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slavik262 11-01-2009 14:38

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"Don't worry about that. Code will magically make it work."

carolynn4848 11-01-2009 14:53

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One member of our team wrote "Gullible" and "Gullible 2.0" on tape and stuck them to the ceiling at a meeting.

brianc217 11-01-2009 15:00

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Running quickly into our room from the shop our mentor says:
"Did we ever get those fire extinguishers?!"

Karibou 11-01-2009 19:52

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"I made it work! Wait...how did I do that?" - Me, several times over during the design process.

------

*Autodesk Inventor crashes on our oldest, most outdated, and just plain terrible laptop*
Student: "Uhh...Inventor just crashed. Can we replace this computer?"
Mentor: "No, that's just a software problem. All CAD programs like to do that."
*1 hour later, Inventor crashes on my laptop*
Me: "Inventor crashed."
Mentor: "See, I told you, it's a software problem!"

popnbrown 11-01-2009 21:03

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We were trying to write a paragraph about our lead team advisor and team co-captains and we asked him what exactly he does on the team.

His Answer: "I'm the head nut that keeps all the other nuts in line." (pointing at me and my co-captain)

nathanww 12-01-2009 00:18

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Other programmer:Why do we have a function called "om_nom"?
Me:That's what controls sucking the balls in
Other programmer:And what does "nom_om" do?
Me:That spits the ball out

"I think we should kill whoever designed this system with a brain aneurysm by forcing them to set it up"--said after 4 hours of trying to resolve this bizarre packet loss problem in the wireless system

Gravitynerd 12-01-2009 00:32

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one of our mentors: "ok so we've got our scoring strategies down to dumping, shooting, or superdumping."

spc295 12-01-2009 00:38

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we got out a ladder and went on the roof of our school to "borrow a fan from an exhaust unit. after using a rope to get the whole assembely off the building and into the shop one of the students said "did we just commit grand theft air conditioner" (we put the exaust unit back up and assembled and bolted back onto the roof, the fan was not the right kind.)

GillSt.Bernards 12-01-2009 16:38

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This one happened just yesterday.

Sandra (Mentor): OOh right here (in the manual) is says that we are not allowed to put anything on the robot that would intentionally start a fire. Man, I guess that means no fireworks display."
Charles (freshmen): "Or Flamethrower" (looking really disapointed)

BeyondReality 12-01-2009 17:02

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"I swear, this chain is LITERALLY 1/16 of an inch too short!"

M: We have extra parts from the gearboxes.
A: WHY DO WE HAVE EXTRA PARTS???????
M: Um...because the construction is a simple one...

"She doesn't need a hammer, she has strong thumbs!"

"What? Grease? Where does it say 'put grease' in the instructions? Oh...haha...it's a footnote..."

"Lithium is an antidepressant...don't breathe the grease in..."

"THEY HAVE NO RESTRICTIONS ON DUCT TAPE THIS YEAR!!!"

And, of course, the classic "Oops."

Nin_estarSaerah 12-01-2009 17:04

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"What do you mean the sweep would intersect itself! Now I remember why I have a love-hate relationship with autodesk"

Karibou 12-01-2009 17:08

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"Great. Another error message that doesn't tell me how to fix the error. How am I supposed to learn from THAT?"

Pneumaticsman 12-01-2009 17:13

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"wait...hold on....HOLY CRAP THE IP ADRESS IS WORNG!!!" said about an hour after trying to figure out why the cRIO wouldn't download code :D

islandboy936 13-01-2009 09:26

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Scotty: So have we figured out how its going to work yet?
Me: Yes, we are going to use the black magic we got from selling our souls to Satan to make it work.

ikhana870 13-01-2009 09:54

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Cow Bell Solo (Post 796444)
Someone on our team had a problem with writing, she wrote the numbers on our front bumper upside down.

haha so it isnt just our team...i hear it happened to us a few years back---> GO "SL9" (675)!

islandboy936 13-01-2009 14:01

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John choose to give one of his sandwiches to one of our more hefty members.
Just then someone looked up and said: "But I'm skinny."

islandboy936 13-01-2009 14:07

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Quote:

Originally Posted by XXShadowXX (Post 798179)
"I just slapped you in the face with physics, and you still disagree with me!" me.

