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ZakuAce 05-02-2009 22:03

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We were building a trailer today, and it was just me and a junior. We got into some pretty dumb coversations.

Me: "We're making lots of wood chips."
Him: "Chips? like Sun Chips? Maybe this is how they make them."

Me: "My hands are so full of sawdust. At least when I eat I'll get plenty of fiber."
Him: "You'll be constipated tomorrow."

Me: "Clamp it down."
Him: "Fine, gosh."
Me: "Don't argue, its time to climpity-clamp that clamping piece of clamp to the drill press. CLAMP!"

Me: "Meow go get the pvc meow, cut it to the right lengths, and don't screw up. Meow go."
Him: "Stop with the supertroopers references."

Karibou 05-02-2009 22:20

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Student: "He's doing what all engineers do - *other student joins in* Mosey on down to the break room, get a cookie, mosey back to the cubicle, eat the cookie, mosey--"
Engineering Mentor (works for GM): "Haven't you read the newspaper? We cut the cookies"

pyr0b0y 05-02-2009 22:32

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when we were on the conference call waiting for the chairman to log in on the call.....

"the chairman is 5 mins late!"

...half an hour later

"wheres the chairman???"

45 mins later....

"7pm EST!...OH $%@!"

Paul11 05-02-2009 23:27

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"This is what happens when we let programmers into the shop."

Our lead programmer started to play with all of the 80/20 pieces.:D

Betty_Krocker 06-02-2009 07:25

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"...where did I put my car...?"

"...thats not supposed to work..."

kamikazi521 06-02-2009 08:16

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LTD-"FUDGE MONKEYS!!!"


LTD-"What happened to the robot?!?!"
me-"I didnt do it"
LTD-"LIES!!!!"
me-"ok i did do it. but lets blame the programers"
LTD-"Sounds good to me"

royalpl 06-02-2009 09:28

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"Peter are your pants calling people again?"
"What oh yeah."
"He cant help it if is paants are social"
"My pants like you kyle."

sgreco 06-02-2009 09:53

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This may be hard for some people to undestand, but we have a big tiger head in our lab.

So I said "geez I never realized how big this tiger is"
And the other kid said "It's not as big as the Jaguar"

Astrokid248 06-02-2009 14:09

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While trying to open one of those breaker panel doors:
Senior: "Did you just break it?"
me: "No. It still works."
Senior: "What did you do?"
me: "I think I knocked the plastic piece down."
Senior: "You broke it!"
me: "It still works. See, you can use that metal piece instead!"
Needless to say, he didn't like that.

GillSt.Bernards 06-02-2009 15:12

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"It's pretty sad that all we need to get people to come to the meetings during lunch are Amanda's famous white chocolate peppermint bark and power tools."

Doctorwho 06-02-2009 15:14

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When we started on the chassis:

INTEGRATION TEAM ASSEMBLE!

Sincrum 06-02-2009 15:57

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OOOOOOOOOOOOO pretty light!

While watching someone practice tack welding aluminum

teshazman 06-02-2009 17:03

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As I was getting random assorted parts off the floor, X looked in my hand.
"You're a true man." He said.
"Huh?" was my blank reply.
He pointed to my handful of parts.
"You screw, nut, and bolt."

teshazman 06-02-2009 17:08

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As we were assembling our brain, X got impatient with the wires.
"Just stick it in there, whats the worst that could happen?"

When one of our programmers was putting together part of our bot, he was trying to get a nut on the screw. He couldn't do it, so he says,
"Guys this is way to hard to do by hand. Get me a nutdriver."

Gnome Meister 06-02-2009 18:57

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Refers to my signature.

dragonrulr288 06-02-2009 20:08

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Me to a kid who was really getting on my nerves
"I REALLY want to punch you. like you don't know"
*goes to swing arm*
"Must resist... But its so tempting.. NO!"
*everyone stares*

*Me again, talking while drilling holes in a piece of metal, loud noises emit from drill, hard to hear*
Me- "I think I am going to make cookies for you guys tommorow..."
*from the other roo,, a kid runs in*
"COOKIES?!?!?!

