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"OW" "what?" "I stabbed myself with my awards they are SHARP" me and the teams co driver
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My personal favorite from this year:
"Guys! Great news!" "You got the penalty removed?" "I have no idea, but I got Dean Kamen and John Abele's signatures! Best penalty ever!" __________________________ Coach: "Do any of you know a Sean? He signed up for the team online." Myself: "I have no idea who Sean is, don't accept him into the team." Coach: "Still though, I do want to know who he is... oh well." -1 week later- Coach: "I got an e-mail from Sean's mother, they were looking for 3339, Sean is from Tel-Aviv Israel." Entire team: "WHAT?" |
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"Guys, I think I'm bleeding..." "How?" "The triangle part of the trophy hit my gums...but don't worry the trophy's fine" "Good because I was about to say, if you got blood on that I would've killed you." |
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form the tingle piece on the trophy No lie "Yeah When I get back to our pit I am going sand the sharp points of this trophy" Over heard form the 2 people that went up to get there teams safety award in the VCU Regional |
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Mentor: "Eric, you have a very annoying habit of calling people to tell them something they already know whilst they are carrying a very heavy object and have great difficulty reaching their phones."
Student 1: "Where's the emery cloth? The one we had earlier?" Student 2: "I don't know; I can't find it." <a few minutes later, after being unable to find it still> Student 1: "Here, why don't we just use this sandpaper?" Student 2: "No, that has a different grit; we need to find the sandpaper." <five minutes later...realize this is 1:00 AM the day before competition> Student 2: "You sure we can't just use this sandpaper?" Student 1: "Give me that..." <stomps into an unused room and throws the paper away> Mentor: "I didn't know there was a storage room in there." Student 1: "Actually, that's an elevator shaft." Mentor: "Oh...okay." While we were attaching some power cables to the Cypress board... Student: "Can you hold it in while I screw?" Announcer at VCU: "And it looks like 2168 is practically undefended but 411 is sitting right in front of them..." |
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[I'm a college student not actively on a team, but I talk about FIRST a lot. At this point, I was telling my friends about how I'll be volunteering at the Boston Regional and they should come check it out.]
"I'm definitely going to the competition... I want to see Ellen in her natural habitat." |
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Your announcing was absolutely amazing, Kevin. On Friday morning I was rather upset and disappointed because my team wasn't doing very well. Then I listened to some of your announcing, and it made my day. :D I especially love the way you annunciate the team names. When you introduced, "Steve and His Company" I burst out laughing. Great job with the announcing and making it to the semifinals. |
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-Teammate holds up fogged polycarbonate to eyes-
"This must be how blind people see" |
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I was sitting cross legged on the floor with a two x four in my lap drawing random red lines on the side I was going to cut off because I didn't feel like cutting it yet. One of my team-mates was sitting with a rolling chair rolling away because she "didn't want to be involved with this anymore." A second team-mate who I was working with was leaning against the end-mill looked at her and said
"It's not my fault I'm an enabler!" Earlier that day with that same enabling team mate (who happens to be build leader): Me: "DUDE! the fact that you lost 26 points was a sign from the karmic...karmic...umm...." Build Leader: "Karmic Chameleons???" Both: "5 minutes of laughter" |
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Also I'd like to mention team 1137 "Rocket Sauce."
Me: "Hey 1137, I just need to check over this information here about your team, sponsors and robot, okay?" -they check everything, all is well- Me: "Oh, and does your robot have a nickname?" Team 1137: "Yeah, 'Admiral Wolverine Lightning Bolt The Third Commando'" Every time I had to say that I wanted to die laughing. |
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"No, you can't talk to our safety captain, because he's in the hospital"
"Palardy, flash the robot" ~On downloading code Jack:"I have focus issues" Mom:"Does that make you a programmer?" Mom:"So one of my kids at the daycare dosen't do anything without specific direction. I say "go clean up" and they don't, but when I say "Go clean up the legos" and they do. I think they will be a programmer." "What do we have in the CAD room?" "One bag of chips, one-half bottle of caffine-free pepsi, and 1000 napkins. " "The Charirmans team stole our chips from under Jim's desk and ate them all. Punks." Jim's son Isaac, ~7 years old "Why are you so lazy?" -to peter "Hey punk, open my pop" -to matt What a good judge of character. |
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On the bus ride to the Midwest regional.