We got a kid on our team who is like that.

dragonrulr288 13-01-2009 17:11

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*mentor continues to talk to me and our small group, programming*
"... so just let it go straight for 10 seconds..."
*i look at out robot with treads and a maximum of about 2 horsepower and say*
"you know, 10 seconds is an AWFULLY long time for something to go HORRIBLY WRONG....."

Brandon_L 13-01-2009 18:27

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Mentor: *points at the black crate things our kit came with* Lets put these two black boys back in the closet
Students:.......were white.......and were not going in the closet.....
Mentor: I was talking about the crates! I call everything boys you should know by now...

ZakuAce 13-01-2009 22:06

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At the end of the meeting today I had Free Bird playing over our in ceiling speakers, playing guitar on a yard stick.

One of the other students said "Wow you are weird."

so I says "This is robotics club, I'm supposed to be weird."

carolynn4848 14-01-2009 11:12

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ZakuAce (Post 800520)
At the end of the meeting today I had Free Bird playing over our in ceiling speakers, playing guitar on a yard stick.

One of the other students said "Wow you are weird."

so I says "This is robotics club, I'm supposed to be weird."

They thing that Free Bird is weird? Or do they think that playing guitar on a yard stick is? I do that all the time, but instead of playing on a yard stick, I play on a sythe.

dragonrulr288 14-01-2009 13:20

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*team is sitting in annother room when we hear one of our mentors scream, and it sounded like he had been ran over*
me, running into roon- "are you ok Dr. Evil?!?!?!"
*Dr. Evil is freaking out*
Dr. Evil- "OUR ROBOT MOVED OUR ROBOT MOVED!!!!"
*looks down to see the robot moved an inch or so*


*in a meeting really early in the morning, everyone still half asleep*
mentor, too excited- "are we ganna win?!?!?!"
us - "yeah..."
mentor - "we are ganna rock, right?"
us - "yeah..."
mentor- "are we ganna die?"
us- "yeah... HEY WAIT!!!!"

WAIT I FORGOT SOME!!!

*wiring with one of our mentors*
mentor- "hey eric, go grab me some females!"
*eric grabs me and marie and brings us over*
mentor- "No! females as in electrical connections!"
*eric leaves and comes back*
eric- "whats the difference between male and female?" (as in the electrical connections)
mentor- "have you ever gotten THE TALK?

The Megan 2207 14-01-2009 13:27

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One of our members was standing by the window of the shop while we were waiting for our mentors to show up and the following conversation occurred:

Student 1: Are you waiting for Santa Claus?
Student 2: No, I'm waiting for the mentors.
Student 3: Close enough...

BeyondReality 14-01-2009 14:26

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Student: How does the hole-maker work?
Mentor: It's a spring-loaded latchey thingy.........

"Lower the guard. Start sawing. Question the sharpness of the saw...."

- How is the second set of gearboxes going to stay?
- Custom mounting.
- What's that?
- You make it yourself.
- DUCT TAPE?

dragonrulr288 14-01-2009 18:21

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BeyondReality (Post 800856)
Student: How does the hole-maker work?
- How is the second set of gearboxes going to stay?
- Custom mounting.
- What's that?
- You make it yourself.
- DUCT TAPE?

sound like a kid from my team... only his solution is a dead blow hammer....:ahh:

EricH 14-01-2009 18:29

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Me, to my dad via cell phone: "I've found a broken and an unbroken moon rock." (OK, so one of them was an Empty Cell, but it looked like a Moon Rock.)

Incidentally, the Rapid City Walmart no longer has any Orbit balls.:D

dragonrulr288 14-01-2009 18:35

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-"hand me that rock ball thingy!" (enugh said)
- when you have had pizza, coke, and mountain dew for lunch for the past month or so...

NorviewsVeteran 14-01-2009 18:36

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In Norview's first year, the team came into the possession of a mallet with a yellow plastic end and a pink eraser-like rubber end. No one remembers exactly when, but John, the mechanical leader at the time, took a pink marker and wrote "DOOM HAMMER" on the handle. Despite three years of misuse by hammering things meant for a hammer, not a mallet, it still remains a staple in the shop. Every now and then, like during the FTC season, the following exchange (or something close enough) takes place.

1: Hold on, I have to pound this collar onto the axle.
2: Okay
1: Hey, where'd doom hammer go?
2: It poofed!
1: Great. I hope it poofs back this time.
2: Wait. Dude, its on the pegboard.
1: WHEN DID THAT GET THERE?!

amariealbrecht 14-01-2009 18:38

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EPIC...(said by person from halfway across the buildspace that was not even close to being apart of the converstation)...FAIL!!

