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Work hard or go home

Better lucky than good (never ask for the story about that one)

Do it right, or do it elsehwere

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"send Genna" (whenever we send him to search for a tool that we cant find it always shows up right infront of our faces)

"if mike is 1000% sure it will work, dont do it" (mike is our pr guy who likes to tighten bolts to tight when he works in the shop)

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"You only need 3 tools. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40 and a hammer."

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"If it can't survive being thrown out the window, then it's not going to survive competition"

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You can't polish a turd.

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This is a variant of two old classics, which are probably up there in the previous 19 pages of quotes which I am not nearly dedicated enough to look through.

#1. Military version: If it moves, salute it. If it doesn't move, paint it.
#2. Aerospace version: Cut to size, beat to fit, paint to match.

A couple of others I've come across:

#3. Any technical problem that can be fixed with money isn't really a problem.
#4. "Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." Robert Heinlein

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"Were makin chicken salad outta chicken s&*t"
-said whenever we have to 'ghettofab' something, or 'move' a hole around..

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lol, A guy was on the drill press drilling a steel plate and the press sucked it outa the vice and it started spinning arround at 750 RPM and shot off like a throwing star and stuck in the cinder block wall.

Oh yea, and my quote is "If at first you dont succeede, get a bigger hammer"

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ooo, here is another one

"never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers"

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heres another

Programers are like the opposite sex, can't live with 'em can't live without 'em

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"It will always take you twice as long as you think to finish a job. If you double the time you think it will take, it will take you four times as long."

Thanks to a poster I saw at UC Davis High School for this one.

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I havent read all these in a while.

more math than engineering, but "There is no sqr(-1) in team"

sqr= Square root

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If it works make it work better!

Three working gearboxes were taken apart and I was put in charge of sanding the shafts to fit smoother into the bearings and gears. Well they fit. Basically it takes the combined effort of a set-screw and spacers to keep the shafts in place.

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If the goal was built graciously and professionaly. It should be capped with speed and autonomously."
word to the programmers

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we made a quote book



p.s. i quite!