Me: Guys, is the BOM taken care of? (I pronounced it as one syllable, sounded like "bomb") *Stares from everyone* Me: The B-O-M? Bill of Materials? Everyone: Ohhhhhh... |
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I forgot this one, its pretty funny.
Safety Judge: "Can we talk to your safety captain." Me: "Ishaan, who's wearing the button?? Oh, Haley come here." SJ: "Tell us about your safety program." Haley: "Actually (turns to me) I was only wearing this because you weren't here. (takes off button) Here ya go." Me: "Hi...uhhh, what was the question?" SJ: "Tell us about your safety program." (I give a drawn out discussion of our practically non-existent safety program) SJ: "So what do you do during the build and competition season beside your Hammer build program?" (Team President steps in and gives a 2nd in depth discussion of the Hammer Build) Later that same day of competition. SJ: "We're collecting safety tokens." Me: "Where are our safety tokens?" Team: "I dunno your the safety captain." Me: "So?? I'll check the drawer." (find all three, go to leave the pit and almost trip on bumpers) Mentor: "Don't trip on those bumpers there, and lose all the safety tokens." Me: " (sarcastically) Yeah guys! This bumper placement is very unsafe!!!" SJ: (laughs and walks away) |
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Me "It was working last night!"
Lead mentor "how was it working last night? it never moved!" Me "Just because i'm a programmer doesn't mean i don't dream..." |
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A mentor from another team and I were making fun of the KoP BOM this year: Me: "Some of these things are rather ridiculous...I mean, 'brass bag'?" Mentor: "We used ONE of those, by the way." While watching a fan spin: Student 1: "Man, our robot sucks!" Student 2: "No...our robot blows." We were having trouble connecting an FTC sensor since their PWM cables have male ends: Student: "Hey Josh, we have a gay connector problem." And I won't post my response here...let's just say it involved everyone's favorite type of crimp connector used to join two wires together. |
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Operations Director: WHY DO WE KEEP GETTING SAFETY TOKENS??? (after our safety captain had just tripped on our bumpers for the robot and the Ops Director had tripped on our cart)
For some reasons, safety judges love giving us safety tokens :P. |
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During the time we rebuilt the drive system for the 8th time...
Designer: We should make a T-Shirt about our persistence! Me: If at first you don't... never mind. Try, Try, Try, Try, and Try again. |
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Announcer: "And team 342 scores!"
student : "That's what she said" anyone: "*words*" Student: "Thats what she said" |
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Mentor 1: Jeff (me), can we talk to you for a sec?
Me: *walks into back room w/ 2 mentors, nervous look on my face* Me: WHATEVER IT IS I DIDN'T DO IT! Mentor 2 to Mentor 1:You wanna tell him or should I? Mentor 1: Jeff, we want you as one of the back-up drivers. |
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(Discussing dinner)
Lead Mentor: So what do you want on the pizza? Everyone: Pepperoni! LM: that's it? Everyone: pepperoni and meat LM: what kind of meat? everyone: ham LM: and on the other pizza? everyone: bacon |
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Me: I just typed in Powersurge on google and a website on menopause came up.