RobotDevil1985 14-01-2009 18:49

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When it was sugested to make a small robot with a tall pole sticking out the top for the Overdrive game another student responded with,

"That's like tieing a flagpole to a gopher!"

and the room broke out laughing. The quote is still on the board today.

hallk 14-01-2009 19:00

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After 2 people drop M&Ms on the ground, "See this is why we can't have nice candy."

Mew187 14-01-2009 19:49

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A lot of odd stuff has been said already, but my favorite line of the day:

mentor: we need nail polish, do you know why?

student: are we dressing in drag again?

John_P_2632 14-01-2009 20:03

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Shift happens

Jreed129 14-01-2009 20:04

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One of our students broke his glasses the other day and during dinner the following conversation occured:

Student 1: Why are your glasses taped?
Student with Broken Glasses: Well I feel that becasue I am on a robotics team I should take geek to a new level. I am going to start where tape on my glasses and a pocket prot........
Student 2: THEY ARE BROKEN

He is still walking around with tape on his glasses:cool:

MAD skills 14-01-2009 20:39

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dragonrulr288 (Post 800813)
*team is sitting in annother room when we hear one of our mentors scream, and it sounded like he had been ran over*
me, running into roon- "are you ok Dr. Evil?!?!?!"
*Dr. Evil is freaking out*
Dr. Evil- "OUR ROBOT MOVED OUR ROBOT MOVED!!!!"
*looks down to see the robot moved an inch or so*


*in a meeting really early in the morning, everyone still half asleep*
mentor, too excited- "are we ganna win?!?!?!"
us - "yeah..."
mentor - "we are ganna rock, right?"
us - "yeah..."
mentor- "are we ganna die?"
us- "yeah... HEY WAIT!!!!"


WAIT I FORGOT SOME!!!

*wiring with one of our mentors*
mentor- "hey eric, go grab me some females!"
*eric grabs me and marie and brings us over*
mentor- "No! females as in electrical connections!"
*eric leaves and comes back*
eric- "whats the difference between male and female?" (as in the electrical connections)
mentor- "have you ever gotten THE TALK?



Nice... :eek:

MAD skills 14-01-2009 20:43

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"be carefull of this machine... we like to call it... The Meat Grinder."
long story.

islandboy936 14-01-2009 21:05

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Kyle: How long is it?
Jory: Long enough to fit the other hole.
Peter(prude): That's what she said!

Karibou 14-01-2009 22:04

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Mentor: "Constraints are never important"

GregW11 14-01-2009 22:08

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*insane maniacal laughter when the wireless router talked to the bridge properly and downloaded code*

Then there's the classic "IT'S ALIVE!!!!" when the motors worked.

gorrilla 14-01-2009 22:13

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student- "what would hapen, if the wheel got stuck when the balls went through and the whole motor and everything stopped spinning"?
me-"fire would happen"

MAD skills 14-01-2009 23:17

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GregW11 (Post 801160)
*insane maniacal laughter when the wireless router talked to the bridge properly and downloaded code*

Then there's the classic "IT'S ALIVE!!!!" when the motors worked.

uh huh. basiclyy the same here. here is one i just heard---

Mentor in Office, talking to student w/ headache: "well, im not authorized to give you any, but if you stole it..."

MAD skills 14-01-2009 23:22

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ok- i am sitting here on the comutor now and the captain and a mentor start cackling like evil dudes.
Me: "what was that?"
them: (crack up laughing)
Me: i dont get it.
them: (laughing even harder)

ISGOI Howie 15-01-2009 15:51

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size does matter as long as its followed by something horrendously stupid

Jreed129 15-01-2009 18:53

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Our animation team was talking about hair.....(odd enough)

Student 1: Wait you can get your head as bald as the mentors?
Student 2: Yeah, you go the hair place they shave it with out a gaurd and tehn you go home and shave it with the razor you shave your face with.
Student 1: Wait you can get the same reflectivity too?
Student 2: Oh you mean shine
Student 1: Yes, reflectivity must be set to 1.0 and glossiness must be set at 1.0 also

Joe Schornak 15-01-2009 22:00

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*while trying to test our robot chassis, we encountered several programming, wiring, and wireless errors, resulting in our originally only being able to run one jaguar*
"Well... Hooray for one-wheel drive!"

