CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #84
 

Time for another round of fun and laughter and wondering if Billfred's last burger was a little undercooked. ;)

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...le&picid=12743

(True story: While I was in Orangeburg last Friday, one of the students on a team I interviewed recognized me from this. And he wondered what would be on the caption contest this week. Wonder no more.)

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight BST.

Go!

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Now, while no one is looking We'll just mysterious and miraculously score two more balls when no one is looking. I mean it's only illegal if you get caught.

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"Hee hee hee... My precious!"

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1) Not only was Billfred outside of the size and weight restrictions... but the neurological signals he used to control his manipulator were against FVC rules.

2) A safety judge without safety glasses?!?!?!?! :ahh:

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"i hope i dont get caught by mom with the frash cookies"

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After weeks of unexplained disappearance of VEX field components in the secret underground FIRST development lab, motion sensing cameras were setup to capture the culprit.
To everyone’s surprise it turns out to be the Hurley from LOST.

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Billfred took his decided to deduct points from teams he didn't like.

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Bystander: BILLFRED! PUT THOSE BALLS BACK!

Billfred: No, Jenny Beatty I will not!

Miss Jenny: *smack* GO!

Billfred: *trembling lips* Y-Yes ma'am.

Miss Jenny: Good boy.

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"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm donuts"

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((I was the student who was wondering about the caption contest... sorry if i kept badgering you, but i was excited to meet you))

The moment Billfred touched the scored balls, he had a sudden burst of foresight and he saw who would be the winners (hence the light in his eyes)

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Billfred: ...And poof, the third ball disappears! Now, for this next trick, I will need one ordinary 2006 FRC robot, preferably from a team with a number under 200.

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Hidden camera surveillance shows bigfoot turning up at a local Vex robotics competition.

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When judges go bad: substituting peaches for racquetballs at a VEX competition.

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"If I substitute some smoke bombs in here this competion could get interesting!"

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The not so evil Borg Billfred looks for young Vex students to convert them to the dark side err umm the F.I.R.S.T side.

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New Balance: the official shoe of the 2005 Vex Robotics Games

One of the unfortunate side effects of sleep depriviation is I-think-I'm-a-robot-itis.

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Why is the blue "robot" scoring for red? Even in automode, most robots have more sense than that.

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Maybe if I practice enough at the FVC comps, I can manage to steal a few poofballs in the FRC comps without anyone noticing!

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Santa Billfred, with a twinkle in his eyes, decides to leave the good boys and girls of the Red FVC team a present. The Red team won there match.

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In yet another attempt to capture the smurfs, Gargamel was spotted wearing a smurfsuit and baiting traps with giant smurfberries.

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Overheard at a recent exorcism....

Father Merrin: "The Power of Christ compels you.....to put those balls down!"

Billfred: "Ack! Argh! Gurgle! Pbbt! Snork! Snozzzzzzzz.......OK."

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"Soon I'll have all the balls in Vex, ALL THE BALLS! HAHAHA!!"

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This is an excerpt from the book "Juggling for First Nerds". "When you have lost a juggling ball, you can easily replace it with these handy dandy VEX scoring devices available at any First competition. Make believe you are a field judge or volunteer an no one will ever notice you take a few."

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Uh oh. Where are my notes from the FVC game design meetings? Clearly we forgot a few rules if THAT passed inspection.

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"And Billfred procliamed: 'Let all the jokes about me holding balls commence!' And it was done."

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Hello, Bill Beatty... As you see this picture you are getting sleepy, very sleepy... When you awake you will feel a sudden compulsion to send me the plans for the Beast 2006, yes that's right, the full CAD drawings, along with a crew of informed students to aid D5 in it's construction... *Snaps Fingers*

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"Here comes Billfred Cottontail,
Hoppin' down the robot trail,
Look at him stop,
And listen to him say:
"Try to do the things you should."
Maybe if you're extra good,
He'll roll lots of balls your way."

<not an entry>sorry, it's all I could come up with after 14 hours of robotics, and for some strange reason, Peter Cottontail has been going through my head.

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My pretty, beatiful, sexy balls...All mine....:yikes::D

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Billfred stole the cookies from the cookie jar

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This is Billfred before the trap closed on him
(the mice get their revenge at last)

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I was tempted to invoke the Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule. But then I realized that tomorrow would be worse than today.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) iCurtis
2) DCA Fan
3) Al Skierkiewicz
4) Jay H 237
5) Bcahn836
6) Ogre
7) T. Hoffman
8) MissInformation
9) EricH
10) KathieK
11) Wayne Doenges
12) sciencenerd
13) Zach Purser
14) Dorienne 007

And the burn award...

(In my defense, I was just a plain ol' judge. And this was after all the robots had skipped town. Besides, can you imagine what glare would've happened with my safety glasses on? Heidi, don't answer that.)

Which means the scores are:

Onward!