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Big Kid 10-02-2008 10:16

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Mentor: This robot is probably the best one we've built.

Other Mentor: Yeah

Mentor: Hey Nick, why is it the best one?

Me: No, Rivets?
----------------
D: Hey lets put a carbon spoiler on it.

Corey Oostveen 10-02-2008 12:52

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Quote from our Team Head Coach (he was completely serious until he realized what he said)


"Check the PWM cables they might be leaking."

Mitch1525 12-02-2008 00:15

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Regan **our mentor**: What is that?
Me: a giant nut and bolt
Regan: I can see that... but why is there half a pound of weight in one nut and bolt?

followed by:
Sam: this robot needs to be bulimic

looking at the bumpers:
Rixon: what did you do?
Harrison: why are they sparkly?
Me: What? They're hott!!! I mean come on... we used stripper dust!!!
Regan: stripper dust..... good choice
**i dont think he was really paying attention to what was going on**

Blue_Mist 12-02-2008 00:24

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Written by a mentor:

3+2=4

Thing is, he was serious and it was true at the time.

JoshD 12-02-2008 09:02

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Recently we've been having some weird discussions at our meetings...

After getting the vacuum hose too close to his mouth, Matt simply said "that tasted like suck."

And somehow we got into the topic of global warming and Brian enlightened us to the fact that we aren't the cause of forest fires, "It's those dang trees that are the cause of forest fires!"

t-raum 12-02-2008 10:43

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Our team has three main quotes that we hold to:

#1: "We are way ahead of schedule!" (We never actually are)

#2: "We'll be way underweight!" (We always at the 120 mark if not above)

#3: "In Theory this should work!" (Sometimes it does, other times it doesn't)

LangleyCurtis 12-02-2008 18:06

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we had a good one today so we are a rookie team and we have about 6 main kids working on it. but anyway myself and another were woking on the bumpers putting the fabric on

Curtis: Do you need help? (as adam uses his foot to hold the fabric)
Adam: No, I'm a monkey!

well anyways we thought it was funny but whatever

apesquera 12-02-2008 18:29

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Fulminante!!! this was said by edwin caldera, rafael pesquera, andres pesquea, and armando gonzalez from team 1872 Yellow fever, colegio san ignacio de loyola, SJ, PR throughout the WHOLE season.. Very naiss!!

jumpe1990 12-02-2008 18:51

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"What do you mean, there's nothing lemony about lemony switches at all!!"
..."LIMIT SWITCHES! Not lemony!"
said by two student to a mentor.

Our programmer even changed the limit switches comment in the programming to lemony switches. :D

jumpe1990 12-02-2008 18:56

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Mentor1: We need to find nut plates.
Student1: What are nut plates?
Student2: They're those thingys.
Mentor2: See, he's learning the terminology.
Student1: Look I've made it 4yrs just fine with, "What's that?"!!!

The Megan 2207 12-02-2008 23:49

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Student 1: "Which way is up?"
Student 2: "Umm... *motions toward ceiling* That way is up, John..."

He was referring to a piece that he was attaching to the robot. He wanted to know which side of the piece was supposed to go up.

falconmaster 13-02-2008 00:06

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Ok... we're done!...........Really!

Alalea 13-02-2008 22:10

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"Mandy Moore brought pizza! Now I can't him Mandy."

Me: "[Long stream of curses]!"
Mr. Jimmy: "Don't you go to a Lutheran school?"
Me: "Yeah...but c'mon! [Insert problem here]!"

Hastypickle 13-02-2008 22:37

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(referring to last years robot) "What do you guys need all these zip-ties for?!"
Most of our electronics were held on with zip-ties.

Same person, same robot.

"OMG, why did you use this piece of plexiglass?" He goes on to hit it with a hammer.
The plexiglass is an inch thick with all the electronics mounted on it.

MasterMkanik 13-02-2008 22:52

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Okay... I have the electronics board done.... hopefully third time is the charm.

so what, so far we rebuild the wheels six times... the lift at least eight, and the electronics three.... the only thing we havent rebuilt is the transmission...

Life is a mans kingdom, death is a mans castle - Graffiti on a board in our shop

M- Well.... i dont think she skull idea would go over great with the parents...
Me- Awww come on, we could put saftey glasses on him, with a sponsors hat
M- Well... maybe

Me- Well my car has magic powers.... it wont turn off! haha!
Bill- Your an idiot
Jan-How'd you manage that?
Me- Um... I don't know...