Chris/Fish 16-01-2009 14:01

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"What are you using duct tape for?"
"To hold the zip ties in place"

ras103 17-01-2009 10:01

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While making hot chocolate......
"Here pour some milk in it!"
she pours the milk.... just before he goes to drink it she decides to check the expiration date
"WAIT! don't drink that! the milk is bad!"
once she checked the expiration date she realized it expired 3 weeks ago
"sorry I tried to poision you!" :yikes:
"What you tried to poision him!??!" person who walks in a minute later:ahh:
"Don't worry we'll make you a new one!"

Sincrum 17-01-2009 12:57

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I walked into the room where my friends were drawing in inventor. As I walk in I shout "Run, Immigration!" My friends freaked out, one ducked under a table the other two ran off in different directions.

Renee Becker-Blau 17-01-2009 13:03

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"I'm learning structural engineering stuff.... I'M UNDER GOING STRESS!" - KT

"We build robots because they build us." - Katie Hall

(talking about duck tape) "Every team needs a little ducktape, but as the team grows each year we need a little less." -LL

Jreed129 17-01-2009 13:10

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Littleswimmer14 (Post 802447)
"We build robots because they build us." - Katie Hall

We had one similar quote:

"In Soviet Russia, robot builds YOU!!"

ras103 17-01-2009 13:17

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While making hot chocolate......
"Here pour some milk in it!"
she pours the milk.... just before he goes to drink it she decides to check the expiration date
"WAIT! don't drink that! the milk is bad!"
once she checked the expiration date she realized it expired 3 weeks ago
"sorry I tried to poision you!"
"What you tried to poision him!??!" person who walks in a minute later
"Don't worry we'll make you a new one!"


Later on......




After cleaning up from the hot chocolate and putting the milk away...
Student 1: "Hey guys, the milk is leaking!"
I go in the back room to see and it's all over the floor. a few of us went to get paper towels and start to clean it up.
Student 1: "I think it just wanted to see ____"(person in back room, also same person who was almost "poisioned" by the other expired milk)
Student 2: "____ Are you having an affair with the milk?":ahh:
hahahahahah o the joys of build season! :D

Chath Maral 17-01-2009 13:25

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*Having a discussion about DND vs WoW*
our supervisor butts in- "Does that have to do with electrical?"
Me- "Well, not unless you roll high on Chain Lightning!"

Hehe:yikes:

dragonrulr288 17-01-2009 23:54

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(adam)"what are you talking about?"
(me)"deine mutti" ['your mom' in german]
*uncontrollable laughing from the German speakers*

Azure Kite 18-01-2009 03:44

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"The FIRST people said my driving was awesome. If only they knew that the whole robot was built by like, three people... I think they'd be more surprised."

phencer42 18-01-2009 12:36

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"Hey, let's put this Mt. Dew in the microwave!"

*After Experiment*

"Hey, that was pretty good." :yikes:
"It's like brew the dew!"

Karibou 18-01-2009 12:39

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
(all of the quotes found below occurred over the span of two days in the shop)

Student *shoves teammate into the design room*: "Let's stick you in there with the design geeks!"
Student being shoved *retaliation*: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THEY SPEAK ITALIAN AND RUN LONG DISTANCES!"

Student (discussing what TNT is made of): "Tiny Nitrogenous Turtles!"

Student: "It's a piece of junk"
Other Student: "Until further notice"

Mentor: "She's going over there to take it off"

Student: "...the safety pin..."
Mentor: "Safety pins - perfect for holding up your dirty diapers!"
Student: "I wouldn't use a 1/4 inch safety pin to hold up your dirty diapers..."
Mentor: "Kara's writing, I'd stop talking"
Mark: "At least she grants us some form of anonymity online"

Student: "AGH, something that starts with F!!!!"
Other student: "Firetruck"

Mark: "You know, that should go on CD - Oh wait, it already is"
Me: "STALKER!!!"

Me: "No, nevermind, you can go now"
Mentor: "No, I'm just going to talk in your ear to irritate you"

Me: "EVERYTHING that I write down goes on CD"
Mark: "Oh crap"

Student: "I feel like muttering...and sexual..."
Mentor: "We don't need to know where you're going with this"

Mentor: "He's been dead for three years"
Student who has been "dead for three years": yeah...
Mentor: "But he's been stupid for longer"
Fortunately, I was the only one who heard that last comment.