Mentor: [laughs] We're going to name our robot "Hot Flash". :cool: |
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Student: "Black Jaguars" <gets pictures of cats> Student: "Darn it!" ... Student: "Silver Jaguars" <gets pictures of cars> Student: "No!" |
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IT guy: "Guys, the twitter account for 'BadgerBOTS' is taken"
Someone: "By who?" IT guy: "It says team 2103" Me: "We're going to Massachusetts..." *holding the Robotics Club, a piece of 2x2 80/20* Mechanical team head: "Why are you playing minesweeper instead of working on CAD? That's not important." Me: "You tell that to the brave digital sailors whose digital lives I'm saving." |
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At VCU last week:
Students, pointing at 339's pit in awe: "Look at those guys!" Me, staring at empty pit: "What about them? There's no one there!" Student: "I know! They're...done." :eek: |
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(yelled from across the shop)
"MALLORYYYYYYY, THE ROBOT CART HAD AN ACCIDENT!" Mallory (walking over to see that the robot cart was dripping fluid from the hydraulic lift): "...I TOLD YOU TO DO THAT OUTSIDE!" |
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"Make friends and influence people, shoot the refs!" -one of the Troy announcers
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"If you like it then you better put a nut on it" "Palardy is flashing the robot again" or "Palardy flash the robot again" - The process of downloading is known as "flashing" "Palardy can fix it in software" or more commonly "Palardy fixed it software" "PAAALLLLARRRDDDYY!!!!!!!!" ~On autonomous kicks being 0ft instead of 33ft |
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There's a cool quote from Bab5, that makes a great "speech" to stand up and declare at a FIRST build. Try it out, to rally the troops... :D
"We are Dreamers, Shapers, Singers, and Makers. We study the mysteries of laser and circuit, crystal and scanner, holographic demons and invocation of equations. These are the tools we employ, and we know many things..." ... It was said by Elric, Babylon 5, in "The Geometry of Shadows". (I had to go search the net for the exact text of it. Finally found it...) - Keith |
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"Trying to teach a nerd to be sensitive to girls is like trying to teach a dog Jamacian, and expect it to talk back"
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"3-d. Our shoes are not 3-d. Our efforts to make shoes are." ~ An e-mail really early in the morning from our team president over google groups. I thought it was a metaphor, but apparently he was sleep-emailing.
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Me: I got to plug the jumper into the bumper
My Friend: JUMPER IN THE BUMPER HAHAHAHAH JUMPER IN THE BUMPER Mentor: *Spazzes out* HOW COULD YOU BE PLAYING AT A TIME LIKE THIS WE HAVE TO GET A LOT OF WORK DONE IN A VERY SHORT TIME!!! It was within hours of ship date, so I couldn't blame him. Student: We need to think up some neat button designs for this year... Mentor: Well, we kick balls and then we hang ourselves. What can you make of that? Mentor: How about "Code Red Robotics: Go For The Balls" |
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Wow! Our kicker has more power than a Ford Prius!
Needless to say, he's kinda still getting mocked for that one ;) |
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This wasn't really in the build season, but it was still pretty funny.
We were in a semi-finals match, and we were in the middle and getting warmer. The coach was getting excited and directing me towards an empty a goal. After the kick, this is what the coach said. "HOLY CRAP, WHO PUT THAT ROBOT THERE?!?!?!?" Turns out there was a robot sitting in front of the goal. Regardless it was HILARIOUS in the heat of the match. |
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"We build the team through really enforcing a sense of community." Me in our Chairman's award video. It's become a team meme now.
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"Teaching Highschoolers is alot like teaching Preschoolers" ~Mom (preschool teacher/alumni/mentor)
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Anytime an inappropriate comment is made at robotics, its always on Thursday. Therefore, we say, "Its a D5 Thursday." Any other day these comments are frowned upon.
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From the very beginning of the season...
"Where'd the drive chain go?" - Me. |
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What's that hole there for? Ventilation!
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While in the queue for a qualification match when both of the other robots on our alliance were unable to make it to the match:
"We have a lonelybot! WE NEED FRIENDS!" -mentor |
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"Wait until the elims on Einstein. I'm betting that for the finals, at least half will be MI teams, which equals excitement."