16MentalTempest 06-02-2009 20:21

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From a sophomore to a senior:

"No ____, I'm not going tighten your nuts!"

*Everyone facepalms*

ikhana870 07-02-2009 00:08

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"Is solder conductive?"

caffino54 07-02-2009 01:00

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'our robot sucks balls'

B.Collette 07-02-2009 10:13

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Poon: "There are a lot of robots here..."
Jeff: "Yeah they've been here since the beginning, they won the first chairman's award"
Poon: <looking around> "Ooooooo they were her when the founders were here"

Note: Yes Poon is his real name.

/brian

NorviewsVeteran 07-02-2009 10:17

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Over texts because I slept in till 9:30

Cameryn: Lazy buttmunch! Get up! Rick's Here by himself. Working on the robot. Unsupervised.
Me: crap
Cameryn: HURRY!

banannaman20 07-02-2009 12:40

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"Keep ure Rod of Todd away from my Walls of Balls" "Thats what she said"

mraslan 07-02-2009 12:47

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do'ght
and stop dont ride that kitbot scooter

AlexD744 07-02-2009 15:34

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"hey we should write a song about our team...dun dun dun sharks are cool, sharks are fun, don't get bitten in the sun. only swim, at night, because that is when they sleep tight. their smiles are creepy, oh i dont know"

FatBabyJezus 07-02-2009 17:06

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"FOR ALLAH!!!!!"
jihad durka durka.

Azure Kite 07-02-2009 17:50

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"Just wait, the board's gonna crack, and we have to do this ALL OVER AGAIN."

Karibou 07-02-2009 18:37

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 16MentalTempest (Post 815606)
From a sophomore to a senior:

xD
Those conversations always make for some interesting moments...speaking from experience :cool:

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Mark (to me): "Have you finished marking that?"
Mentor: "She doesn't mark things, she Kara's things."
Heh. Failjoke.

germanystudent 07-02-2009 19:00

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upon buying more grease for the gearbox:
chris: that stuff smells like an old moose. give you a dollar if you lick it!
me:well it does kinda look like jolly rancher...
nick: old moose jolly ranchers? what are you guys talking about?

ZakuAce 07-02-2009 20:01

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"Measure 5 times, cut three times, then cry because you still screwed up."

"Ow! Drilling into a steel bar throws up hot shards of steel."

Cliff: "Is that hot glue hot?"
Andy: "Probably."
Cliff: "OW! THATS HOT!"
*facepalm*

Don't let programmers touch anything but electronics.

NorviewsVeteran 07-02-2009 20:24

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Mr. C- "I love it. I more than like it, i LOVE it."
Me- "I'm telling your wife."
Mr. C- "Would she be jealous of a robotics solution? She might be..."

iTHOS=awesome 08-02-2009 16:42

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"If it doesn't work this time we go to plan B"
"Plan B? We are on at least plan YZ69 by now."

"I know, all we need is a small enough freshman to sit inside the frame and throw balls from inside ... no one will ever know."
"But we don't have any freshmen on the team ..."
*looks over at a Sophomore* "How much do you weight?"

"Alright, all we need is a spotlight, and a powerful enough magnifying glass to amplify the power of the light enough to melt the other robots to the regolith, it's totally legal; didn't see anything that said it wasn't."

lingomaniac88 08-02-2009 16:54

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"The real challenge this year is being able to work without being blinded by the vision targets."
- One of my advisors (paraphrased)

Creator Mat 08-02-2009 17:04

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Team question: What should we name our Robot.
Team answer: Gladus... (and yes it is still alive)

s0crates 08-02-2009 19:49

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"Why are you stroking my hair with a tape measure?"

