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New Balance: the official shoe of the 2005 Vex Robotics Games

One of the unfortunate side effects of sleep depriviation is I-think-I'm-a-robot-itis.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #84
 

Why is the blue "robot" scoring for red? Even in automode, most robots have more sense than that.

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Maybe if I practice enough at the FVC comps, I can manage to steal a few poofballs in the FRC comps without anyone noticing!

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Santa Billfred, with a twinkle in his eyes, decides to leave the good boys and girls of the Red FVC team a present. The Red team won there match.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #84
 

In yet another attempt to capture the smurfs, Gargamel was spotted wearing a smurfsuit and baiting traps with giant smurfberries.

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Overheard at a recent exorcism....

Father Merrin: "The Power of Christ compels you.....to put those balls down!"

Billfred: "Ack! Argh! Gurgle! Pbbt! Snork! Snozzzzzzzz.......OK."

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"Soon I'll have all the balls in Vex, ALL THE BALLS! HAHAHA!!"

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This is an excerpt from the book "Juggling for First Nerds". "When you have lost a juggling ball, you can easily replace it with these handy dandy VEX scoring devices available at any First competition. Make believe you are a field judge or volunteer an no one will ever notice you take a few."

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Uh oh. Where are my notes from the FVC game design meetings? Clearly we forgot a few rules if THAT passed inspection.

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"And Billfred procliamed: 'Let all the jokes about me holding balls commence!' And it was done."

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Hello, Bill Beatty... As you see this picture you are getting sleepy, very sleepy... When you awake you will feel a sudden compulsion to send me the plans for the Beast 2006, yes that's right, the full CAD drawings, along with a crew of informed students to aid D5 in it's construction... *Snaps Fingers*

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"Here comes Billfred Cottontail,
Hoppin' down the robot trail,
Look at him stop,
And listen to him say:
"Try to do the things you should."
Maybe if you're extra good,
He'll roll lots of balls your way."

<not an entry>sorry, it's all I could come up with after 14 hours of robotics, and for some strange reason, Peter Cottontail has been going through my head.

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My pretty, beatiful, sexy balls...All mine....:yikes::D

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Billfred stole the cookies from the cookie jar

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This is Billfred before the trap closed on him
(the mice get their revenge at last)