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"How can we trust you to build a robot when you cant put together your own chair?"
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do you want me to hit you with these cups again?
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Mechanical captain: Don't make me hug you, [mentor's name]!
Mentor: Oh, dear God, don't do that! |
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"Wiki Wiki" - faster faster in Hawaiian - mentor
"it's programming's fault" - team motto "pulling a gus" doing something dangerous or foolhardy, first done by the aforementioned "sherwynn" - the new gus, when ever there's screw up we call out his name even when it's not his fault "there is nothing time and money can't fix" -evil mentor "thats unfortunate" - Tom Dix R.I.P. There's oodles more but that's for now. |
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I had a good one last night, but I forgot it. I need to remember to have a pen in hand at all times.
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All of these quotes are unfunny, and useless.
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In FIRST, we KISS.
(Keep It Simple, Stupid) |
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<calls his programmers over to the computer>
"Hey look guys! I've got the 2010th reply! :D " |
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"KISS it!"
Reminding our mentors to keep our plans simple. |
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Doug: hey theres a part called the 'ball nut part'
Kyle: the what?! Doug: ball nut part Kyle: hahaha!!!! Ross: the what? Doug: Ball nut part Ross: eh-eh-ehe David: what? Doug: ball nut part David: haha!!! Doug: who ever knew they had so creative names!!!!!! (there was more then likely more that asked) [LATER] (when mech person was describing kicking mechinsim to cad person) Kyle: okay im stupid lets move on. |
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Me(Driver): Hey Corey, here is a picture of my failing at being a human player
Tim(Human Player): Yeah I didn't do so hot driving that day Corey(Mentor): See that's why Tim handles the balls and Sanchez handles the sticks We all laugh will post more later on.... only week two, still got along way to go |
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Game field construction meeting today, here are a few quotes for you, the other students are CADing, and since I don't know the software, I get to do this instead!
1) Lead Mentor: 12+17+17 other mentor: 41! student: 36! other student: 46... [the right answer... finally...] 2) Student #3 to another student: Are you having a 'moment?' 3) Mentor to schoolteacher: you should just give the kids your password! 4) Student #3: It's the language of dimension...ing... 5) Lead mentor: Oh well... It's taxpayers' money! 6) Student #3:[posting on blog] Tonight... we thought about stuff... o.k... done... 7) Lead mentor: no skill saws were harmed in the making of this tunnel 8) Me: 6 is such a boring number... student: unles you multiply it by three... and by that, I mean add two more sixes... after that first six... ----- Student #3's count of the word 'stuff': 9 |
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Whenever we have safety lesson:
"The band saw was originally created to chop meat. Do you know what you are? Meat!" "Look! A distraction!" (after I had written 'a distraction' on the whiteboard). |
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Woah! samosas!
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The crio is rated to 50 g, but the cartriges are only rated to 5 g
my iPhone is only 3g |
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Don't worry, it just that my brain is mostly dead.
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Member of the Team: " So what did we work on yesterday? "
Me ( Team Capitan ) : " Oh, we got the frame finished, and a prototype drive train working. " Member of the Team: " Oh sweet! What does it do? " Me: " It climbs the hump and strafes it. " Member of the Team : *Cracks up laughing* ~ Me: " I am FIRST, and so can you! " |
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"Do you know what happens when you eat NetBeans? You get eFarts!"-our Mentor Kevin
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"Stop Looking I Found It"
"Wait Before You Cut That"(after you already cut it) |
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Usually everyone on my team just shouts left4dead quotes all the time
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"So how are we mounting that? Because, as you have it drawn, that piston is floating in midair."
-Me, on a prototype drawing Programmer: "So where are we mounting the laser?" Me: "Three feet above the frame, mounted on the antigravity platform." Programmer: "Very funny, no seriously, where is it going to go?" Me: "You're talking about the IR aren't you?" Programmer: "Oh yeah, so that's what it's called..." "It's really funny when your face twitches like that." -Fellow design team member, on my compulsive twitches of frustration. |
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Steven: I have returned
Shane: That's what Jesus said |
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"Believe it or not, i think that we actually made negative progress today."
