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ECarlson 09-05-2002 11:21

The Deja Vu sketch.

D.J. Fluck 09-05-2002 11:30

Spanish Inquistion in the Courtroom is a great one:

Judge : Contempt of court. However, I probably shouldn't punish you, because we're so short of judges at the moment, what with all of them emigrating to South Africa. ...I'm going tomorrow, I've got my ticket. Get out there and get some decent sentencing done. Ooh, England makes you sick! Best I can manage here is life imprisonment. It's hardly worth coming in in the morning. Now, South Africa! You've got your cat of nine tails, you've got four death sentences a week, you've got cheap drinks, slave labour and a booming stock market. I'm off, I tell you. Yes, I'm up to here with probation and bleeding psychiatric reports. That's it, I'm off. That's it. Right! Well, I'm going to have one final fling before I leave, so... I sentence you to be burnt at the stake.

Judge Kilbraken : Blimey! I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.


(Court reacts expectantly. Nothing happens.)



(Cut to suburban house. The three members of the Spanish Inquisition suddenly bolt out of the door and down the path. Dick Barton music. Cut to them leaping onto a bus.)


Ximinez : Two, er, three for the Old Bailey please.


(Credits start superimposed.)

Biggles : Look, they've started the credits.

Ximinez : Hurry. Hurry. Hurry.

Biggles : Come on hurry. Hurry!


(We see shots of them coming through London. Credits keep rolling.)


Ximinez : There's the lighting credit, only five left.


(More credits.)


Ximinez : H**l, it's the producer - quick!


(They leap off the bus into the Old Bailey. Cut to court room. They burst in, and...)


Ximinez : Nobody expects the Sp...


(CAPTION: 'THE END' appears)


...Oh bugger!

dlavery 09-05-2002 11:42

Quote:

Originally posted by ECarlson
The Deja Vu sketch.
The Deja Vu sketch.

dlavery 09-05-2002 11:43

Don't worry. You will get it in a minute.

-dave

Koko Ed 09-05-2002 11:56

Aw Rwight We'll Cawl It A Drawh!
 
One of the all time funniest scence in movie history. And I love Terry Gilliam's animation("It's the dreaded beast of Ahhhhhhh...!").
I would hope none of our animators suffer a massive heart attack in the middle of a scene but it might be fun to have a rampaging animated dragon terrorizing the Site. hmmmmmmm....
Either I'm having a stroke or I feel the sudden rush of inspiration comming upon me......




Nih:p

Joe Matt 09-05-2002 11:59

Quote:

Originally posted by dlavery


The Deja Vu sketch.

The Deja Vu sketch

also the Lillupan Man (Lillupan Ma, Lillupan Man, running through the night...)

ECarlson 09-05-2002 12:00

The Deja Vu sketch.

Chubtoad 09-05-2002 13:20

World's Funniest Joke!!!

Joe Matt 09-05-2002 13:22

hahahahahahahha uh...... *stop breating*

thud

OtakuRob 09-05-2002 13:32

"Have you any cheese at all?"
"No sir, I was intentionally wasting your time."
"Sorry, but I'll have to shoot you."
"Righto then."
*bang*

Have to love the chese shop sketch. Upper class twit of the year is definately one of the funnier sketches though, and Grail is one of the greatest movies ever made.

Jan Olligs 09-05-2002 17:17

I personally liked the Ministry for Silly Walks the best; I just can't remember how the sketch was called...

FotoPlasma 09-05-2002 21:24

(Film of Hitler rally. Hitler speaks; subtitles are superimposed.)

Hitler: MY DOG'S GOT NO NOSE.
Soldier: HOW DOES HE SMELL?
Hitler: AWFUL.

DanL 09-05-2002 21:53

...DENNIS: I told you, We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune, we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
ARTHUR: Yes.
DENNIS: ... But all the decision of that officer ...
ARTHUR: Yes, I see.
DENNIS: ... must be approved at a bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: ... but a two-thirds majority ...
ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to shut up.
OLD WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?
ARTHUR: I am your king!
OLD WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
OLD WOMAN: Well, how did you become king, then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held Excalibur aloft from the bosom of the water to signify by Divine Providence ... that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur ... That is why I am your king!
OLD WOMAN: Is Frank in? He'd be able to deal with this one.
DENNIS: Look, strange women lying on their backs in ponds handing out swords ... that's no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went around saying I was an Emperor because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, people would put me away!
ARTHUR: (Grabbing him by the collar) Shut up, will you. Shut up!
DENNIS: Ah! NOW ... we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
[PEOPLE (i.e. other PEASANTS) are appearing and watching.]
DENNIS: (calling) Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help, help, I'm being repressed!


Oh, thats a great one. Then there's the ever-popular Brave Sir Robin...


Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot,
He was not afraid to die, Oh Brave Sir Robin,
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin.

His head smashed in, and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned off,
And his pen -

ROBIN: Er, That's ... That's enough music for a while, lads. It looks as though like there's dirty work afoot...



Anywhoo, for all your riciting and/or copy/pasting purposes :), here's a link to the full Holy Grail script. Yes. The whole script. linky

Also, it's not Monty Python, but Mel Brooks' Spanish Inquisition from History of the World, Part I is great too.
*starts humming*
The Inquisition, lets begin!
The Inquisition, look out sin!
We're on a mission,
To convert the Jews
*nuns* Jew-Jew-Jew-Jew-Jew-Jeeeews....

fast frank 09-05-2002 22:44

i love them all....

the holy grail
life of brian
meaning of life
dead parrot
spam
killer joke (hitler)
bicycle repair man
ministry of silly walks
argument clinic
mosquito hunting
lumber jack

they're all great

Harrison 09-05-2002 22:53

No one has mentioned the "You're using coconuts" bit from the Holy Grail (right at the begining)...

It is hilarious :)


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