MORE TO COME

1708xMr.Roboto 18-01-2009 13:51

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"Umm... Guy's don't we need a crate"
"Oh Shoot.."

Footie 18-01-2009 14:00

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"Ok, the practice chassis needs 60 extra pounds to simulate having more than just a frame and wheels. What can we use?"
5 minutes later a iMac is zip tied to the chassis.

"A:What...? I cut this sheet metal and it got longer by 1/8in...
B: Well, cut it again."

"Gojo cleans your hands by taking the top layer of skin and ripping it off."

"Me: Asa, why are you taking apart the drive train again?
Asa: becuase I broke it last time I took it apart"
(he took it apart 12 more times)

"You guys gotta see this, this is awesome. It will blow your minds, it is that cool. OH GOD NO! IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT! AHHH!!! MAKE IT STOP!... uh... I'll buy you some new pants, ok dude."

"Tap that (followed by snickering)"

"OMG, robotics it driving me bolts.... ...er, nuts... I need to sleep."

Mikesername 18-01-2009 14:04

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Tried to post these earlier but kept getting an error so sorry if this is a double (or triple) post:

"Things will go wrong" "That should be our team motto..."

[I walked into a room carrying our team laptop, and knew that someone was going to ask this question]:
Teacher: Is that the laptop?
Me: No, this is the bomb.

"To-do list: program something." (This was on our whiteboard for about 3 meetings, each time getting underlined one more time)

"So why can't you touch both ends of the battery?" "Because if you do, your arms complete the circuit, and it goes through your heart and you die." "oh."



Can't think of too many right now... but I will later :P

Karibou 18-01-2009 21:41

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Mentor (to student): "I need you to kick Ian's ***" *Ian runs. Student picks up chair and runs after him*

Student: "So, what would you like me to do?"
Mentor: "Well, first, I would have liked you to not have done that so quickly"

Student: "You know you're addicted to robotics when--"
Other student *playing pinball on the computer*: "YES! HIGH SCORE!"

Student: "It's saying 'Screw you Kara, don't constrain me!'"

Student: "WHEEEEEEE, that was easy!"

Student *oooo-ing and ahhh-ing at a pair of shiny, expensive calipers, after yelling at me for calling them sexy*: "I hate to say this, but DANG, these are hot!"

Mentor: "We do trannies"

Mark: "For shiggles!"

Mentor (watching one student hit another with a piece of something): "So now, the question is, who's hitting on who?"
Me: "In what sense?"
Mentor: "Hmm...good question"

Student: "ZIPTIESSSSSSS!"

Student (to others): "Let's do a conga line to the other room!"
And then they actually did it.

Student: "Huzzah for acceleromet--oh crap, it broke."


...
I need to stop writing down quotes...no, maybe not...maybe I should just keep quoting Mark to annoy him xD (KIDS: Mentors should not be annoyed unless it is for a very very very very very very VERY good reason, few of which exist.)

Kal-c 19-01-2009 03:42

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"Robotics is not just a club, robotics is a lifestyle. Robotics means giving up everything else you want to do in your life and committing every single second awake to it. It means eating, sleeping, and dreaming about robots."

Andy L 19-01-2009 04:10

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My favorite thing so far this season is we have a table that one of the teachers at our school doesn't like us putting things on. He decided to write a sign saying "DO NOT PUT ANYTHING ON THIS TABLE". It's in a convenient spot next to our hand mill/lathe. I now have four pictures of just random things on the table people put there just instinctively and he just put the sign up last week. I'm looking forward to showing him all the pictures at the end of the season

dragonrulr288 19-01-2009 18:02

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*a student calles for a mentor, with me holding a wire*
me- "Dang, where are the strippers when you need one?"
*Mentor enters*
mentor- "Someone call for me?"
*uncontrollable laughter*

morg102 19-01-2009 20:08

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$@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$@# Eric

nevereverregret 19-01-2009 20:16

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Days #1
"My boxers are red!" (Alex)
"Mine too" (Hartman)
"haha... so are mine... see"- (Matt- Mentor)

Day #2 (the day after)

"My boxers are blue!"-(Alex)
"Mine too"- (Chris)
"haha... so are mine"-(Matt- Mentor)

guys you need to stop wearing the same color boxers

THE BIRDBEARMAN 19-01-2009 20:28

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me - dont use labview's integral formula, it just does crappy riemann sums
Pat - yea like n = 5

freaky_dork88 19-01-2009 21:14

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mentor: well when we drive it
student:how are we going to fit in the robot????
hysteric laughter

freaky_dork88 19-01-2009 21:29

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"hey guys let's take a trip to the back of the conex" referring to the convienent store down the road and no one ever notices that we left

RyanB 19-01-2009 22:09

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"Get the radio out of the chains and put the robot in program mode."