Don't worry, we still have six days...

Mitch1525 13-02-2008 22:57

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Me: "That's the teeny tiny little thing-a-ma-bobber. Duh."

Sam: "Okay, I'm going to teach you how to turn the robot on and off"
Me: "Don't you just flip the switch/ push the button?"
Sam: "Yes, but you'd be surprised how many times this thing has gotten broken!"
Me: "Broken??"
Sam: "Yea by D or S."
Me: "Oh, well that I can see, they're beasts."

Me: "What is that?"
Mr. Regan: "I don't think I should tell you that. Just don't inhale it."
Me: **scared face** "You wanna do it? I don't really want to die"
Regan: "You wouldn't die, just dont put it in the fire."

The Megan 2207 13-02-2008 23:02

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While discussing who should drive the robot...

Me: "Does anyone object to me being the RoboCoach?"
Captain: "I don't know. Can you see over the wall?"
Me: "...I can bring a footstool."

My team likes to make fun of me for being short. This was one of their best insults.

Tiix 13-02-2008 23:04

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Student: ...A male/female cord....
Me: *blink, blink* A what?!?
Student: You know... the male side has the prongs like...
Me: OKAY I GET IT!

reflion 14-02-2008 00:56

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So we're trying to figure out how to get more people to be able to cut and drill at a time, since our work table is too small for two people to work simultaneously.

"Look, we need to get another work table, or we just won't cut it."

Get it?

Alalea 14-02-2008 20:43

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"They've had...20 sodas? 20...sodas. Clare...I can't do this anymore."

XD

program1 14-02-2008 21:01

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"why do you have a hammer? your a programmer!"

StephLee 14-02-2008 21:50

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"Just round it up to an arbitrary number that's above it."

DPTeam270Driver 14-02-2008 21:51

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we have this sheet of foam but its in circular foam and one of our team leaders was looking for a chain breaker soo......

Leader- Shane!!! Wheres the Chain Breaker??!?!?!?
Me- Not now Burg, Im in the foammm!!!!!


We finished( or thought we finished) the robot about 2 weeks early, so we tested it

Leader- Its Finally done extend the claw
Mentor 1- looks great, lets test it on teh ball
Mentor 2- wait a minute, is it out of the 80" rule??
Me- wat?? what are you talking about?
Mentor 2- Oh c**p
Other leader- you mean we have to do this over?

waiakea11 14-02-2008 23:02

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"You know...we've been waiting for the program to download for...oh say...TWO HOURS!!!!"

Akash Rastogi 14-02-2008 23:17

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While taking team pictures a friends of mine begins to explain how everyone should actually be standing.

"Dude, I really don't want to hear the logic behind this." Me
"Well...I'm going to tell you anyway." lol Abhi

...I guess programmers are always thinking in logic:rolleyes:

Mitch1525 14-02-2008 23:21

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We were test driving the robot for the first time in close corridors
Me: "Chris, WHY DO YOU HAVE AN AXE!??!?!?!"

The robot began running into lots of things
Me: "Harrison, maybe we should try to NOT kill Regan's (our mentor) shop. That would be good.
Lawry: "DON'T HURT THE MILL!!! WE STILL NEED THAT!!!!"
Karen: "BUMPERS!!! LETS PUT THE BUMPERS ON!!!!"

as we leave the shop:
Me: "Hey Karen! Look at the floor!!!"
Karen: "THe stripper dust is working!!!! We now know where the robot has been, and who's been with it....":D

Betty_Krocker 15-02-2008 08:24

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mentor: "we need to save weight!"
me: "we can take some from programming, make then use more 0's than 1's"

me: "thats gonna be hard"
student: "i didnt say it was gonna be easy, i just said do it"

Team 135 15-02-2008 09:32

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"The code will work perfectly"

Said by me:rolleyes:

JYang 15-02-2008 23:43

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Said by the little sister of one of members...
Devil, human, devil, human, devil/human... me!

Cow Bell Solo 15-02-2008 23:43

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While working on the Hybrid programming

This is the LAST time we will try this.
Now this is the LAST time we will try this.


While describing the game to either a friend or with someone on the team can't remember

Me: The ball is 40 inches in diameter
Other: How tall is it
Me: The ball is 40 inches in diameter
Other: Yes, but how tall is it
Me: (sigh of disipointment)


Try the hybrid code, push the button. (robot starts moving) STOP (robot stops) I forgot to disconnect the labtop.