suj 08-02-2009 19:55

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hmm... some are "GO IRON EAGLES!" another "Whoever said this game is merely athletics hasn't seen the big picture" by me lol (the athletic thing is because when described to some students and teachers and students they said this competition seems to be based on athletics)

XXShadowXX 08-02-2009 20:12

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"Of course our traction control will work, but i need to streamline it."
"Why?"
"Because right now it's lagging the dual core 2.89 Ghz processor in the laptop, i don't want to know what it will do to the cRIO."

dragonrulr288 08-02-2009 20:16

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Annother freshman, poking me in the side-"Poke.... Poke....Poke..."
Me- "WILL YOU STOP THAT?!!??!?!?!"
Oter freshman joins- "Poke... Poke.. Poke..."
Me- "Ugh! Why bother!?!?!?"

kkay5 09-02-2009 17:43

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"That looks great! There has to be something wrong with it."

Matt: "Where's my stripper?"
Everyone: "It's right in front of you."
Matt: "No, that's the cheap stripper. Where's my good stripper?"

"We should make a sign that says 'CAUTION: Do not put pneumantics suction cup on forehead. Will cause giant circular hickey'"

Bsteckler 09-02-2009 22:02

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*looks at mentor's hand*
Me-What happened to your thumb?
Mentor-This is an objective reminder as to why you don't drink sake and operate a drill press"

XD_bring_it 09-02-2009 23:40

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We are standing around the robot clapping. I though it saw someone'e eyes water. "We finished our robot before ship!" T T

Hellfeier675 09-02-2009 23:51

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"Guys It's So Inconvenient Delphi is Down at 3 am.... Hey I Was Bored Last Night!!!!"


"You're Doing It Wrong"


"Don't Tell Garth We're Doing It This Way"


"If It Isn't Broke Fix It 'Till It Is ...." - *Or Just Put Your Hair In It XD*


"Hand Check!" >.> <.<

techedguy 10-02-2009 02:39

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At around 9PM on a weeknight with only two other team members present, we noticed that the shooter mechanism extended beyond where it could...

Me: "Well as long as we're here this late we might as well do something completely stupid" ...then I went for the SkilSaw.

techedguy 10-02-2009 02:44

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Quote:

Originally Posted by germanystudent (Post 816197)
upon buying more grease for the gearbox:
chris: that stuff smells like an old moose. give you a dollar if you lick it!
me:well it does kinda look like jolly rancher...
nick: old moose jolly ranchers? what are you guys talking about?


Coach (me):
"New rule...Everett's not allowed to taste any more parts of the robot so stop daring him to do it"

Leon Canidae 10-02-2009 09:38

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While looking at the CADD version of our robot.

Me:Well, i'd say it's doing pretty good considering it is apparently held together by either super glue or magic. That and our belts look like carrot sticks.

Team 135 10-02-2009 10:31

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That's what she said.


nuff said

freaky_dork88 10-02-2009 13:01

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programmer: how do i sand it until its smooth???
me: touch it
*takes it back and sands it*
me:touch it now
programmer:ooooooo i got it now

joshsmithers 10-02-2009 14:48

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Myself: "I can't figure out how to attach this..."
Mentor: "How 'bout leather?"
Myself: "Well... I guess that would work.... Do we have any leather?"
Mentor 2: "I have a jacket at home..."
Myself: "Actually, we could just use my leather belt."
Mentor: "That won't be necessary, josh..."
Myself: "C'mon, I'd my drop my pants for science!"

Robert103 10-02-2009 14:53

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Student: So how does this work again?
Mentor: We hunt them down and put our balls in them

Ryan Caldwell 10-02-2009 14:58

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"We need to take some of the rock out of our robot."
"can we keep the and/or roll?"

ikhana870 10-02-2009 17:18

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when asked if she would like to transport the robot or kids to a practice day my mom replied, "I AM DRIVING KIDS! i am willing to endanger the lives of kids but NOT the robot's!"
Mr. Weaver (head mentor)- "wow, this woman has her priorities straight!"