"You have been walrus'd"

??????????
"lets go do make robot"

The Megan 2207 19-01-2009 22:20

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While eating lunch:
"Ahh!"
"What?"
"I got pizza in my eye!"
"How did you manage THAT? ...You're even wearing SAFETY GLASSES!"

spc295 20-01-2009 03:22

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said by a kid steel wooling the burnt part off our welds
"does steel wool come from metal sheep?":D

ZakuAce 20-01-2009 12:07

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jreed129 (Post 802452)
We had one similar quote:

"In Soviet Russia, robot builds YOU!!"

See my user title :)

morg102 20-01-2009 12:27

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
Dam.nit Eric!!!!

Whys it going is it turn when i got stright?
(day later)
Becouse the moters face opisit
(2 sec later)
(read first quote)

techsupport07 20-01-2009 13:00

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
Some of our most famous quotes:

"Workin' on it!"
"Who brought the food tonight?"
"What food did they bring tonight?"
"Moist Towlette?"
"Way to go Barz!"

PowerOfKings 20-01-2009 16:52

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me- "where's our wheel"

other student- "it's in the sky and it keeps on turning"

Libby K 20-01-2009 20:01

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Back story: We work in a team member's garage, and since it's 30ish degrees here (if we're lucky), we use propane heaters to keep ourselves from freezing to death. Unfortunately, these are REALLY hot when you get close.

I came in late to a meeting once after school, and all I hear is "Don't let the smoke into the house!!!!"

"Guys, what happened? What lit on fire?"
"Libby, it's not a fire per se...it's a contained, smoldering garbage can!"

Note: All was fine- a bag of chips got too close to the heater, and when it got hot the student holding it threw it in the trash in fear...setting the paper towels in the trashcan aflame. If your team is in a similar situation as we are, please be careful around heaters. Fire is bad.

rjamesjr 20-01-2009 22:32

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"Lets reinforce the duct tape with more duct tape"

JDeCola 21-01-2009 10:10

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"I Think I Saved It Right This Time...." --Me RE:Webpage

"I Hate C++!", "Well you hurt it's feelings."

Copper Bot 21-01-2009 12:37

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Mentor (me) - "It's okay - I'm retarded"

After failing at English and general thinking so many times and being corrected by the students, it's become my motto.

Jreed129 21-01-2009 16:03

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our animation team is the joking group on our team and we love to use parts of 3ds max to insult people:

"YOUR MOM IS A DEFAULT SCANLINE RENDER!!!"

our animation team is also very helpfull toward eachother with our work in max

"What are you failing at? and how can I help?"

ZakuAce 21-01-2009 17:49

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"OH MY GOD YES YES IT WORKS! DO YOU SEE THAT IT WORKS?! IT WOOOOOORRRRRRKKKKKKSSSSSS!!!!!"

Our lead programmer when, after 5 days of trying to figure out what is going on, made the Axis camera work by using the orange wire. Yep, 5 days of time wasted because they were using the wrong wire.

It was quite the sight.

"Hand me the things so I can put these watchamacallit on the robot. I need a thingie too."

Translation: Hand me the nuts and bolts so I can attach the gearbox to the kitbot. I need a wrench, too.

"Are those huge speakers on the robot?"
"No, they are weights that go on barbells."

"The organization team sure cleaned and organized the tool area nicely. Now if only one of them were here and could tell me where the wrenches are."

ras103 21-01-2009 19:37

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The animators and PR/Marketing kids share a room and one of the animators is a computer genius. He knows EVERYTHING there is to know. And he does the website for the team.
Today one of the team members little sister was working with us, although she isn't on the team she might as well be she's here enough... but anyways. on the website he took everything down at about 4 and wrote, "Kelly broke it! :(" after about twenty minutes he fixed it again. then at about 5 he changed it too "I broke it again ~~Kelly."
Besides telling the world Kelly broke it, he also enjoys insulting most of us on a regular basis, in his spare time.
"Your epically failed, again??"
hahahah o goodness

sPod 21-01-2009 19:58

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"A LAZER?!"

