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huurrpaderp 25-01-2013 10:51

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
"I quit programming! I didnt even want to be a programmer, Im joining the build team!" -Our teams lead programmer of four years

bhumudar 25-01-2013 11:54

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As we finished our shooter, we realized that the shaft on the wheel had to be broached.

"Now that's a fine kettle of fish!"

Richard.Varone 25-01-2013 12:27

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"What If..." ( follow up with some crazy idea that totally changes the entire design of the robot )

"Ta-Dah"

"How hard could it be, everyone's doing it"

bardd 25-01-2013 12:30

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-"How's your shooter going?"
-"Great. You?"

heisch 25-01-2013 18:19

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I'm a programmer.....search bars don't exsist in real life! :D

hunterteam3476 25-01-2013 21:07

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Turn up the music and start cutting parts :)

Andrew Lawrence 25-01-2013 23:46

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*Build student comes over to programming station and rests hand on the laptop while software is compiling*

Programmers: "No! Don't do that! It makes the programming gods angry!"

jwallace15 26-01-2013 09:28

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(programming group re-imaging laptops)
Me: Hey guys!
J: DON"T PRESS "A"!!!
Me: Why?
J: They're re-imaging. If you press "A", it will abort!
Other J: We already lost one laptop!

kuraikou 26-01-2013 10:38

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(when putting the chains on the drive train and having trouble)

"It's like a fly on fly sticky paper."

(than trying to get the chain off again to move it)

"Its like trying to catch a fly with non fly sticky paper"

ctccromer 26-01-2013 11:04

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"Generally if you see a fat guy falling, you shouldn't dive to get under him."

LovablePsycho 26-01-2013 11:40

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My team has a habit of singing "Put that thing back where it came from (or so help me)" whenever we find something out of place.

(Male student and female student are arguing)
Me: Ladies, ladies...you're both pretty. Now stop arguing.

Me: (while using an Exacto knife) AUGH!
Female Student: OHMYGOD! Did you cut yourself?
Me: No, this box fell on me.
(It occurs to me now that "AUGH!" was probably not an appropriate response)

Me: What are you guys doing?
Two male students: Fixing this lamp.
Me: I love lamp.

andgordo558 26-01-2013 14:48

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"CAD, thou art a heartless b***h.":eek:

April McShorty 26-01-2013 14:49

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Me: "I need the stripper! The proper stripper!"
Melody: ".. Sorry, Erika's not here."

April McShorty 26-01-2013 15:06

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Melody: "What time is it?"
Me: "Party time."
Melody: -serious voice- "No it is not."
Erika: "ADVENTURE TIME!"
Me: :D
Melody: -_-

math311 26-01-2013 15:45

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
While a build team member was bent over a vice filing an edge down..
"Me: Yea, you work that clamp.
Them: :eek: "

While building climbing mechanism in CAD, and getting angry with the machine:
"Me: I swear, I'm going to wipe you and put windows 1.0 on you!
Mentor: Or you could use vista.."
Needless to say, the computer recognized the severity of the threat, and complied immediately. :D


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