for those

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http://www.4q.cc/t/index.php?topthirty

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Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

Wetzel

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The list is missing one of my more favorites:

"While sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally ended up losing his left testicle. We now know it by it's technical term: Jupiter."

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i like the vin deisel ones too, for instance:

"There is no survival of the fittest, just a list of animals Vin Deisel allows to live."

The Mr. T ones are good too. there are links to them and the Vin Deisel ones in the lower left(???) corner of the page.

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Some people say that the tears of Chuck Norris cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried!

That's one of my favorites...

and most of all,

Chuck Norris is the god of 1000th posts!!!!! YAYYYY!

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"Mr. T and Chuck Norris walked into a bar, the bar exploded because no one building can hold that much awesomeness."

and

"Mr. T and Chuck Norris went to heaven to see god. God shed a tear of joy from having so much awesomeness in the kingdom of heaven. From this tear, Vin Diesel was born"

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i especially like:

"Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him 'a promising Rookie'."

"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month."

"Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi."

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We should do Dean Kamen facts... those would be amusing. No one can deny the awesome power of FIRST.

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Jack Bauers Calender goaes from March 31st to April 2nd, nobody fools Jack Bauer

When Jack Bauer learned he was played by Keifer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland, Jack Bauer gets played by no man

24 Rocks

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joke is gettin old..

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I don't quite understand the obsession with Chuck Norris. I mean yeah the name is rather fun to say but other than that what is the big deal about him? Not putting him down or anything it is just I don’t see why all these stupid Chuck Norris topics keep popping up.

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what would the world be like without Chuck Norris......

oh yeah, Chuck Norris is god, he will always be in control. :]