"I think the einstein teams/division finalists will be 469, 217, 67, 1918, 1718, 33, and 201 :) And just have 247 show up randomly too" "I can't disagree with that list :P Don't forget that 1189 will be there, in spirit (absolutely no pun intended)" I wasn't aware that the idea of being somewhere "in spirit" could be punny. Until this year. |
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JC: Where can we find a bolt like that?
JK: ...In the box of misery... Bell: the problem is, there are so many situations to take into account in autonomous! Quad: There are 2. |
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whats a socket wrench
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"Are you absolutely SURE you only want a two position switch there? Not a three position switch? Are you sure you don't want one more level of complexity?"~said when adding autonomous modes.
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Mentor: Make a spacer out of Lexan. Quarter inch thick, diameter doesn't matter.
First Year Student: What's Lexan? Mentor: It's polycarbonate. First Year Student: What's polycarbonate? |
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(I'm a machinist, and when I was learning how to use the equiptment such as the mill and the various saws, my favorite mentor half jokingly said...)
You always measure with a micrometer, mark with a chuck, and cut with an axe! |
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"Don't you want safety glasses?"
"I don't need safety glasses, I have hair!" (safety glasses...for a Nerf gun war. Someone might not live to see the daylight if they tried using that as a legitimate excuse in the shop) |
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"Wait. What do you mean we can't use zipties for everything?"
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Head mentor: "Okay, so I need to know from you guys: do you want to have a meeting the day before Easter?"
Student: "Yes! Jesus loves robots!" |
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Me: I found this Starburst on the floor. I'm not sure if I should eat...
Ed: If you don't, I will. Me: No, I was going to eat it. Joseph: It must be a fat person thing. Neither me nor Ed is that fat, we just both kinda big. Also the Starburst was really tasty. |
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I can't hear your mentor say it, of course, but I've used the expression to convey the same thought about the measurement process. Don't bother with excess precision unless you intend to carry it all the way through. Oh, and I use a sharpie instead of chalk for marking and there's no axe in my toolbox. |
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You'd be surprised how much marking a chuck can do. Just have to put it into the material without a bit in it. Works every time.:p
(Note: Do NOT try this at home/robotics/work, unless you like paying for chucks!) |
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Our Chief Scouter is the biggest flirt you will ever meet. Her favorite Pickup line when out scouting
Her- "Whats your Number" Member of Other Team- "1071" Her - "No, I mean your other number" |
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Only die-hard programmers will get this one. At the lab, I programmed a button on our router to turn on all of the lab computers when one presses it. It does this by sending Wol (Wake-on-LAN) packets to the computers. I put the following label on the button:
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One of our shop mentors was ticked off at the Cass Tech competition the night we brought the robot because someone forgot some of his tools and he was yelling and saying "Im going to take someones throat, out with my pinkie."
scay for the freshmen that were there, another ones are: "Brian, don't touch that" "Brian, stop" "Brian, Quit pissing people off" "Go away, Brian" as you can tell that Brian doesnt listen...at all. "Dont blame it on the programming team, its fabrication this time" Good times. good times. lol -If it explodes, you know it was a technical problem- :eek: |
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"This is a graph of our team awesomeness though the years. It starts pretty high because we rookie all-stars. It then decreases because everyone but two people were seniors, but we did gain some awesome new people. Then it decreases to the lowest point because we only had six people. The graph after year three grows exponentially, even if this is only year five, because we became a larger, more organized, student lead team."