FRC4ME 10-02-2009 18:16

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"Could you hand me the thingie?"
(used by one team member to refer to everything in the lab, yet we always know what she's talking about)

Programmer: "How many speeds do you want on the shooter motor?"
Mentor: "Why, I would like seven and a quarter speeds."

Everyone the moment a programmer walks into the lab: "No, no, no, no, no, no, no..."

3ds Max Animator: "Hey everyone, come check out my awesome static animation."

Student: "Aww, we're too heavy."
Mentor: "Wait a minute - the battery's in! That must weigh like 900 lbs!"

Student 1: "Where are the wire cutters?"
Student 2: "I think they're in the toolbox."
Student 1: "Really? Nothing's ever in the toolbox..."
Student 2: "This is true."

Me my first year drilling a hole with the drill spinning the wrong direction:
"Man, this Lexan is tough!"

We've been spending so much time at the lab recently, we now measure time in hours instead of days, as in:
Mentor: "Which sensor is plugged into this input, again?
Student: "I don't remember; we wired that eleven hours ago!"

Oh, and the platform on which we will mount the camera has officially been named the "peek-a-boo patio"...don't ask...

GGCO 10-02-2009 18:25

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"My code is NEVER wrong!"

- said right before our autonomous mode failed

Our nicknames for the new electronics:
cRIO -> cry-o
Drivers station -> kiwibyte

SXY 10-02-2009 22:22

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me after a fellow team member face planted into our test platform: "oh no! lets make sure there isn't any Joel stuck in the robot."
Joel:" Oh sure, better make sure there's no bits of Joel in the robot, never mind if there's any bits of robot stuck in Joel!"

Hippo7990 10-02-2009 22:31

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the other day Coach was looking for a small belt and he searched for 20 minutes straight, completely turning the room upside down....including the robot. He even walks to the other side the school to use the rest room. hes sitting down and looks at his leg and realizes its wrapped around his leg lol!

cloud_254 10-02-2009 22:44

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This all happened during a tour we gave to kids from local elementary schools.

"Wow...That was really bright..." Kid on welding arc, after forgetting to flip down face shield.

"I don't have a daddy..." Kid after our team leader said the dewalt shifters we use are like the tools in your daddy's garage.

"Why did all the lights go out?" Kid on auto-darkening welding masks.

Finally a conversation about the lead-filled hammer we used to kick trackballs last year...

Smalls: "Yeah...this hammer is pretty heavy, we filled it with lead"
Kid: "Lead?"
S: "Uh...Yeah?"
K:"Lead Lead?"
S:"Yeah, like the element, I didn't really think there was any other kind..."
K :"Like Element 82 Lead?"

(Note: The periodic table memorizing prodigy is also the kid who forget to flip down the visor of his welding mask AFTER RECIEVING EXPLICIT INSTRUCTION)
Kid probably should have learned about the effects of UV rays before the periodic table.

XD_bring_it 11-02-2009 01:49

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"Hey Mike, guess what, Mr. Shinta (club advisor) just banned "thats what she said"!"
(its sexual harrasment guys)

Blue_Mist 11-02-2009 02:08

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So now that we only have 6 days left until the Kickoff, everyone's brains are getting more and more fried. There have definitely been more, but these are a few from our collection...

"Ducks make duck feet." From dinner one night, during a discussion of "real" Chinese food.

"The robot's like a lamprey; it doesn't kill you, just sucks you dry." Tonight, during the first of seven days in a row when we have robotics (until Ship Date).

"How did you measure that?"
"With my favorite geometric theorem,"
"What's that?"
"The Eyeball Theorem..."
Also from tonight.

ZakuAce 11-02-2009 08:13

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Programing Mentor: "Good, it did nothing, like it was supposed to do."
Me: "What did it do last time?"
Mentor: "Crash."

