Chief Delphi - "Quotes" that were said during build season

Our team has formalized this further:

The First Law of Mallets: A mallet is the right tool for every job, unless otherwise specified.

The Second Law of Mallets: Every tool is a mallet, though some are better mallets than others.

killer_rabbit3

05-02-2014 18:09

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"Google is your friend " :D

Nonprogrammer: "will f5 fix this?"

Nonprogrammer: "cant we do some type of super code? programmers stare him down."

"What is the robot doing? Stop it STOP IT!!"

Programmer:"Out of the programmer overlord chair!!" nonprogrammer: :(

"I'am not touching that code for another hour!!" :after repeating computer fails

"Stop the dashboard.... wait, WAIT!!

mmcewen

05-02-2014 18:42

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season

While zip-tying a part:
"The sound of success is that of a zip-tie being zipped the right direction".

And while trying to mount a table saw:
Mentor: (while trying to find holes to mount it with) "Whoever designed this is a schmuck."

Gregor

05-02-2014 18:49

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Bewizardment (Post 1333896)

During the 2014 season, we have decided (because of a mispronunciation by a student) to refer to the winch mechanism on our robot as a "wench."

It's been decided that we need to use air quotes every time we talk about our wench around a referee.

[Airquotes]MAN! I hate it when the wench causes us problems![Airquotes]

Landonh12

05-02-2014 19:03

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Mentors and students: Hey, can we turn this thing on and drive it?
Me: I'm connecting to the D-Link and loading code.
Mentors and students: I thought code moved at the speed of light! What are you doing?!

kelseysea

05-02-2014 19:19

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"Give me 20 minutes and a blow torch."
-Our CAD Captain's regular response to most requests.

Jacob Bendicksen

05-02-2014 20:46

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"It's a little confusing what you're pitching to me."

"I thought of it at lunch."

Exla357

05-02-2014 22:38

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Shop Kid 1: Did you hear that aluminum shavings can give you alzheimer's if inhaled?

Shop Kid 2: No, but I heard somewhere that aluminum shavings can give you alzheimer's if inhaled.

Jarren Harkema

08-02-2014 14:02

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xXhunter47Xx

08-02-2014 14:06

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Tap my churros please.

Martian86

08-02-2014 15:03

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Things rarely get put back where they belong around here...

Mentor- "Go find some electrical tape."
*I take about 30 seconds to bring it to him.*
Me- "It was right where it belongs."
Mentor- "We're slipping."

RobotDoktor

08-02-2014 15:38

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"Can we 3d print food?"
"Why is food coming off the robot?"
"That's not failure, it's carefully disguised success."
"That got recorded on the time lapse."
"Everyone look busy!"
"I'll get four team shirts, one for every day of Championships! ('cause I'm so confident we'll make it :cool: )"

Pi3th0n

08-02-2014 21:49

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Mentor: "Don't get derp on any of my robots!"

Just a little bit later:

Mentor: "Ah crap, I just put derp on the robot..."
Students: "Oh no!"
Mentor: "It's ok, there's only a little bit of derp"

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