BurnFischer 15-02-2008 23:50

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"Alright, so we should have everything up and running to test the driving in about five or ten minutes... pushing for five."
"I have an hour of work ahead of my before the chassis is assembled..."

1361ducttape 16-02-2008 01:06

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From 1361:

"I didn't do it, I swear!"

"Hey, what's this thing do?...OW!"

"Load harder!"

"My computer is...like...SPED."

"So this one time at robotics competition..."

"With this design, the ball is lifted with this curvy piece here."
"Is that what the toilet seat in the parts box is for?"

MasterMkanik 16-02-2008 01:44

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"Well, i can have this thing done tonight.... if we pull an all nighter, and you go out and get about ten punds of candy and about 6 2-liters of soda..."

I was the last studen't left, and was workin on the drivetrain, the mentors were testing out lift...

Me- "Mentors realy shouldn't work on the robot without students..."
Mentor 1- "Well, your still here"
Mentor 2- "yeah, and besides, we wern't working on it, we were trying to break it!" (They twisted a peice of 1"x1" 80/20)

Me- "I dont think thats going to pass inspection"
Mentor- "Why? the springs are held in place with zip ties"
Me- *rolls eyes* "Well, at least use the KOP industrial size zip ties"
Mentor- "Allright! Even better!"

Bsteckler 16-02-2008 21:48

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So we wasted two hours based on the fact that we have a crappy compiler?

Alalea 16-02-2008 21:51

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"I DO THIS A HUNDRED TIMES A DAY! WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?!" - Teacher-Dude
"What, do you, like, count how many times you do it or something?" - Sara

NickJames 16-02-2008 23:24

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"Hold on, I got to go get my pants"

Alalea 16-02-2008 23:25

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XD See my sig for the "pants quote".

NickJames 16-02-2008 23:31

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Alalea (Post 700608)
XD See my sig for the "pants quote".

haha nice.

StephLee 16-02-2008 23:32

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"Always blame it on the person who isn't here."


"Where's John?"
"Upstairs."
"What's he doing?"
"Sleeping, most likely."
*faintly and sleepily from upstairs* "No I'm not...."

Alalea 16-02-2008 23:36

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Quote:

Originally Posted by NickJames (Post 700613)
haha nice.

XD Yeah. The belt in question is black with pink skulls.

MarySheridan 17-02-2008 00:38

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Please note, when this happened, I was writing the Woodie Flowers award for our mentor

Mentor to student: In all reality, you're really just a pain in the $@#$@#$@#
Me *saying aloud while typing*: Motivational...
Mentor to entire team except me: GET YOUR ASSES BACK TO WORK BEFORE I KICK THEM DOWN THE STAIRS
Me *saying aloud while typing*: Keeps the work flow going...

Jaybee1405 17-02-2008 12:12

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Me: *Arrives late to robotics after plane flight* "Hey watsup guys!"
Sun (foreign exhange student from vietnam): "Kevin say that if u not back in 15 minutes he will destroy steering"

Kevin is the distraught programmer, I'm the mechy who wanted steering

Alalea 17-02-2008 21:31

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Me and Sara are listening to "No Sleep in Brooklyn", sitting on desks, with Christine next to us. Not a lot of talking, but whatever.

Sara: No...sleep...in BROOKLYN! *excessive head-banging*
Me: *laughing*
Christine: *look of confusion and horror*
Teacher: *funniest look I've seen in awhile (mix of confusion, horror, and WTF?)*
Me: *elbows Sara* *points to teacher* *laughs*
Sara: *looks* *laughs*
Teacher: Poor Christine. She looks so...excluded.
Christine: ...

iTHOS=awesome 17-02-2008 22:33

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"Alright guys, the robot is done! Now if anything fails we can blame it on software."
*next day*
"$@#$@#$@#$@# it, why won't the claw open! What did you break!?"

kevin.li.rit 17-02-2008 23:12

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaybee1405 (Post 700857)
Me: *Arrives late to robotics after plane flight* "Hey watsup guys!"
Sun (foreign exhange student from vietnam): "Kevin say that if u not back in 15 minutes he will destroy steering"

Kevin is the distraught programmer, I'm the mechy who wanted steering

You're the Mechy who didn't put on the steering correctly or design it. Also I didn't say 15 minutes or destroy. and I didn't say that at all.