Me: "Ok, time to suck some balls."

insert every ball sucking quote ever HERE

pyr0b0y 11-02-2009 19:02

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Programmer to Max Goodwin (a.k.a. Sunshine!): "Dont let me ever catch you playing with that dongle!"

NewBell 11-02-2009 19:15

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"If it ain't broke, fix it until it is"

BradMello 11-02-2009 22:29

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Biker Larry: I've got some wood in my trunk

khr1stian 11-02-2009 22:46

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almost everyone - "i just lost the game"
:D

Jim_1137 11-02-2009 23:32

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Boom! Like a Puma!

bsieck 12-02-2009 00:26

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*after hearing the programing/electronics team call ourselfs "team efficency"
"team efficency!? you guys are about as efficent as a drunk monkey climbing a greased pole"

ZakuAce 12-02-2009 08:08

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"Lets make ordering pizza into a logic puzzle."

carolynn4848 12-02-2009 10:47

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We had to use a big drill bit (no, I don't remember the size). It was big enough that our mentor won't let us use it. He finished drilling the hole and handed me the drill. He took the drill bit out and held it out to me.
Me- "Don't give me that! I'll go shove it in someone's eye!"
He laughed and put it on the table.
Mentor- "Now, that you can put on CD."

(When ever someone says something really inappropriate, I say "That's going on Chief Delphi." and he says "No, it's not." That's why this is the first quote I've put up this year, although there have been a lot that I've wanted to.)


Edit: The drill bit was 5/8.

Karibou 12-02-2009 12:16

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Quote:

Originally Posted by carolynn4848 (Post 819251)
(When ever someone says something really inappropriate, I say "That's going on Chief Delphi." and he says "No, it's not." That's why this is the first quote I've put up this year, although there have been a lot that I've wanted to.)

Heh...I have the sam problem...


Mark: "This would be a great example of a dragon. It's something we're told exists but we've never seen. It also has a tendency to drag on us"

At a later point in time...
Mentor: "What is our bot at this point?"
Liv: "It's a DRAGON!!!!!"

IndySam 12-02-2009 13:29

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"I wish real life came with copy and paste?" Mat Sinclair

Said while making duplicate parts.

teshazman 12-02-2009 14:47

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I'm not sure if this counts, but i was looking up stuff on chief delphi and i saw this guy with a quote in his signature.

"If you don't stand behind our troops, please feel free to stand in front of them."

Astarties 13-02-2009 01:03

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"SILENCE!!! I'M PNEUMATICSING!!!" - me
"Why doesn't real life have 'Ctrl-F'?" - me
"What doesn't kill you... probably will the second time." - me
"This is a very convenient method, it fits perfectly, we don't have to change any parts. What are we missing? This isn't right." - me

Betty_Krocker 13-02-2009 07:21

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"We are overweight again!"
"Ok so drop those, those and those"
"What will hold it together?"
"Open Inventor and place a constraint!"

GillSt.Bernards 13-02-2009 11:49

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Mentor: "hey, look there are written directions, and pictures

(Kid tells a joke): "That was a joke you know"
Student: "Not really"

PurpleHaze 13-02-2009 12:00

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"Why is that ball stuck?"
"You ziptied it to the robot..."

Its nice when problems have easy solutions.

GillSt.Bernards 13-02-2009 13:03

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Programmer: "I want to adjust the x thingy."
Mentor: "That x thingy has a name, and english word name."
Prorammer: "I know. Can I call it the x thingy though?"

Rick TYler 13-02-2009 13:31

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We have two student geniusprogrammers. One of them is in 9th grade and weighs about 80 pounds.

Q. Is the robot having bad problems?
A. It must be bad. The skinny little kid is working on it.

That was a compliment, actually.

rsegrest 13-02-2009 15:13

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"IT CAME OUT MY NOSE!!"...