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At kicker prototype operating trials:
"Now I get why the guys in the videos were cheering. It works!" |
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We were eating pizza and a mentor and I were discussing whether pepperoni was made of pig, cow, or both (it's usually both, by the way). Another mentor joined the conversation:
Mentor 2:What are you doing? Me: We're discussing whether this is made of pig or cow. Mentor 2 (shoving a slice of meat-lovers' pizza in his mouth): Who cares? It's really freakin' good! |
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"We must have over 100 clamps here"
"..I love clamp" |
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The teams coach and I were having a discussion with a couple students. One was a little out of it. We were talking about our Aim High robot that we cheese holed.
"We need more cheeze-its?!" "....ok?" |
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We were working on the circuitry (i.e. connecting wires to the power distribution board) when one of the guys looked at one of the wires and said:
"Wait. How'd that get there?!" |
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Today we began working on the CAN interface...
"CAN we fix it?" "Yes we CAN!" "You guys need a CAN opener?" "Guess what the serial-to-CAN interface is called: The 2CAN." "The CAN isn't working? Well how unCANny!" "CAN we stop these stupid jokes now?" "No, I don't think we CAN." "CAN it you guys..." |
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Ryan: WOOT My computer just died......It is the blue screen of death!!!!!
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One of my all time favorite quotes that seems to come up every year,
"It's going to be easy to stay under 120 pounds this year" |
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Sal: Let me put it this way. You know how Batman gets all his powers from the suit? Well the Chairmans Binder is my Batsuit. Can I trust you with my Batsuit?
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"Think of it this way...entanglement is like sexual harassment: it's unwanted contact"
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While designing something...
A: So your saying, if that connection doesn't work... just add another one? B: Yup.. A: :eek: Aren't we supposed to simplify the design? and then after the designing was finished; A: We have 3 mechanisms.. and 8 connections.. B: Should be fun to make! :D |
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Cam: One of the guys from Blue Cheese walked by me and he smelled like cheese.
James: Monterrey Jack? Me: No, Glenn Allen Swiss. |
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"Doonside" that is all...
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A: [installing photoshop] "what did you do when it said "you need vista or Service pack two?"
B: "Well i had Service pack two." A: "Is It free?" B: "Of course!" A:"How do you get it?" B: "and your supposed to be the photoshop god in residence here" A: [looks extremely confused while i download SP3 from Microsoft.] |
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"There's too many stickies!" - referring to the forums.
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I want to scrub your feet.- creeper
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"And your are our team captain?!?" - Said to me after one of the new kids learned that I tripped and broke a wall last season.
(Don't worry. Not one got hurt. And the wall was fixed up quickly. :D ) |
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Mentor: "DO NOT THROW THINGS AT THE PROGRAMMER!"
Student 1: "We want Chopshop prom dresses and shirts!" Student 2: "I could feel the aftershock of the PWN rippling through the room." (Explaining 3d pointers) Me: "I AM NOT DRAWING A THREE DIMENSIONAL ARRAY!" |
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"we're 8/24th of the way into the build season. This makes it seem like we have more time than 2/6th into the build season."
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We're a rookie team, and we don't have a notebook of these quotes, they're all from memory.
Student A: Why is there a sign on the robot saying that it'll fall apart if we touch it? *Reaches out and pokes it* *Numerous parts of the gearbox fall out* Student B: Because I haven't put the gearbox back together, yet---*notices the destruction* -- I hate you :( While carrying in a half sheet of plywood today: Student A: It sure is windy! Student B+C (Carrying the plywood): We know! This thing's like a giant kite! Student A: .... Then turn it? Student C: No way! This is more fun! After the I had traipsed through our computer lab for the twelfth time, grabbing a part or tool. The backroom of the computer lab is where we keep everything, and the room next door is where we had the robot. Student A (My girlfriend, the only female on the team): Why do you keep coming through here? Me: I have to grab parts and tools. Student A: But.... You're the captain, delegate! Me: I've tried. There's just too many shiney things back there. *Goes into the back and starts looking for things, and gets distracted by the person working on our wireless* Student A: Where'd you go? Student B is looking for you! Me: Uhm.... Sorry. Shiney..... And as everyone else says; there's more, I just don't remember it! |
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"holy crap! they built a robot and they're a bunch of ritards!"