"Lets just take out all the code to save weight."

NinJA999 18-02-2008 00:08

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Some from last year:
Mentor:"Sparks! I saw sparks!"
Mentor 2:"Wait, turn it on again. Let me see!"
*we turn robot on*
Mentor 2:"Those aren't sparks, that's a FLAME!!!"
*and that's how Sparky got his name*

"You cracked the lexan!! Lexan. Doesn't. Break. What kind of Mechite are you?"

--

This year:
Me:"Why do you keep writing PWN? It's PWM!"
Other Programmer:"Too much gaming."

Programmer:"I wrote my code a week ago. Now that we have the robot, it should work perfectly!"
Wirer:"Yes, but every time you say that, the number of things that will go wrong increases by two."

Mechite:"Ok, so charge it to 60 psi."
Me:"Ok, turn the compressor on."
Wirer:"Compressor on."
Me:"10 psi...20,25,30,35,40,45,50.."
Me:"55, aand stop!"
Me:"STOP!!"
Wirer:"I was waiting for you to say 60!"
*and now we say 60 whenever we want him to do something

And a final quote:

I am always bringing around my camera with a huge old flash unit.
"Nick, STOP FLASHING PEOPLE!!!"

MasterMkanik 18-02-2008 00:38

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me- "Two balls are allways better than one!"

Mentor- "The programmers said they don't need anything"
Me- "They need a table..."

Me- "Didn't we set a deadline of having this thing done of about... last week?"
Mentor- "yeah..."
Me- "Told you so"
Mentor- "shut up"

Me- "YESSSSS!!!! The robot can hold the controllor board!"
Everyone in the room- "YES!"

(The previouse years OI was quite heavy and we didn't have a place to set it down while waiting to go on the feild)

Me- Just bolt it down allready...
(after 30 min of talking about how to mount somthing, it ended up being bolted don in the exact same position it started in)

Jaybee1405 18-02-2008 00:43

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffeeism (Post 701258)
You're the Mechy who didn't put on the steering correctly or design it. Also I didn't say 15 minutes or destroy. and I didn't say that at all.

"Lets just take out all the code to save weight."

I thought you denied to be on our team? :)
Regardless, I was quoting Sun, not you.

But here's a Kevin quote:
"We can save more weight by programming more because code weighs less that air!"

Fab.Master 18-02-2008 01:20

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-S1-Holy @$#$%#%@ crap thats a case of Full Throttle
-S2-Can you get the other case out of the car
-S1- why do we need so many when only 2 people work on the bot
-Mentor- If its worth doing its worth overdoing, plus it keeps me going

jtbandes 18-02-2008 03:14

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"That's not hydraulic fluid, it's blood!"

"It's not worse, it's just a different kind of bad."

purplecatnip 18-02-2008 03:31

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"it's like socks on a chicken!"
" stuffed animals have feelings too!!"
"the soda can attacked me"
" it's called a planned accident of coarse"

and a thousand others
thinking about this made me realize how big of spazzes we all are! :p

purplecatnip 18-02-2008 03:39

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omg I almost forgot my favorite one said by our principal, when he came in on our first meeting
" wow!!! the team will have FEMALES!!!!!!!!"

J-me 18-02-2008 11:00

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"I can't work with everyone staring at me!"
" Where the crap is the food!"
"Anyone have a dollar?"
"Go away!!"
"U're so annoying!"

And others like that...nothing all that fun yet... :yikes: :p :cool: :rolleyes:

Bsteckler 18-02-2008 11:56

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C: What's this entry with a range of 0 to 4,000,000,000,000?
M: Mabey it's the speed...

RoXmySoX 18-02-2008 12:01

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"we're done with the arm..."

(couple days later)

"ok, now we're done with the arm...."

(few more days later...)

"Ok you know what? Just wait!":mad:

Betty_Krocker 19-02-2008 08:39

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while our brains were fried we came up with ways to delay fedex.....

"So how can we get more time...?"
"Hack the GMT computer?"
"Naw... what about roadblocks..."
"Too risky..."
"I got it... we will get ladies for all of the fedex drivers..."
"Nice... hey Mike is you mom free tonight?"
"... I hate you..."

D_Price 19-02-2008 09:02

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"Oh MY GOD!! I am burning...uhh wait that is just my durning desire to build this robot."

"wow building a robot is easy....designing sucks!"

