CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #82
 

It's that time again.

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...le&picid=11785

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight BST

Go!

PS: If you're submitting a second entry, please make a note that it is a second entry. And remember, I only look at the last entry you post before the deadline. (At least in an official capacity.)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #82
 

"We are two survivors from the Titanic, and we've been stranded on this blasted iceberg since 1912!!!"

*just a joke*

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #82
 

Dottie- " I wish it were summer, i wish it were summer"
Al - "This is summer"
Dottie- " I am so moving to Florida"

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Something tells me the Alberta Regional being held in the great outdoors won't go over very well....

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Yeah, SuperAl always saves the day, gets the girl, stands on the corpses of his snowy adversaries...

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www.united-states-map.com/us-map.htm

How was I supposed to know it would be this cold? It's right beside Hawaii on the map!

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Dottie: When you said "Our robot is going to be cooler than the North Pole," and I replied, "Yes, dear whatever you say", I didn't intend that to mean that I wanted to go on vacation here!

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Dottie: "Oh, goodness gracious! Al, a vicious polar bear is about to eat us! Just look at him in what would undoubtedly be the foreground of the lower right corner of a hypothetical picture taken by an imaginary person standing right in front of us!"

Al (in an uncharacteristically bold display of courage) : "Don't worry, baby. I'll protect you!"

Dottie: "You're my hero!"

Al: "Fo sho. Now go stand behind that iceberg while I whip out my lighter...."

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Al-"I WISH I WAS IRI RIGHT NOW!!!" :D :D :D

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That's funny, the weatherman didn't mention anything about giant hail!

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The Championship Wrap Party has been moved to a warmer location for 2006.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #82
 

1. "Help - we're being attacked by a glacier. It will surely engulf us within the next 4-6 months."
2. "Does this coat make me look fat?"
3. "I'm not sure this robot meets the size restrictions."
4. "I could have sworn we parked right around here."
5. "Help me - I married Cliff Claven from Cheers!!!!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #82
 

Oh sure, you take the robot to Georgia, California, Texas, and Florida, but where do you take me on our Anniversary??? :p

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Dottie: See dear, I told you we should have stopped and asked for directions!

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1) Dottie: "I told you, you shouldn't have taken that stupid bet. Now our friends are in sunny Florida and we are stuck in.....where are we anyways?"
Al: "Minnesota"

2) Al: "You said you wanted to go south"
Dottie: "Yes, but not to Antarctica."

3) Dottie: "Look, it says the Titanic struck here." *just kidding*

4) Here we see Dottie and Al. The last two people to survive the Survivors Alaska show. The others voted themselves off the island.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #82
 

And if you call within the next 10 minutes, the second Iceburg is yours FREE*













*Any order for free iceburg must include $50,000 U.S.D shipping and handling

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #82
 

"I-i-it's-s-s co-o-o-o-old out he-e-ere!"
"At least the robot isn't freezing."

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Oh, Al... you sweetie... you took me all the way up here to get my special ingredients for "Dottie's Iceberg Cookies". You're the best!




Andy B.

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Dottie: Al when you sang "Come Sail Away" at our wedding, I thought you were talking about to the Caribbean, or maybe the Bahamas... ot the top of the world.

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Dottie: AL! I told you I wanted Iceberg Lettuce not an ICEBERG

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The still dashing and retired Superman Sr. and his wife Dottie (aka Lois Lane) often come out of their Fortress of Solitude in the Arctic to wave to the tourists and to pose for pictures.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #82
 

Dottie: Im cold Al!
Al: you women are always cold!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #82
 

In spite of the many achievements he had already made, Al felt his life would have no meaning until he really did sell an airconditioner to an Eskimo.

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Al: "I would like to thanks Heidi for using paintshop pro to make it look like we were someplace far north. I think this might be a good cover story for missing IRI instead of we were in Florida."

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Director: "Action!"
Al: "This new FIRST all weather gear will keep you warm even in the coldest of climates. Don't you agree Dottie?"
Dottie: "I sure do. I'm not even the least bit cold"
Director: "And cut, print! That's a rap."
Dottie: "Can we get out of these jackets before I melt?"
Al: "For sure. Let's go and watch Mythbusters (tm). I hear Woodie Flowers makes an appearance."

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Dottie: Al, why didn't you tell me that it always snows at kickoff? Let's go find that guy in denim so we can get out of here!

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"After telling numerous kids how a water game would be impossible for FIRST, Al Skierkiewicz decided to show them why.

Al: 'See, this is what all water looks like in New England during build season.'

The kids promptly recanted."

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The Tofu commercial didn't turn out as great as they thought it would

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Wait a second, we don't have huge icebergs in the middle of New England! We just have trillions of little flakes of frozen ice. :p

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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #82
 

Over the course of the day, many things have fallen apart. Seattle's chance of a Super Bowl win, The Carolina Plaza, and my first attempt to judge this caption contest. (Fact: When using tabbed browsing in Safari, Command-W and Shift-Command-W accomplish very different things.)

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Bcahn836
2) Koko Ed
3) artdutra04
4) Wayne Doenges
5) EddieMcD
6) MattD1Drift
7) iCurtis
8) Andy Baker
9) Jay Trzaskos
10) Andrew Blair
11) richardp
12) Rich Wong

And the burn award goes to...

Which means the scores are...

Onward!