moe sticks kidnapped!!!!
 

i heard from a trustworthy source that a pair of green and black moe sticks have been taken hostage. the images below show that the danger the moe sticks are in is very real and the kidnappers are not playing around, but are in fact very serious. Although it cannot be confirmed, the word from my source is that the kidnappers want 300 million dollars in cash, or the moe sticks will be tortured and than executed.

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Until our Stick Hostage Negotiator arrives, I think I'd like to talk to you about this. The feelings you are experiencing are perfectly normal. These sticks are quite possibly the most annoying things in the FIRST competition. But must you take your anger out in such a harsh manner? I think you would be endangering yourself as well as anyone around if you were to burn the sticks. As all the DuPonters know, "The Goal Is Zero." The last thing we want is someone getting hurt. Those sticks have layers upon layers of paint which, when burned, would release incredibly dangerous fumes into the air. So please, we need to discus your ransom. $300,000,000 is a lot of money. Again, I'm not the official Stick Hostage Negotiator, but I don't know if we will be able to afford you that amount of funds. Please, don't lose contact. We only want to help you.

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were do you guys come up with these things?
who is your negotiator anyways?

AH! Why would anyone do such a horrible thing? :(

I managed to scrape up 10 cents from the back of my couch.

Who could have done such a horrible things as to kidnapp ..MOE sticks???
I know I can say to whoever the owner of these sticks is that I know how you feel, because I had a pair taken the last night at nationals, we were on the alliance with the ..MOE team, and we were given ..MOE sticks because they are louder than our cow bells, which I know were annoying to other teams.. But hey, they noticed us.. ok, offtrack there.. anyway, I say to the person that took the sticks, to stop, think about what they are doing, and free the sticks, they did nothing to you!!! think about the consequences before you do something you'll regret!!!



FREE THE ..MOE STICKS!!!!

SCT!

No!

:) (team joke)

/me shields alex forest's eyes from the horrid site

oh the humanity, please whoever you are, do not destroy them. Think about what you are going to do. They are just sticks, and at that, only a year old! Did earplugs not help????? For one thing, your ransom will take ages to get together, so please for now maybe just let one go. That wouldn't hurt would it? You know maybe you should just let both go. In the long run, that will be better for both of us. Godspeed MOE sticks.

BURN THEM.....i mean....you cruel cruel person

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OH NO!

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Burn them 1 at a time, until u get your ransom....

But save me 1, i will give u 10 buttons... :D

Hi all!!!
It's me...the StickNapper!!! HA HA HA!!!

It is true I have 2 MoeSticks in my posession and plan to execute them if I do not recieve my money. Whoever this "malcomp" is has his information wrong, I am not asking for $300 million...I am asking for $500 milllion and a Segway!!!

Yes, that is why I sticknapped them in the first place.

Very true. I do not plan to burn them, that was just to show how very serious I am. I personally perfer a more slow execution, belt sander style!!!

See you soon...
HA HA HA (evil laugh)

Forgot to attach the evidence that I am the true StickNapper.

Here is a picture of them with last Sunday's newspaper.