there are pictures of this graph on facebook :D |
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On deciding what to eat for dinner:
Luke: I've already had a burger for lunch AJ: Don't you know? Burgers come in pairs. |
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My favorite, it happened yesterday after something went wrong in a match:
"Well we don't think it's Software's fault." |
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" We got some banging going on Here by the red zone"
Said during q99 @ curie by the announcer, I was laughing hysterically. |
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Interesting things happen when you update your status to read "ARCHI-":
1: "ARCHI-" 2: "CURIE" 2: "MADAM" 1: "-MEDES" 1: "ARCHI-" 3: "-TECTURE" ------- 2: "1189 wins the spirit award" (he posted it 5 seconds after the REAL winners were announced at CMP today) 1: "I see what you did there...(I wish D: )" 4: "so i accidently clicked on arch when i thought i ws clicking on curie and i was like MG OMG A BLUE TEAM then i went to look for them on my sheet and was sad =[" (while Curie was REALLY behind in the elims today) |
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(after throwing duct tape)
HEY! i think you broke the cripples nose!!! CRIPPLE! your supposed to CATCH the duct tape! Wow ur nose is REALLY bleeding!! oh crap...." |
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When comparing NetBeans and Eclipse:
Me: "And any compiler worth its...beans...will have this feature." |
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J: Wait, what? K: *pushes me in front of Ange* |
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(Hehe, page 166)
Me: "Ben, you know what's a virtue?" Ben: "Patience?" Me: "Yep." *later on* Me: "Ben, what did we say about lying?" Ben: "Is that a virtue too?" Me: "Ben. Sense. Stop." Ben: "I'm sorry!" Mentor: "HEY! Back away from Nick! He's being safe!" ("Too Much Time On My Hands" is playing) Me: "This song is NOT appropriate." Me: "Nick, why do you have a first aid kit?" Captain: "Well we DO have a chainsaw on our robot now." Me: "Oh, alright." |
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From Atlanta:
"Cool it, it's the FEDS!" Me: "Yo dawg, I heard you like standard deviations, so I" Mechanical team leader: "Just stop right there, Tom." Also: "Yo dawg, I heard you like points, so I put a robot on your robot so you can score while you score" |
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"team 2240 tries to mount the other robot!" -Colorado Announcer |
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From curie elims (I think)
"And we have a do-si-do going on in the blue zone" -- Announcer (one robot got it's bumpers stuck on top of an opponent robot, so they were spinning around in circles) |
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Is it just me or did he sound a lot like Dean??? I know it wasn't cause I saw him on the webcast, but they do really sound similar. |
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Mentor: "Ethan smoked the pot last night, so he couldn't work on the Joystick sensitivity."
(After I wired up a potentiometer backwards the night before, d'oh) |
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Half the sophomores on our team this year are in my algebra II class. Every time this one non-FIRST kid has a revelation about what we're doing he says "I'll be a monkey's uncle!"
So now when something works and everyone is really surprised someone is bound to say "I'll be a monkey's uncle!" |
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"Do these bumpers make my Bot look big?" |
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After having many watchdog errors during build and test season, the mechanical team always asked
"Guys, Did you clean up after your watchdog?" each time before we tested. |
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"HEY! I need the dikes!"
"Where did our hooker go?" (regarding to our hooking mech XD) |
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"Our robot sucks!" (in regards to the vacuum) (poor grammar but it works) |
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"I'm pretty sure that falls under the category of "we REALLY shouldn't be doing this"!"
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Safety Judges: "Hi, is your safety captain here?"
Me: "Right here. I'm Matt." Safety Judge 1: "Hi Matt. First off, can you guys work on your robot inside your pit? Take care of that then we'll talk to you." *we then rearranged our pit to fit the robot* |
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"The watchdog is starving!" and best of all: "We disabled the watchdog - why in the world are we getting watchdog errors?" |
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Something me and one of my teammates yelled out at the beginning of most of our matches in Elimination.
Me: "Let's do this!" Both: "Leeeeeeeeeerrrrrooooyyyyyyyyy Jjjjjjjeeennnnnkkkkiiiinnnssss!!!" |
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"our job is to program the controls to be idiot proof"
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"This is Lunacy!"
I don't remember when this was said, but it was early in the season and it may have been a reaction to the change in the seeding system. |
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Student "svet how would you like to use my body"
The funny part was our faculty advisor started laughing before it clicked to all of us |
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While getting driving our robot in the hall and after getting my legs pinned to the wall.
Jessie:"They're coming for you man!" Me:"Yeah, they pinned me, but they backed up before the 5 seconds was up so we're cool." |
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