They aren't just pieces of wood...

We do not doubt that you will do it, I think it's just advisable that you don't do it. You will be better off not. LIke I keep saying, we are in the high position. We are still the creators of the MOE sticks, and they will never go away. Executing will only make the other sticks mad, and we don't want that. I advise you to not do anything to them, because you probably will be haunted by the sticks anyway for the rest of the your FIRST days! Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.. clap, clap, clap, clap.. GO MOE! It is cheer that is accompaniedd by the sticks and will never be silenced.

Torture? Now that's just wrong....
Besides, what use is one moe stick?

Moesticks- the clone army of the Moe team.

And as for me as a sticknapper? I'd never. I prefer to eat little children thank you very much. I have taste you know!

to address several issues...........

first of all, if you really think you have the upper hand than why are you negotiating for a release of the sticks? if you are in control you should have the hostages by now shouldn't you? WELL YOU DONT.....so that means me and sticknapper have the upper hand here!!!

second, the ransom is being lowered because contrary to what you believe, me and sticknapper are trying to bring an end to this......remember, we cant just let them go for free, that would make the whole kidnapping pointless, wouldn't it? so just as a sign of good faith i will lower the ransom to 90 million.

finally, as said earlier by sticknapper, it seems that you people are just threatening us with more moe sticks and not trying to get our ransom money..... therefor, there will be an execution or if you show some initiative, a torture then, of one of the sticks.
if you wish to avoid that, i suggest a downpayment of 30% within the next two days

remember negotiators, you may have more sticks, but i will always have more power!!!

well... we will not be paying the ransom. You might as well go ahead and burn the sticks. Just realize that once you burn them they will be gone, and next year there will be more sticks and more banging. They won't go away. It would be unfortunate to lose two sticks, but if you want to destroy them go ahead, no one will stop you. I can only say now that this will not be your win. It eventually be ours, and the sticks.

Actually I say keep em alive. Imagine the book oppurtunities this presents for the little sticks. Their own movie deal, rounds on the talk shows, guest appearences on survivor, and of course their very own dateline episode.
These sticks will soon be richer than any of us. lol!

MOEsticks held hostage - DAY 5
 

Remember the immortal line...

"The needs of the many (MOEsticks) outweigh the needs of the few (MOEsticks) or the two (MOEsticks)."

If two MOEsticks do indeed face the great fire, four more will take their place. If four are splintered into nothing, eight will take their place.

This cannot work. Surrender the hostages now!

thats what I have been trying to say.. get rid of them, and you will face more sticks. It's a lose situation, you can either give them up and we can forget out about the crisis, or burn them, have your happiness and just face their wrath next year.

jeez, it seems to me like you almost want these despcalbe sticks to fry, and dont worry, a fire is way to boring for me and sticknapper. just wait and see what we do to one of the sticks in a few days.

we cant let them go with now money, but if it makes you feel any better, i can drop the price to 45 million in a few days because there may be only one stick left and so there it would be half price. i think thats pretty fair.

only one stick? but that begs the proverbial question ... what is the sound of one moe stick clapping?

sorry, i couldn't resist :D

Stephen

to answer your question................. click here to listen

remember sticknapper, if you kill one stick you have to hold a funeral, so that means all the stix will gather together and appulaud the bravery of their comrade for lasting against your wrath for so long....

just
 

Just kill both of them and get it over with.


Go sticknapper/malcomp

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