CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #85
 

...or, what you can do after you've shipped and burned through both Fix-It Windows.

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...le&picid=10698

(Yes, it does indeed.)

As always, the deadline is midnight on Saturday, all times and music eastern.

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"I'm keeping my eye on you Big Mike! You wanna another bear hug?' Come n' get it!"

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...and if I jab my finger in my other eye, then I won't have to look at ANY of Dan's wardrobe ever again!!!

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"And look at my awesome faux hawk... I even died it the perfect shade of blonde so that it matches my shirt. See kids, Paul Copioli never leaves the house without (trying to) looking his best"


Take two:

Paul(trying to get John mad): "Hey John, like that regional champion award I was showing you earlier? Or how about that division champion banner? or theres my Woodie Flowers Award trophy..."


Paul(still trying to get John mad): "Or you know, there's this full head of hair thing I have going on."


Dan: "hehehe, this is going to be good"

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Reason to wear safety glasses 104: In case you try to poke your eye out with your finger.

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Paul: "And those drivers seem to be missing their safety glasses once again."

Dan: "That's because the regional's over Paul."

Paul: "But.. nevermind."

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What, you mean you've never heard of safety contact lenses?

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After being chased from the pit area by the rest of the Thunder Chickens, Paul had to come up with some other way to amuse himself.

Paul: "I spy with my little eye..."
Everyone else: "Run away!"

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Paul shows us how to count in metric. "See, I told you it was easier and better. Now, can everyone stop the pointless comments about the kit gearbox?"

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Hey guys! Come see how good I look!

(anchorman?)

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Paul: "There can only be one highlander!"

Dan: "There must be something in the water. Look at all the pretty colors!"

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Paul's attempt to make a rude gesture at the camera was foiled when he couldn't remember which finger to extend.

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"Don't tell ME how to say Kanagasabapathy. I can SAY Kanagasabapathy."

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Paul: "We're number 1, we're number 1."
Dan: "We just got here and we haven't even unpacked the robot"
Paul: "Oh. We're going to be number 1, we're going to be number 1."
Dan: "Sigh. It's going to be a long three days."

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1. The response given when somebody asked him how much his shirt cost.
2. Reminder: Safety glasses are not forehead protection.
3. If I let this grow out for just one more year, I'll be as cool as Hambright.
4. See, Officer, I can touch the tip of my nose.

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I am John Vielkind-Neun. Ha! Told ya I could say it without cracking up. Now you try Andy!

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Paul: Quit jamming my vision system, Dan!

Dan: Just remember, 111 is going against 217 next match...

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Paul: "Dan, I've only been clocked in the head ONCE by a robot."
Dan: "Paul, I'm over here."

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Paul:"Hawaiian is better than Tie-Die HA-HAHAHA-HA!!!" :D :D :D
Dan:"BLAH!!!"

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Paul: "I'm watching you"
(meet the parents)

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Paul: "Hey Dan, I'm MR. FIRST !"
Dan: "Yeah in your dreams, Copioli. You can't even wear Hawaiian right. Tie dye goes with everything!"

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Dan: "I can't believe you lost that match to John."
Paul: "I couldn't see. John poked me in the eye."

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Paul: "See this face! Raw determination.

See my hair! The look of success.

See my shirt! It was shipped directly from Waikiki, Hawaii.

Don’t, don’t look at Dan. Don’t! Don’t!
You are just wasting your time!
He’s got nothing on me.

I will win the “Dave Lavery” Look-Alike Contest this year!
Believe IT!"

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(Paul talking - with a slight lisp)

Ohh, my hair? I can give you the number of my people's Saloon and I can...

;Dan walks away in a hasty retreat:

:yikes: (Just be glad this is a family-orented site...;))

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Paul: "I'm nember one! I'm number one!"
Dan: "Oh yeah? Well I'm triple number one!"

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Paul: (Looking around the empty coliseum...) Yes, I DO have friends! I have THIS many friends, right Dan???

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Man, remind me never to be a combination emcee and WFA winner. ;)

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

(On a side note, how the heck DO you say Kanagasabapathy?)

Honorable mentions go to:

1) dlavery
2) Adam Richards
3) Rich Wong
4) Tim Delles
5) Dan Swando
6) GaryV1188
7) Koko Ed
8) JVN
9) Rich Kressly
10) MissInformation
11) Wayne Doenges

And the burn award...

Which means the scores are:

Onward!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #85
 

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh...92&postcount=7

:)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #85
 

This has been one of my favorite caption contests to read in a long time.
Making fun of Copioli is an activity everyone can enjoy.

-JV