Now for the rest of the story...you guys in the north won't know what I'm talking about but down here in south Texas they sell a ton of specialty Mexican seasonings and one is called Tajin (pronounced Ta-heen) (very good on fruit). SO, one of our brilliant team members, in a fit of frustration over parts not working right, dumped about a tablespoon of Tajin in his mouth and then took a BIG swig of Coke...WELL it seems that when Tajin and Coke mix there is a MASSIVE chemical reaction that causes more fizz than you've ever seen in your entire life to form (think Mentos and Diet Coke)...and this occurred in his mouth...he ran for the trashcan, spit everything out and came up for air yelling,..."It came out my nose!!!"...

Astrokid248 13-02-2009 16:46

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A watermain exploded in our facility, so the carpet around the field was wet. Unknowingly, I sat down, soaked my pants, got back up, and went somewhere else. After two guys discover this:
Tom: "Haha. You have a wet butt. You know what? Your name is now WetButt.:
Soloman: "Yeah, that's good, WetButt. We could call her WB."
Me: "Guys..not funny..."
Tom: "Oh wait a minute. Did you poop your pants? Hah, WetButt pooped her pants!"
Soloman: "Jeez, you couldn't even hold it in?"
I started laughing and had to slap them.. and they are seniors!

Karibou 13-02-2009 20:10

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"Are you bigger-izing the hole?"
The hole that we had drilled in a piece of tread was to small, so I was twirling an alan wrench in there to expand it a little more, and a mentor walked up and said that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZakuAce
"Lets make ordering pizza into a logic puzzle."

You know...we actually have one of those on the whiteboard in one of the other clubs that I take part in. It's quite epic.

nevereverregret 13-02-2009 20:29

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"she said".... I cant explain that... I'm the only girl on the team and the guys decided one day to say she said after like everything because they would change what I ment... you kinda had to be there it was actually pretty funny at the time

Jibs 13-02-2009 23:11

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Me: Let me come inside.
Mentor: Thank you!
Me: Huh? Oh I get it...yay we have something for chief delphi!

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A city alderman was given a tour of our program at the school. He asked one of the mentors to describe what the robot did and his response was, "Well, it gobbles up the balls, and cradles them until it spits them out."

Our mentor likes Arnold Schwarzenegger accents too... "Dang git"

nathanww 14-02-2009 01:59

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"I don't think this soldering iron is working"
"John, that's a paper clip"

We now refer to paper clips as "John-solder"

"The robot might oscillate slightly"--said about a second before the robot spun wildly.

"So, theoretically our autonomous works--but keep in mind that it theoretically worked last year and it still destroyed the practice field"

"The relays do not require incremental backups"--me, after one of our electronics people decided to "replace" a spike be putting on a new one and just leaving the original one sitting there

Mish Mooney 14-02-2009 12:52

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So a few other people and I were sitting around the programming table, cause there wasn't really much else to do at the moment, and one of the newbs comes up from down stairs and we ask what he's doing?
Newb: They told me to go get a wrench.
Us: Oh, ok.

a few minutes later the newb walks past in the opposite direction to head back to the group below, holding pliers...

Me: :confused: Those didn't took much like a wrench...
Others: Yeah...they weren't...

a few minutes later the kid comes back hanging his head to get the wrench...
and walks past again with something else...still not a wrench...

alectronic 14-02-2009 13:29

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by teshazman (Post 819381)
I'm not sure if this counts, but i was looking up stuff on chief delphi and i saw this guy with a quote in his signature.

"If you don't stand behind our troops, please feel free to stand in front of them."

I dont think that counts, it was not a build season quote. This is probably not the place for it. Good quote though.

charmed862 14-02-2009 13:31

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
I'll compact your RIO, thats our team motto, gotta love it.

alectronic 14-02-2009 13:31

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ZakuAce (Post 819173)
"Lets make ordering pizza into a logic puzzle."

It has gotten to the point now that when we call our local Dominos, they answer the phone and say "Is this that robotics club again?" and usually guess our order!!

majuju 14-02-2009 13:52

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
"Remember, if your in there for a while, keep the feces in ONE corner, and not all over." (while someone was locked in the crate hehe) :D

"Go get the Liquid Nazis!" (liquid nails...)

