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thats a cute use of photshop...u r quite the photoshop junkie... :D
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Joe--you're right we do need to "stick" together to fight the evil sticknapper...evil eyes? are those red and glaring? or like darth maul on the godawful EpI??
joseph if you find a way to stop the evil ones...i am sure one of the MOE negotiators can find a way to get you one of those pairs of stix...or in my eternal gratitude i will send you one of my pairs.... Where are the negotiators? it has been too long without them!!! |
Don't Fret MOE
If he kills your sticks we'll loan you a set of X-Cat sticks. We got an extra set laying around somewhere.:cool:
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did they abandon their poor sticks...?...if so i think we can handle the negotiations...ive seen "the negotiator"...and if Samuel L Jackson can handle a murderer we can handle a stick napper...lets do this Alex....are u in? |
hell ya!! i, and i am sure you do to, know all the negotiators already, and i am sure they wont mind us helping them along....*rubs hands together and cracks fingers* alright, where do we start?
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lets start by demanding that we get hostages...there will be no money unless we see a hostage in our possesion...so Mr sticknapper...lets see my hostage
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Mr. negotiator has returned, I must say that I am happy of the support that we have gotten from everybody, and as for you sticknapper your spiffy photos do not scare me. Is is I who am threatening you or is it you who is threatening me? You may have one pair of sticks, but remember, I and my other teammates have about 60 more sticks with more to be made next year. Believe me when I say that the new sticks next year will be far more louder if you do not release them! Methinks that MOE and the sticks have the high position on the field right now!
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how do you figure their near your vicinity? hear that annoying clapping? i for one wonder how much moesticks actually cost to make. anyone on team moe fill me in on this one? |
oh, they are quite cheap, but also very unique. You can not put a price on the sticks because of their significance to our team and the positive impact they have on the competition. Becuase they do not cost much to make, we will continue to put them into production. Perhaps if the sticknapper hurts the sticks and does not give up, then we will bang them more often next year. I do not threaten, rather I suggest that he stand down because the sticks will never go away!
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You are obviously to weak for such a situation malcomp you have droped in ransome and you havent even executed one of them yet.
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nono replic, i saw them hovering in the thread...i have now been appointed chief assistant negotiator by the team capitan, so beware sticknapper!!!! and yes, we are demanding the release of one of the hostages, as a show of your good faith...
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Thank you for joining us Alex. Our position on the battlefield has just increased in altitude now. Sticknapper we are looking down at you from our position and you are in a bad one. We do not concede to you yet, so again, suggest that, as Alex said, to atleast give up one as a sign of good faith. |
oh good. i thought the stick napper lived near you you meant (which in turn meant near me, since VA isnt that far. ::shudder:: i have enough trouble thinking at night as is)
you think we could get a movie deal out of this? "Moe Q." "Moefish" "The Stickinator" |
movie deals?
How about "Moe joe"?
"Moe money" ? Ok- enough already. WC |
wait replic....how do i know you are not the sticknapper.....you are on the team that is rumored to be the enemy!!!!! /me rushes to hide stix.....
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now now now Alex lets not make this a witchhunt
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you have 2 sticks, and we have many more. The sticks will always be around. If you kill those sticks, I warn you now... you will be hearing the sticks in your sleep. Guilt will catch up to you, and when next year rolls around, the sticks will be there. So why not negotiate with us, and maybe just let one stick go right now. That way we can gain your trust.
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everyone hold your sticks loud and proud...
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ANNOUNCEMENT:
Some of you on the board are doubting how serious we are about this situation, and have claimed that we are becomimg too soft about the ransom. Therefore, Wednesday May 22, 2002 there will be video available of 1 execution and/or torture of 1 moe stick to show just how serious we are.
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We do not doubt that you will do it, I think it's just advisable that you don't do it. You will be better off not. LIke I keep saying, we are in the high position. We are still the creators of the MOE sticks, and they will never go away. Executing will only make the other sticks mad, and we don't want that. I advise you to not do anything to them, because you probably will be haunted by the sticks anyway for the rest of the your FIRST days! Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.. clap, clap, clap, clap.. GO MOE! It is cheer that is accompaniedd by the sticks and will never be silenced.
