Chief Delphi

Chief Delphi (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/index.php)
-   Chit-Chat (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=14)
-   -   Life's greatest mysteries (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44324)

114Klutz 26-02-2006 23:54

Re: Life's greatest mysteries
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by looneylin
How do earthworms mate? :D

*lol dont answer it. i know now. it's one of those questions where u always want to ask but forget to. i brought it up in physics class b4... it was really funny.***

They don't; they sit around until the magic smoke within them builds up, then they split into two pieces.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre
Why do men have nipples?

How come my set of hex wrenches, needs a hex wrench to tighten?

Parallel developement of human characteristics. I believe if you stimulate the male mammary glands enough, it will produce milk.

I haven't tried.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DHarris
Why do the tallest people sit directly in front of me in the movie theatre when they have an entire empty row?

Why do sounds annoy us when other people make them, but not when we do it ourselves?

Grues tend to eat people who sit in the back of the theater.

George A. 27-02-2006 01:10

Re: Life's greatest mysteries
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew Blair
Why is whatever you lost always in the last place you look??


It would be pretty silly if you keep looking for the thing you lost after you find it.

Aburame Shino 01-03-2006 13:08

Re: Life's greatest mysteries
 
If they're called Fingers, how come they don't fing?

Noodle that one for a while.

KenWittlief 01-03-2006 13:23

Re: Life's greatest mysteries
 
You are sinking?!

http://video.google.com/videosearch?...an+coast+guard

prettycolors91 08-03-2006 17:51

Re: Life's greatest mysteries
 
How come when you 'spring clean' nothing gets clean?

What is the point of a top sheet (On a bed)?

Who decided to hand out circles of metal tied to a ribbon when you win?

Why flip flop? why not flop flip?

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

KenWittlief 08-03-2006 18:12

Re: Life's greatest mysteries
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by prettycolors91
...What is the point of a top sheet (On a bed)?

Symmetry!

Spiffizzle 23-03-2006 15:37

Re: Life's greatest mysteries
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew Blair
Why is whatever you lost always in the last place you look??

It's always in the last place you look, because once you've found it, you don't look anymore!

Something I wonder, is zero everything or nothing? (like technically speaking) Like, I know it's nothing, but this thing I read in a book blew my mind.

Actually, my questions is really, what is the vanishing point?

Zero: The Biography of Dangerous Idea
^ This is actually a good book. I read it and it talked about how in the picture of the railroad tracks or river going away from you, what is the vanishing point? By definition a point has no properties except location, meaning it has no area and can not hold anything else, yet everything not in the picture is held within that point, which is technically speaking, impossible. Does anyone understand what I mean by this?

gblake 18-07-2010 18:16

Re: Life's greatest mysteries
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dlavery (Post 456578)
If Teflon-coated pans have a no-stick surface, then how to they get the Teflon to stick to the pans?

They use glue infused with monopoles.

JackG 18-07-2010 19:30

Re: Life's greatest mysteries
 
How are you supposed to use a dictionary to find out how to spell a word if you cant find it because you don't know the spelling?

IKE 19-07-2010 08:24

Re: Life's greatest mysteries
 
Someone beat me to it.

JamesCH95 19-07-2010 10:23

Re: Life's greatest mysteries
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by KyleGilbert45 (Post 456434)
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

27 board-feet

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesBrown (Post 458560)
How do they get the m's on m&m's?

Rubber stamping

PAR_WIG1350 20-07-2010 09:50

Re: Life's greatest mysteries
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Aburame Shino (Post 463216)
If they're called Fingers, how come they don't fing?

Noodle that one for a while.

I would but I lost my noodler, which, I expect, is in the place where I least expect it.:ahh:

Gregor 08-08-2012 00:10

Re: Life's greatest mysteries
 
Why has this thread gone unanswered for so long?

Lil' Lavery 08-08-2012 10:06

Re: Life's greatest mysteries
 
Is Tupac really alive in Jamaica?

IndySam 08-08-2012 11:18

Re: Life's greatest mysteries
 
Why do we de-plane, I don't remember ever planing?


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 04:44.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © Chief Delphi