A chain started and went through the whole room where everyone said it

"Not those strippers; the good ones!"

Said by Patrick

NorviewsVeteran 21-01-2009 20:05

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Being the lead driver, the programmers dragged me away from the shop just long enough to ask me how I think the controller should be set up...
"I'm thinking this is the left side, that's the right... ...and this is throw grenade, and this is reload."

dragonrulr288 21-01-2009 21:50

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student(freshman)- "Genious! lets let our PROGRAMMERS BUILD our robot!"

Doctorwho 22-01-2009 08:49

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While at dinner:

"Yes but I have a swordfish and it swims at 70 MPH"

The Megan 2207 22-01-2009 15:16

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Programmers trying to understand girls + mentor who doesn't want to waste time with this nonsense = "I'm not gonna LabVIEW up a female for you!"

Students: We've been analyzing it a bit too much.
Mentor: They've gone into analysis paralysis!

dragonrulr288 22-01-2009 15:45

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*looking at a DS during dinner*
"oh yeah? well my Blissy (a pokemon) is beastly!"

Darkcrosbone 24-01-2009 16:52

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Smoke = Hardware problem
Nothing = Software problem
Still Nothing = Check the on/off swich

demosthenes2k8 24-01-2009 17:25

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"We're the least nerdy nerds."

Chris/Fish 24-01-2009 17:37

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-"Hey, where'd the floor go?"

-"the floor is named Zillah."

-"There's this guy at NI who explained our code for us. [...] We should upload our new code, so he can explain that, too"

-"So, when are we quitting?" "5:00"--said at 5:30.

Azure Kite 24-01-2009 18:51

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A: "Oh no, the wood split!"
B: "Tape! Tape!...ZIPTIES! ZIPTIES!"

NorviewsVeteran 24-01-2009 22:51

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A (just cut 8020 with chopsaw, handing it to B to drill it)
B: Oh, its still warm.
A: Thats what she said
B (and everyone else): ...
A: ...Right...after...she took the cake out of the oven...

ubermeister 24-01-2009 23:28

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Freshman [looking at a schematic diagram I was designing]: Woah, is that LabVIEW?

Burmeister #279 25-01-2009 01:27

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Programming/Website Mentor: Did you just delete the main teleop loop?
Me: Mhmm...
PWM[totally unintentional acronym]: Why?
Me: I like using the control-z function?

[later]

PWM: workin?
me: I? yes, It? not so much.

[edit] oh and my favorite from early on:
Everyone: Does it drive?
Me: Of course it does
Everyone: Wanna show us?
Me: Maybe sometime next month...

The Megan 2207 25-01-2009 01:30

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The programming team was LabVIEWing some blinky lights for practice...
Me: Our blinky light is having seizures.
Mentor: Good.

"I'm trying something new. If it works, I'll tell you what I did."

Lactose-intolerant student eating cheese pizza: I figure the worst that can happen is crippling pain.
(Note: this was a sarcastic response. She was asked if she had taken her lactase pills before eating cheese.)

Burmeister #279 25-01-2009 02:35

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Mentor: Put the energy chain down!
Freshman: *sarcastically* but i'm not allowed to have coffee or mountain dew....
everyone:*facepalm*

my dad works for igus =P 6 feet of 4" wide energy chain is quite fun.

Gnome Meister 25-01-2009 02:38

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"What we aren't playing Quake.";)

Herodotus 25-01-2009 03:17

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Me: Hey, come over here.
Student: Hold on, my ADD is distracting me.

Edit: Also, I said this while working with a student.

Me: So, we can use this to measure things accurately (I forget the name of said device, it's like a scale with a sharp bit on it for marking lines in layout fluid.) I think it's in 32nds of an inch.

*We mark the line and double check it... it's off*

Me: Uh, maybe I'm wrong here. Maybe it's in 64th.

*I count the lines, since it's not labeled*

Me:40ths? What the hell? Why is this in 40ths of an inch?

FriedLiver 25-01-2009 03:29

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I'm sure a lot of people get this classic statement in brainstorming.

Something along the lines of:

Someone suggesting a crazy idea
- Hey! We can (move it/do it/lift that/etc...) here _____ with a thingy over here and another thingy there.
- So what exactly is this thingy you have in mind
- I don't know I thought you might


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