"Boraas isnt THAT much of a crazy lunatic..."

"That what she said..." (a billion times) :yikes:

"Today, we shall teach the robot to feel love."

"Epic fail."

"T.F.R."

"Wait, THATS what '<3' means???" :eek:

"Oh my god! Get that out of your nose!" :ahh:

"I soo think 'Eye of the Tiger should be our theme song."

"That's a stupid quote."

Im sure we had a lot more but my memory isnt too great. Sowwie. :)

The Megan 2207 14-02-2009 17:26

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
Our team members brought in a ton of food today because it's Valentine's Day.

"Valentine's Day tastes good."

"It's Valentine's Day- robotics style!"
"No, more like Valentine's Day- diabetes style!"


"Are you a cannibal?"
"No... I'm a huggable!"

BEEKMAN 14-02-2009 17:27

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
Me: "Where are the strippers?"
Kristen: "Pat has them"
Me: "PAT, WHERE ARE THE STRIPPERS???"
Pat: "In my car"
Me: "The good ones"
Pat: "Well, I don't take the bad ones home....."

"Here you go, a butt connector, you and your little friend can use them"

"$@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$@# we got a bad pot from radio shack, you really gotta be careful when buying pot"

ZakuAce 14-02-2009 17:35

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
"I think we're at the point where we find everything funny."
"That's what she said!"
everyone laughs*

dragonrulr288 14-02-2009 17:44

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
Student-"That tickles!!!!"
*I struggle to not say anything*
Diffrent Student-"Thats what she said!!!!"

phencer42 14-02-2009 17:56

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
"We're agnorrant"
"Do you mean ignorant?"
"No, agnorrant."
"Arrogant?"
"That's the one!"

cookiemonster 14-02-2009 18:05

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
"We've just built a really expensive vacuum cleaner."

"That's a loud little beastie."

Machinewomen 14-02-2009 21:05

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
One Student on safety glasses
They are not forehead protectors, they are not chin protectors, they are eye protectors.
Another student in response
Are you sure they are not pocket protectors? *puts safety glasses in pocket after drilling*

FRC4ME 14-02-2009 21:59

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
While we were bench testing the control system:

Mentor 1: Okay, now flip the disabled switch.
<Mentor 2 reaches for teleop/auto switch>
Mentor 1: No!
<Mentor 2 flips teleop/auto switch>
Everyone in unison: Aww...
Mentor 1: Reboot it...

It was then we realized how much of an issue the drive station's long bootup time was going to be.

germanystudent 14-02-2009 23:22

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
"i tell you i've tasted 80% of that robot and the rollers are the best part!"

Zach Herbst 14-02-2009 23:29

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
"That looks pretty sexy."

"NO COMMS! NO COMMS!"

shaggy0928 15-02-2009 01:18

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
teacher after drilling over the uncovered cRIO "Sorry, guys I got more aluminum in the cRIO...........................*starts to sing* oops I did it again"
Bad aluminum and crio parodies of britney spears ensue

also

same teacher - "Why has everyone been whistling the melody from Funky Town all night?"
Student- "wait, what, I though we were whistling Sunshine of Your Love"

ZakuAce 15-02-2009 01:25

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
Me: "It's past 11PM, we're almost done with the robot, you better finish that cart soon because we're leaving when the robot is done."
Andy: "Nope, I'm staying until this is done. As long as it takes."
Me: "Okay, but I better not find you here tomorrow morning passed out on the floor with tools in your hands. ESPECIALLY if it is a welder."

Herodotus 15-02-2009 02:16

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
Me: It looks like we are actually getting somewhere now.
Other Mentor: You're delusional.

ctorloey 15-02-2009 10:56

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
Mentor to programmer: So what are you programming the robot to do now?
Programmer: The most EVIL kind of good there is.


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