StephLee 19-02-2008 09:07

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"Ball."
"Ball"
"Baaaall"
"BBbaaalall"
"BALL"
"ball"
"BaAAall"
"Too much fun!"
"Second semester senior!"
*hysterics*

^This was me and another senior while waiting for a team picture. We essentially just said "ball" in about as many forms as possible, and "second semester senior" is our excuse for everything lately.


Parent: "Why do you have three balls?"
Student: "...Well you see, there was this problem with some radiation..."
Parent: "I AM a biology teacher, I understand how that happens!"

kDude 19-02-2008 10:19

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G: "I wish we had a time machine so we could go back and make the robot in half the time"
K: "Well we don't have a time machine..."
G: "That's what you think! *makes a weird humming noise*

This was also after we had been working for 12 hours so we were tired and thought everything was hilarious.

MasterMkanik 19-02-2008 14:37

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Dr. Pepper is Jesus juice and Cheerwine is God Cola

"What?!?!?! Your leaving? It's not even midnight yet!"

"We can't.... were out of food"

Me- "But... We don't have anything to fix on Thursday!"
Mentor- "You will be driving the bot"
Me- "But thats no fun!"
Bill- "We will bring Halo three and a tv!"
Me *evil cackle*

"I got it! Put the Poof balls in the crate!"

Bill "Epic FAIL" (after i tryed to sit on the trackball and failed)

JYang 19-02-2008 14:56

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Because it was raining when we shipped off our robot:
The sky cries when the robot is shipped off.

ZakuAce 19-02-2008 15:10

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"So is it working?"
"No, its all screwed up?"
"Wait, what's screwed up about it?"
"When I tried to drive the right drive motor foreword, the claw opened."

troy27 19-02-2008 15:16

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Where the heck is my Simon Clamp!!!!!!!

Tottanka 19-02-2008 16:48

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i was buying some bolts for the robot a few days ago along with the finance head of our team.
The total was 1 Shekel (about 27 cents). He asked the seller for a reciept to get a refund from our sponsor.


Another good one is a problem i had a few days ago with Kevin's code. I was coding andbuilding till i finally managed to get a success in the build.
Then, for 5 hours i was uploading code to the robot, fixing stuff. No metter what i did the robot did not respond, not to the joysticks, not to the sensors, not to hybrid, anything! i was going crazy trying to figure out what it was, till i found out that the new MPLAB saves code by defauly in c:\mcc18\yourfolder
and i hve been uploading empty code from the desktop the whole time.
Once i found out what it was the other team members did not give me a break laughing at me, and i still recieve phone calls from them with the only goal to laugh at me :D

alicen 19-02-2008 17:06

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We lost the trackball in the lab quite a few times, which was always followed with a "how do we lose that thing in here?!"

"Buddy plugged the lift motor into the wheel motor!"

Not so much a saying as a lasting moment, we went ot scrimmage and came back with lots of free vitamin water, and so one of our freshmen drank 9 of them, and by about 10:30 that night he was loopy on it, and slighlty sick to the stomach, but wouldn't stop drinking it. :D

James1902 19-02-2008 18:32

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"Iz it can b pig go boom time now pleaz...kthanksbye!!!"

yeah, someone brought up lol cats during an all nighter and it just went downhill from there.

The Megan 2207 19-02-2008 19:37

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Mentor: Son of a %^&$&*. It's actually working.

Nin_estarSaerah 19-02-2008 19:50

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"oh wow, the ball is rolling up hill"
"and half the team is chasing it, why don't they wait for the wind to die and let it roll back down?"
"that would be easy, this is robotics."

"ahh, more burning metal"
"actually, thats burning t-shirt"
"why are you welding t-shirts?"

"i can't get out of the crate"
"thats okay, what do you need"
"a box of tools, a box of donuts, and a hole"
"what is the hole for?"
"output"

The Megan 2207 19-02-2008 20:03

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Mentor: We need someone to paint the team number on the bumpers!
Me: I'll do it!

10 minutes later...

Me (holding bumper with team number painted on it): I made an oopsie.
Mentor: It looks fine to me...
Me: (turns bumper upside down): It goes this way.
Rest of team erupts in laughter.