--our mentor... nuff said |
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Our team mentor-
"I see a lot of faces that say "Crap I dont know what I'm doing." Team Member- "So what are we building?" |
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Me: Hammertime!
Team: NOOO! |
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"Hey guys we can't use these washers because they are broken!"
 I laughed so hard... He is a senior and has been on the team for 4 years. He also happens to be my best friend. I just couldn't believe he had never seen a lock washer before. |
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Make up your mind... Just don't kill me in the process.
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Do you want some cheese with that wine???
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"Where did you get those fruit snacks?"
"They're in the Cheez-its box" "Wait... What?!?" |
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"Hes like superman. Everything he touches turns to magic!"
"Wait what?!" --Dan |
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"C'mon Muscles, pull it!" - Mentors
"Cookie!!" - One the students on the team. |
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Jordan "And this a cookie"
Ryan "Did you just pull that out of your pocket?!" |
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Programmer coming out into the shop for the first time: "So..what are you guys building?"
Team:"A robot! duh" |
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I will get a life, after build season of course!
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After trying for half an hour to mount a single bolt - "I can't Take it Anymore, GET THE MALLET!"
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So we had an unofficial vote, and it said that you are team captain. Now we get to blame you for everything that goes wrong, but we all get the credit!!!
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today we had a revelation
Keahn to me:Forget getting the camera to work! We can't even get it to turn on. Me: Well at least it tells us it exists. |
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"Is there anyone in here that we could borrow to get high?"
*blank stares* "...what?!" "Yeah, Voog (mentor) needs someone to climb up on a ladder for him, what were YOU guys thinking of?" |
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"An amoeba is not a caterpillar."
or possibly "A caterpillar is not an amoeba." I forget which. |
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The "room" the programming and electronics work in is actually a indoor balcony with like a 5'9" clearance at its lowest, which doesnt help when a lot of the members are very tall.(im 6'1")
Student: "Lets count how many times this season i hit my head on the ceiling", current count is 17 times We also left sarcastic notes on the low hanging pipes, Note #1. "For (student #1), stand under here and jump" (supposedly on a day i wasnt here she broke a light bulb that way, she wasnt injured) Note #2. "For (student #2), walk into this" (taped on another low hanging pipe with a peice of foam from our last bumpers attached to it) We really need to invest in some hard hats |
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"When in doubt, use more lube." --Zack
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*zap*
"AH man! I love electricity! It's like a defibrillator and makes you feel ALIVE!" |
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"QUICK! pull it out its hurting my inner thighs!!!!!"
-Cupcake (Said, while holding a mock up between his legs.) |
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You don't have to go home, you just have to go ~Lead mentor
dihydrogen-monoxide, its' deadly, deadly, stuff! It is a main component in Cancer, Nuclear Power Plants, and Acid Rain. IT CAN KILL YOU!!! :yikes: |
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"There are more errors than code? What did you do?!?"
And to the same person: "How did you get your foot trapped in a chair?" |
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"Why is the programmer taking a hammer?"
Me: Don't make me throw this battery at you. It's a bowling ball.... with corners. |
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Yesterday, while organizing a mass Chipotle order for about 16 people:
Mentor: If you guys worked on the robot this hard, we'd be done already Student: Well, if we made the robot out of food.... |
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One student to one of our female mentors: "You reminds me of my mom." So, her new nickname is Mom.
This one happened last year, me, as well as the other animators were stopped by the chairman's group and asked us; "What's the first thing you hear about when you think about trees?" One of the animation people said; "Some trees are big." |
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"I don't know, it's FIRST... It doesn't have to make sense."
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Me: "Why did you guys let the Magic escape?"
