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Andy A. 09-05-2002 23:08

"GOD: Arthur! Arthur ... King of the Britons ...

GOD: Oh, don't grovel ... do get up! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people grovelling!!

ARTHUR: Sorry ...

GOD: And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's sorry this and forgive me that and I'm not worthy and ... "


Need I say more?

-Andy A.

Harrison 09-05-2002 23:14

God: Now what are you doing?

Arthur: I'm averting my eyes.

God: Well don't.


Any line in holy grail is funny...


Arthur: "Excuse me, miss..."

Pesent: "What do you mean miss?"

Arthur: "Sorry I have a cold"


And we cannot forget...


"Bring Out your dead!"

ECarlson 09-05-2002 23:50

"She turned me into a newt"

"You don't look like a newt"

"I got better"

Joe Matt 10-05-2002 08:50

More now:

Climbing North Uxbridge Road

-Some people would say your crazy
-Well....

Jack Regal 28-01-2003 18:18

why, Bicycle Repairman, of course!

Well, the dirty hungarian phrasebook was good too. As was how not to be seen.

Gaaa! I like them all!:)

hixofthehood 28-01-2003 18:25

I should have voted for Spam, Spam, Spam.

I've only ever seen Holy Grail and Life of Brian. Great stuff.

JJG13 28-01-2003 18:35

How to choose, how to choose?

They are all good but I like this one

"Sir, I want to get out of the army."

"Why?"

"There are tanks and people with machine guns, someone could get hurt!"

"Then why did you join the army?

"For the travel and the water skiing, but I wrote specifically on my application 'no killing'."

"Johnson, are you a pacifist?"

"No, I'm a coward!"

GateRunner 28-01-2003 18:45

I voted for Monty Python, but I have to say the "how not to be seen" is very, very close.
Dont forget the Special Olympic!

EddieMcD 28-01-2003 20:36

I can't believe no one's mentioned the holy hand grenade!

"Pull the cross off. Count to three. No more, no less. Then throw."

"1... 2... 4..."

purpledaisy 28-01-2003 22:01

yes, true, all of these are wonderful (though I've not seen the Life of Brian... gotta get my dad out of the house for that one), but I must admit, the one that got my entire suite at camp rolling on the floor laughing was the "Man with a Tape Recorder Up His Nose". it was 10:00 at night (which for camp is rather late), but still...

oh, and i can not forget "How not to be seen". it was the first Python Sketch I quoted incessantly to drive my family mad.
/me tears up dramatically

Marc P. 28-01-2003 22:35

Quote:

Originally posted by EddieMcD
I can't believe no one's mentioned the holy hand grenade!

"Pull the cross off. Count to three. No more, no less. Then throw."

"1... 2... 4..."

Reading through I was going to say that...


But since it's been said, i'll have to say-

"I Fart in your general direction. I unclog my nose at you." ..etc etc. until barnyard animals come flying over the castle wall.

also- the "we found a witch" sketch heh heh, "what floats... "uh, ducks, twigs, very small rocks..." etc.

"bring out yer dead"

Good Stuffs.

OneAngryDaisy 28-01-2003 22:52

Quote:

Originally posted by Marc P.
Reading through I was going to say that...


But since it's been said, i'll have to say-

"I Fart in your general direction. I unclog my nose at you." ..etc etc. until barnyard animals come flying over the castle wall.

also- the "we found a witch" sketch heh heh, "what floats... "uh, ducks, twigs, very small rocks..." etc.

"bring out yer dead"

Good Stuffs.



Finally! The witch sketch is unlaughabeatable- it's absolutely ridiculous!

BEDEMIR: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
she is a witch.
CROWD: Are there? What are they?
BEDEMIR: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2: Burn!
CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
BEDEMIR: And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1: More witches!
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEMIR: So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
BEDEMIR: Good!
CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
BEDEMIR: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEMIR: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
BEDEMIR: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond!
BEDEMIR: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!
ARTHUR: A duck.
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEMIR: Exactly! So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of
wood.
BEDEMIR: And therefore--?
VILLAGER #1: A witch!
CROWD: A witch!



you've gotta watch it to understand...

George1902 29-01-2003 02:41

ahhhh!? there have even been some members of team 180 to post already!

SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM

but i'm a bit biased, of course =-]

Katie Reynolds 29-01-2003 08:36

Constitutional Peasants (from Holy Grail)

Definitely :)

- Katie

Matthew936 03-02-2003 11:21

Life of Brian
 
Come on people, why am i the only one who loves the Life of Brian. it doesn't get any better, though The Holy Grail is good


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