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Morgan Gillespie

07-03-2006 22:21

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"The people who vote do not decide who wins the contest, those who count the votes decide everything."

Cody Carey

13-03-2006 00:40

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Wait... If you said the binary thing in hex, it wouldn't say 16 types of people, It would say 2, and then the qoute wouldn't be very funny at all, would it?

team 803

15-03-2006 14:59

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Morenoh149

And the LORD spake, saying, first shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, is counted, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch toward thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
~ guy on an image board

Well, actually that is from Monty Python, I forgot the brother who read it out the book of armaments

anna~marie

15-03-2006 18:22

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Quote:

Originally Posted by team 803

Well, actually that is from Monty Python, I forgot the brother who read it out the book of armaments

One, Two, Five!!
Three sir...
.... THREE!

prettycolors91

15-03-2006 18:27

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"You'll never guess what I had to do to get THIS button"

Bemis

15-03-2006 19:31

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Brother Maynard, I believe.

"The past is history, the future is a mystery, and this moment is a gift. That is why this moment is called 'the present'."
-This I read in a Steven King novel, but its probably from somewhere else originally.

Adam Y.

15-03-2006 20:38

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I got a company email today that said:
Now is the time to impress them with out excellence, and professionalism.
Five minutes later:
As someone pointed out out should be our. We don't have to impress them with our email.

sheltie234

23-03-2006 17:51

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"To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be."

DHarris

24-03-2006 08:52

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"Sometimes you have to flash a middle finger and worry about the consequences later" -Maynard James Keenan (Tool, A Perfect Circle)

"If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished."

SamC	09-06-2007 13:54

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I was at a party last night, and I heard one of the funniest things ever...:D

So here's the setting, we are all sitting around playing games, and out of nowhere I hear a girl say,

"Wait...I thought it was a Microsoft Apple...":ahh: :yikes:

Alexa Stott

09-06-2007 22:30

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Originally Posted by Bemis (Post 471343)

Brother Maynard, I believe.

Yep, it was Brother Maynard.

When I think of some good quotes, I'll post them.

Tapoore

09-06-2007 22:48

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"The best part of a hill is the downside." (You know, the side you can ski down)

whytheheckme

09-06-2007 23:11

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"Go put it over there, on that pile of water!"... Mentor referring to a large puddle....

Jacob

dlavery

10-06-2007 00:32

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I have completely failed you as a manager. I apparently did not give you enough crap the last time to keep you from fouling up again this time.

- manager at a certain central Texas company

So, not counting today, how long did you work here?

- same manager at a certain central Texas company

artdutra04

10-06-2007 01:00

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“We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we're curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.” --Walt Disney

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