CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #85
 

...or, what you can do after you've shipped and burned through both Fix-It Windows.

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...le&picid=10698

(Yes, it does indeed.)

As always, the deadline is midnight on Saturday, all times and music eastern.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #85
 

"I'm keeping my eye on you Big Mike! You wanna another bear hug?' Come n' get it!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #85
 

...and if I jab my finger in my other eye, then I won't have to look at ANY of Dan's wardrobe ever again!!!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #85
 

"And look at my awesome faux hawk... I even died it the perfect shade of blonde so that it matches my shirt. See kids, Paul Copioli never leaves the house without (trying to) looking his best"


Take two:

Paul(trying to get John mad): "Hey John, like that regional champion award I was showing you earlier? Or how about that division champion banner? or theres my Woodie Flowers Award trophy..."


Paul(still trying to get John mad): "Or you know, there's this full head of hair thing I have going on."


Dan: "hehehe, this is going to be good"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #85
 

Reason to wear safety glasses 104: In case you try to poke your eye out with your finger.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #85
 

Paul: "And those drivers seem to be missing their safety glasses once again."

Dan: "That's because the regional's over Paul."

Paul: "But.. nevermind."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #85
 

What, you mean you've never heard of safety contact lenses?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #85
 

After being chased from the pit area by the rest of the Thunder Chickens, Paul had to come up with some other way to amuse himself.

Paul: "I spy with my little eye..."
Everyone else: "Run away!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #85
 

Paul shows us how to count in metric. "See, I told you it was easier and better. Now, can everyone stop the pointless comments about the kit gearbox?"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #85
 

Hey guys! Come see how good I look!

(anchorman?)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #85
 

Paul: "There can only be one highlander!"

Dan: "There must be something in the water. Look at all the pretty colors!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #85
 

Paul's attempt to make a rude gesture at the camera was foiled when he couldn't remember which finger to extend.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #85
 

"Don't tell ME how to say Kanagasabapathy. I can SAY Kanagasabapathy."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #85
 

Paul: "We're number 1, we're number 1."
Dan: "We just got here and we haven't even unpacked the robot"
Paul: "Oh. We're going to be number 1, we're going to be number 1."
Dan: "Sigh. It's going to be a long three days."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #85
 

1. The response given when somebody asked him how much his shirt cost.
2. Reminder: Safety glasses are not forehead protection.
3. If I let this grow out for just one more year, I'll be as cool as Hambright.
4. See, Officer, I can touch the tip of my nose.