This is after magic smoke came out of our robot. |
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'The other day I was thinking about what i want to do with the rest of my life. But then I realized, for the next six weeks, it doesn't matter'
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*in a space where there is 3 guys with a hat on, a baseball, stocking with camo, and one that goes down the ears thats camo*
David: You know that annoying guy with the hat? Ross: wich one David: the one in the camo, not you Doug Doug: thanks... |
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Just happened
"this isn't lining up how did you measure it?" "I measured it with my thoughts" |
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To our safety captain:
"hey brian, is that thing safe? It looks likely to break" Safety Captain turns to me, and in the manner of a communist dictatorship poster, just says "Safety hinders progress" and goes back to work. He was joking of course. But that's now what we say whenever we build something slightly sketchy looking. |
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That can't be good
~our lead software mentor after the robot ran into a wall under its' own control while in tele-op mode |
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"I have made corporate death! MWAHAHAHAHA!"
-Team member who filled an empty Coke bottle with Pepsi "What would you use to attach a pi-" "DUCT TAPE" |
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Freshman: I think the whole team is suffering from ADOS!
Senior: What the heck is ADOS? Freshman: Attention defecit ... Oooooo Shiny! Senior: I agree, and there is no cure |
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"When in an awkward situation, MORE COWBELL!"
-Said when our mentor walked in on me and my friend imaginary cowbell-ing. "THAT'S NOT SAFE!" "But I'm wearing safety goggles!" -Said when anyone is doing something stupid, but not pertaining to robot an power tools. AKA one person carry five sheet pizzas. |
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Student A: "What should I do with this partially stripped screw?"
Student B: "Strip it all the way." Student A: "Why?" Student C: "Because things aren't as fun when they're only partially stripped." |
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That is going on Chief Delphi! (whenever someone says a good quote!)
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Me: "Josh! Let me see your wallet!"
*Josh flips my safety glasses down from my head and his down too* Me: "Ok, now we're both protected. Let me in your pants!" Our head coach had his 3-year-old-son with him on Saturday because his wife was having a baby shower for their daughter-on-the-way and so we had shifts watching him... Anelia: "We found out how to keep a 3-year-old entertained!" Hook (the coach): "How?" Anelia: "Give him a water bottle to throw at an idiot" Me: "Im gonna do that with my kids!" Hook: "You gonna marry an idiot?" Me: "Nope, Candy is gonna be my babysitter!" |
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"Okay, now before we leave, be sure to go to the bathroom - everyone at least try." |
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Me: Why is the battery labeled "battery"?
Student 1: I don't know, get back to work *10 seconds later* Me: and why is the duct tape holding it to the testing board labeled "duct tape"? I labeled the label "label" then.:D |
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We were discussing possible robot names on our team forums...
Mr. Pockets: "Edward, for when the bot starts sparking up on the field" |
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While having a conversation about the Wizard of Oz and how it is NOT about Australia...
Me: I saw this great signature on CD, it said "if Dorthy were to find a place today where people had no brains, heart, or courage she wouldn't be in Oz, she would be in Congress." Mentor: ...and surrounded! |
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"If we're not back in 5 minutes, Avenge Our Death!" - Mentor
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"If we're not back in five minutes... AVENGE OUR DEATHS!!!"
EDIT: Sammy beat me too it ;) |
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Sarah: "My fashion sense, is robotics t-shirt, is good."
Me: "My fashion sense, is clean, is good." |
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"That's not a wire, that's a cable tie."
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Q: What did the tie say to the hat?
A: You go on a head, I'll hang around here. While discussing hanging on the tower. [select all to see answer] |
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"We MUST hang ourselves, it is vital to winning if we hang OURSELVES first and then hang EVERYONE else on your alliance, that will win."
The CRio is not working. Really? Yes. WELL, what did you do?? I do not know. WHAT DID YOU DO?? O, the battery is not plugged in.... WOW................. |
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"We have to plan a way to deal with Trent next year"
-Austin |
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Make sure you use plenty of lube!
me to someone about to cut metal |
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Programmer: "Does programmer have 2 Ms?"
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