Quotes that you don't have room for...
 

This is for those of you who have quotes that you just couldn't fit in you profile/Sig, I know I have a bunch... and I'd like to be inspired by any that you have :)

Heres one off the top of my head,

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."


P.S. Quotes that are funny are welcome too :D

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First rule of holes: When you're in one, stop digging.

If at first you don't succeed, so much for skydiving.

Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet exhausts.

Today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday.

No matter where you go, there you are.

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"No, please, keep talking. I still have a few brain cells left that you haven't murdered with stupidity."

"There's nothing better than a good friend. Except a good friend with chocolate."

Why yes, I AM easily distracted by shiny objects.

Entropy: high school freshmen
Gibbs free energy: combined effects of high school freshmen, given pogo sticks and crystal meth.

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"The key to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing."

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"There's no I in team but there's two in intelligence and four in initiative, that's why groups of people are stupid"

"None of us is as dumb as all of us"

"Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says....I'll try again tomorrow."

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Silence is golden. But duct tape is SILVER!

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It is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

Suicide hotline… please hold.

Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

An adult is someone with a high school degree.

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Hmmm, I have that flying one as my own.

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"I'm not being mean, it's just constructive criticism. Now fix it."

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There is no i in team, but there sure is an M and an E.

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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.

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"lazyness keeps me from being OCD you see instead of spending 10 minutes fixing your pencils when you can just stare at them for 10 minutes and analyze how they throw off the balance of the room" --me

"if you grow a beard by the build season i will muffin race you" --mike, team leader

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“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.” - Albert Einstein

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"There are 10 types of people in the world:those who understand C, and those who don't"

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Don't u mean binary? And i don't see how you get 10 types out of that :p