It's the front bumper, too. The mentors thought it was funny, so we left it that way. Anyone attending the Minnesota Regional, look for the team with the upside-down front bumper (unless it doesn't pass inspection and we have to fix it really fast).

muffinxo 19-02-2008 21:08

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Tyler : As a robotics team we should do some kind of activity together besides building

Amanda : did you guys know that you can get a pole dancing team together and take lessons

Lindsay (me) : OMG WHAT!!! I wanna start a pole dancing team

Lindsay : *turns to Matt as he walks away disgusted* MATT, will you be myy pole dancing partner??"

Paige : CAN I BE THE POLE???

---------------------

Mitch started this and it stuckk the WHOLE season..

"Too much heavy, add more light"

We used it all the time...

This battery has too much dead.. add more alive.

The robot has too much forward add more back!

lol. etc. etc...

another weird MITCH quote that we said ALL THE TIME

"I can't brain today, I have the dumb"

muffinxo 19-02-2008 21:15

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nin_estarSaerah (Post 702831)
"oh wow, the ball is rolling up hill"
"and half the team is chasing it, why don't they wait for the wind to die and let it roll back down?"
"that would be easy, this is robotics."

"ahh, more burning metal"
"actually, thats burning t-shirt"
"why are you welding t-shirts?"

"i can't get out of the crate"
"thats okay, what do you need"
"a box of tools, a box of donuts, and a hole"
"what is the hole for?"
"output"


I almost spit my drink out with laughter!!! I can totally relate to the "that would be easy, this is robotics" ... perfect excuse for doing something dumb :)

thanks for the laugh Nin_estarSaerah!!

TomZ 20-02-2008 10:53

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
One of the best ones this year was said by me

"We need more females! How much do they cost?"

Said about female PWM Connnectors:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Templar1396 21-02-2008 11:27

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
"hey Mr ______ You mind if i skip out of class today? ive got a smoking robot downstairs....?"

jkeith227 21-02-2008 14:13

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
V:"hey stick the wrench in the battery nothing will happen i already tried it"
J:"really?"
V:"yeah"
J:"ok...."

(sparks fly everywhere, directly in the middle of the pits)

VinW 21-02-2008 14:21

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
(In elevator with people who worked there after Team Dinner)

AJ : "Hey lets get some grab a$$ going here"

(Lady gives our team mate the weirdest look and laughs)

usbcd36 21-02-2008 15:54

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
(while filling out information to send to FIRST)

Captain - What are the general meetings called? We had a name for it...
Me - I dunno...General Assembly?
Captain - No...Does anyone remember what were supposed to call the meetings when the entire team is there?
Teacher - Chaos?

Alalea 21-02-2008 16:19

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by usbcd36 (Post 704436)
(while filling out information to send to FIRST)

Captain - What are the general meetings called? We had a name for it...
Me - I dunno...General Assembly?
Captain - No...Does anyone remember what were supposed to call the meetings when the entire team is there?
Teacher - Chaos?

That reminds of when our teacher was filling out a form, asking for money.

Teacher: *reading* What will the money be used for?* *thinks* Ham sandwiches!

afi419 21-02-2008 16:21

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
"We don't need a cover" reffering to the muffin fan as I stick my hand in.

Karibou 21-02-2008 17:18

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
Me: "The first person to make a crack about this will be impaled with a metal file that was shot out of a pnumatic cannon"

*mentor comes out holding a brand new set of bits*
Other mentor:"Holy #&^%, where did you find those?"
*I laugh*
"Crap, I did NOT just say that"

kevin.li.rit 21-02-2008 17:28

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
Mechanical guy, "Can we get a pot on the robot"
me. "Sure. Are you going to put it on?"
Mechanical guy, "I don't know how to do that"


Anyways he didn't know what a pot was.

billbo911 21-02-2008 17:52

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
One of our mentors (college student) had cut off the end of a Zip-tie leaving a very sharp point. I asked him to cut it off flush with the latch to make it less likely to cut someone. As he was cutting it, I was warning him about the possibility that the pointed end might fly when he cut it and to make sure he was wearing his safety glasses.
His response:
"What good are those? That thing just shot up my nose"!

Sure enough, two hard blows later, out it came.:yikes:

hipsterjr 21-02-2008 18:05

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
After any little event in the shop: "ooooh:( , I wanted to see it go boom!:p

Chief Samwize 21-02-2008 19:58

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
While programming our robot this year:

Me: Ok, I didn't tell it to do that. (Looking back at code) Oh wait ... yes I did. :yikes:

-Sam

T3_1565 21-02-2008 20:13

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
"MMMMMMMM ball ball ball ball!!!!!!!!!!!!" *robot chases after trackball*

dr1008 21-02-2008 20:58

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
well there are a number of funny things that were said on my team but i think the most reoccurring one was "my god, thats a big ball"

Nin_estarSaerah 21-02-2008 21:00

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
said by our female mentor
"well, guys do like balls"

mta 22-02-2008 09:03

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
When asked how to hurdle the ball I replied, "We can use a tractor beam."