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Torture? Now that's just wrong....
Besides, what use is one moe stick? Moesticks- the clone army of the Moe team. And as for me as a sticknapper? I'd never. I prefer to eat little children thank you very much. I have taste you know! |
to address several issues...........
first of all, if you really think you have the upper hand than why are you negotiating for a release of the sticks? if you are in control you should have the hostages by now shouldn't you? WELL YOU DONT.....so that means me and sticknapper have the upper hand here!!! second, the ransom is being lowered because contrary to what you believe, me and sticknapper are trying to bring an end to this......remember, we cant just let them go for free, that would make the whole kidnapping pointless, wouldn't it? so just as a sign of good faith i will lower the ransom to 90 million. finally, as said earlier by sticknapper, it seems that you people are just threatening us with more moe sticks and not trying to get our ransom money..... therefor, there will be an execution or if you show some initiative, a torture then, of one of the sticks. if you wish to avoid that, i suggest a downpayment of 30% within the next two days remember negotiators, you may have more sticks, but i will always have more power!!! |
well... we will not be paying the ransom. You might as well go ahead and burn the sticks. Just realize that once you burn them they will be gone, and next year there will be more sticks and more banging. They won't go away. It would be unfortunate to lose two sticks, but if you want to destroy them go ahead, no one will stop you. I can only say now that this will not be your win. It eventually be ours, and the sticks.
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Actually I say keep em alive. Imagine the book oppurtunities this presents for the little sticks. Their own movie deal, rounds on the talk shows, guest appearences on survivor, and of course their very own dateline episode.
These sticks will soon be richer than any of us. lol! |
MOEsticks held hostage - DAY 5
Remember the immortal line...
"The needs of the many (MOEsticks) outweigh the needs of the few (MOEsticks) or the two (MOEsticks)." If two MOEsticks do indeed face the great fire, four more will take their place. If four are splintered into nothing, eight will take their place. This cannot work. Surrender the hostages now! |
thats what I have been trying to say.. get rid of them, and you will face more sticks. It's a lose situation, you can either give them up and we can forget out about the crisis, or burn them, have your happiness and just face their wrath next year.
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jeez, it seems to me like you almost want these despcalbe sticks to fry, and dont worry, a fire is way to boring for me and sticknapper. just wait and see what we do to one of the sticks in a few days.
we cant let them go with now money, but if it makes you feel any better, i can drop the price to 45 million in a few days because there may be only one stick left and so there it would be half price. i think thats pretty fair. |
only one stick? but that begs the proverbial question ... what is the sound of one moe stick clapping?
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the MOE sticks wont break...the will not crumble and they will not falter at your feeble attempts...this is weak...and to say that ur going to have a video until two days from now means that u didnt do anything yet and your waiting to see what everyone does...u r a horrible stick napper../kidnapper, thusly u will not win
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remember sticknapper, if you kill one stick you have to hold a funeral, so that means all the stix will gather together and appulaud the bravery of their comrade for lasting against your wrath for so long....
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Just kill both of them and get it over with.
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jeremy you are a very negative and uncompassionate person...stix have feelings too you know.
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no they dont have feelings anymore, they have been cut down and no longer live.
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no!! they still live!! that is why negotiations have been going on! if they were dead, there would be no money.... joe where are you? i kno wyou are lurking around out there
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only
only in your mind.
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i hope you have a good lawyer
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why
why?:D
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for threatening people with death and destruction!!!!! isnt that agianst the law or something?
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im here Alex so dont you worry but i cant be very active i have a guest speaker in comp sci today...
as far as jgreenwood goes...i sense the dark side in him and its ok that he is jumping on the banwaggon...he will eventually realize that he is on the losing side an change once again...banwaggon riders do it often... the stix are ok..and yes alex they do have feelings...and they are ok b/c the "sticknapper" is afraid to do anything to them...hes afraid of the noise...the consequences are far to powerful :D |
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i dont change
i dont change sides, i "stick" with one side and one side only.
as for alex i have not theaten you only the wood. |
regardless of whether you will or will not change sides you will lose...the sticks are going to be OK
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winning
winning isent every thing. and i dont care if i lose or win.:p
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you threatened the stix!! they are people too! they are living sentient beings!!!! and the stix will be ok! becuz they will be returned unharmed and the world will go on happily!! with lots of noise!!!! wheeeeeee!
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i wont let sticknapper and malcomp let them go. if they let them go i will hunt them down and finish them off.
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finish the sticknapper and malcomp? ok, i accept
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you know what i mean
You know what i mean. Dont take my words and twist them.
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i would neve finish off
I would never finish off stickn apper and malcomp. i would praise them for what they are doing and i might help them finish off the sticks.
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but u said...
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but you twisted.......what i said.
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won't do anything with the sticks?!
wait until tomorrow... |
def. not....u said it and ur gonna have to admit it
take responsibilities for your actions :p |
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go sticknapper
GO STICKNAPPER KILL THOSE STICKS
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We will find out tomarrow. :D Now wont we. Says with a big evil grin
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indeed
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now sticknapper, you DO wnat that money dont you? you harm a little splinter on those poor little sticks.....
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do it
do it sticknapper kill the sticks
i support you. |
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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YOU ARE ALONE hows it feel |
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like i normal.:D nothing new.
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see? you should be special and join the cause to rid the world of tyranny
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no i do enoght of that on the weekends.
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why cant you get it that terrorism is a BAD thing!?!?!?
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ah ha! the moe captian is here and will putyou in your place!!!
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Um, yeah!
How would you like it if we drilled lots of holes in you and put it on a robotics web site? Brandon, take this guy down. |
where is he..im missing him
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who purple?
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yes finaly
yes finaly some one takes me out of my missory.:D
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ok, hhhherer I coooomeeee!
ahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahh!!!!!!!! |
Wait, need to find the drill, brb......
Then off to get some cookies.... Then I'll KKKKIIIILLLL YOU! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
Well, this thread has exploded. If theres anyone who has followed this thread and hasn't posted yet, please voice your opinion. Perhaps we can save the sticks. If, though, they are destined to become martyrs for their fellow sticks, so be it. It will only make the other sticks stronger. As for those supporting the cause of the MOE sticks, thank you. Your efforts are truely appreciated.
Joe, I still haven't come up with your name yet - sorry - we talked, I'm lazy. |
Which Joe? Me or Purple?
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me....
i invision the sticks to be much like fantasia when mickey mouse chops the broom in half and they keep multiplying...if thats the case..y'all are screwed |
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only in your simple little minds.:D
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hah..u call me simple when u go around like a cave man...me kill stick...smash with brick...oOoOoOo..we got drill lets dril hole...look at the fire...its so pretty..lets burn
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i dont have the sticks. i only support the stiknapper and malcomp.
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Ok, got the cookies, milk, and Dew (that Segway ride to PA is harsh).
OK.. here i come! muah-ha-ha muah-ha-ha muah-ha-ha muah-ha-ha muah-ha-haaaa, yea, who-ho |
very good so the simple minded can do simple thinking...we know u dont have them, although it seems that your close with this sticknapper..mayb hes ur alter ego
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whats
whats in PA?
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i am not that smart.:D
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BTW, I'm stopin buy George Dubulya on the way to freeze your assets because you support a terrorist organization.
See what you can do now, eh? |
and whats with the cookies milk and segway ride?...whats the point of that post?
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you wont freeze much.
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Um, uh, well, uh, good question.
I'LL PICK UP PURPLE AND HE'LL RIDE ON ANOTHER SEGWAY (FOR THE FIRST TIME BTW) TO KIIIILLLL YOU (in New Hamshire) |
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all right finialy i get to see someone.
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leave ur basement/computer and u'll see even more people
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what
what purple you didnt want your cherry poped?
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no really wow thats never happien before.:D
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