At recurring pionts throught the six weeks when we ran into mechanical problems I would say "Should have used a tractor beam."

Whisper 22-02-2008 10:50

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
(after programming spent an hour and a half trying to get the left motor on the robot to work)
"Ummm....did anybody check the cable thingys?"

alicen 22-02-2008 11:49

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
whenever we were attaching something to the robot, but everybody was being lazy, one of us would say "use the magic constrain button"

this is because while designing, all of the parts on the inventor bot were just constrained, and didn't have any bolts or things holding it together

christina_omg 23-02-2008 01:37

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
advisor: "did anyone notice what when you stenciled the bumpers they were upside down?"

Devibeast 23-02-2008 11:26

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
"Home, whats home? Is that place we go for food and sleep?" - Shane

The Megan 2207 23-02-2008 12:13

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"All progress ceases when food arrives."

This was said by many people nearly every day. Dinner comes, and all work stops!

Alalea 23-02-2008 12:14

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"FOWARD! FOWARD!"

The student, at this point, has crashed the robot into the place with the controls, also smashing our teacher into the computer he is working on. She keeps pulling back instead of foward. Chaos...then I manage to push the controls foward, releasing the innocents.

Jaybee1405 23-02-2008 12:47

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffeeism (Post 704524)
Mechanical guy, "Can we get a pot on the robot"
me. "Sure. Are you going to put it on?"
Mechanical guy, "I don't know how to do that"


Anyways he didn't know what a pot was.


Um that's funny because I was the one who installed the pot on the robot. I assume you were referring to me...


Kevin: Lets do an omni drive with all traction wheels.
Me: That's not going to be very easy to turn.
Kevin: Yes it will, it will work.

kevin.li.rit 23-02-2008 12:49

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaybee1405"
Um that's funny because I was the one who installed the pot on the robot. I assume you were referring to me...


Kevin: Lets do an omni drive with all traction wheels.
Me: That's not going to be very easy to turn.
Kevin: Yes it will, it will work.

I never said that, I don't even like the traction wheels. And If you did it right you could do it with traction wheels and it would be easy to turn.

And you only installed the pot after I said I wouldn't tell you how to do it.

"Me: I have several solutions. I just don't feel like telling you."

Jaybee1405 23-02-2008 13:04

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Here's one of our team's favorite quotes. Whenever anything goes wrong (no matter what it is)

"Blame Kevin"

Kevin, AKA Coffeeism, is our super genius college student mentor who knows everything (yes, everything). So it never is actually his fault, but we pre-plan who we're going to blame.

muffinxo 23-02-2008 16:15

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaybee1405 (Post 705671)
Here's one of our team's favorite quotes. Whenever anything goes wrong (no matter what it is)

"Blame Kevin"

Kevin, AKA Coffeeism, is our super genius college student mentor who knows everything (yes, everything). So it never is actually his fault, but we pre-plan who we're going to blame.


OMG.. ironically we had a student on our team last year,, and he like knew everything... he was very "sure" of himself.. and like once year he FRIED A RC :O anyways...

The whole time he was on the team they referred to KFC (Kevin Fries Circuit) and every since he left we always say KFC whenever something goes wrong :P

Danny McC 23-02-2008 16:18

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
Oh my god! I know someone who's like that. Coincidentally he posts on here a lot. His name is thattallguy. LOL everyone laugh at him.

Devibeast 23-02-2008 16:52

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
"There was a meeting this weekend?" -Freshman, 2/20/08

tar.ancalime 23-02-2008 21:44

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
Q: "What do I do if it doesn't fit?"
A: "FILE IT"

Q: "What if we don't have the right size drill bit?"
A: "DRILL IT SMALLER AND FILE IT."

Q: "Um...this is slightly crooked..."
A: "FILE IT STRAIGHT"

Q: "Dude, this piece is totally off. What.."
A: "FILE IT"

Q: "Where's the file?"
A: ...

Our robot is basically a bunch of filed pieces held together by cut-down screws. :rolleyes:


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