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RoboGeek99 14-01-2008 10:13

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
Hey kayla this is what is really sad if the robot is TALLER than me it's still legal

Setsanto 14-01-2008 13:47

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
While inflating this years gamepiece with an air compressor:

Me: Hey, whats the PSI on that compressor (it was making airplane sounds)?
Student 1: PSI is for schmucks

10 seconds later *boom*

Herodotus 14-01-2008 15:34

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
Mentor: Attach the gear to the battery.
Student: You mean the sprocket to the transmission?
Mentor: That's what I said.
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Student 1: (while working in CAD) This looks pretty good.
Student 2: Ship it.
Mentor: Just put a memory key in the box.
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Student: We've been here since noon. I know we've had more funny things then this. (while typing the first two up)

Nin_estarSaerah 14-01-2008 17:37

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
"ah, i love the smell of burning material in the morning"


"it doesnt work"
"hit it with a hammer"
"wheres a hammer"
"anything's a hammer"

Sergio 14-01-2008 17:39

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
"AHH I CUT MY PINK OFF!!"

ahhahaha

Grogs 14-01-2008 18:38

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
p1: Get the lube
p2: which one
p1: the one for tapping, its not going in straight, its a little tough
P2: twist it out and do it again
P1: it still is stuck
p2: let me see, ahhh.. yes, see you do it like this.
p1: ok, i'll do the other one
P2: be careful when you pull it out that you don't make a mess.
P1: @#$%...it went all over the place.
p2: oh well, wipe it off....
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
p1 (me actually): i think i broke my middle finger
p2 (standing next to me supposed to be helping): why, what happened, i wasn't paying attention to what was going on...all i heard was zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *BOOM* Ahhh @#$%! wow, the metal looks bent, what happened?

Helknf 14-01-2008 20:02

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
Dude, we have a grinder.....it will fit.

basicxman 14-01-2008 20:02

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
"ok...compiling...come on...hurry up!, ok great...now lets take it for a test drive..."
<robots arm hits me in face>
"owwwwww, ahh crap"
<some words i would say but couldnt ;) :rolleyes: >

coalhot 14-01-2008 21:15

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
At the kickoff: ken, "David, go run down there and pull the tarp off". David, "why?" ken, "because they're taking too long"

listen to me...come back here...YOURE FIRED!!

ken "picking the ball up is too difficult...why dont we just mount a .22 shotgun and blast the ball around?"

MasterMkanik 14-01-2008 21:58

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
"so THATS the way this thing goes"- Jan

"Hook up the wacha-ma-call it to thing thingamagigger"- Jan

"He's on the fruit loops side of the cereal aisle if you know what i mean" -Bill
"Who drank my hidden soda... and my hidden soda backup?"

"our newest computer...is a pentium four?"- Our head programmer

1) "well, if you hit the computer screen, it will implode" -Programmer
2) "let's test your theory *picks up hammer*"-me

"I'm Supervising"-Bill

"I thought i smelled twislers"

1)"I thought we said we wern't going to build an arm?"
2)"We did"
1)"then, what are they doing?"
2)"Building an arm"

*The only reason we didn't get lost in Richmond was because we had the GPS"- Jan

"The chair is mine, I commandeered it"

"I need the big screwdriver, No, the one that requires its own gun rack" -me(Refering to a literally four foot long screwdriver we have)

StephLee 14-01-2008 22:42

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
Person 1: All we need to do is __________ !
Person 2: Well, I'm glad we've established that I was right in the first place!

Zyik 15-01-2008 01:11

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
Quotes from our new mentor.

"I killed a bear" - mentor as a joke
"Oh really? Nate hit a bear a couple of weeks ago with his truck" -student one
"Wait seriously? There's bears around here? I was joking" - mentor
"Yep" - student
"Oh my god, I'm in the middle of "freaking" nowhere!" - mentor

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"Is that a real blue-jay?" - mentor
"Oh my god your a city-boy" - student

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"Eh, mountain lions, they only weigh like 40 pounds." -mentor
"Have you ever seen a mountain lion?" - student 1
"Yea, once." -mentor, begins to look up mountain lions on Wikipedia
"Did it occur to you that mountain lions have the word LION in there name?" -student 2
"Mountain lions kill people, I'd be pretty ashamed to be killed by something that only weighs 40 pounds." -student 1

Wikipedia reveals that mountain lions weigh up to 200 pounds

"Ok so maybe I was a little off...." -mentor

AdamHeard 15-01-2008 01:14

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zyik (Post 678215)
Quotes from our new mentor.

"I killed a bear" - mentor as a joke
"Oh really? Nate hit a bear a couple of weeks ago with his truck" -student one
"Wait seriously? There's bears around here? I was joking" - mentor
"Yep" - student
"Oh my god, I'm in the middle of "freaking" nowhere!" - mentor

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"Is that a real blue-jay?" - mentor
"Oh my god your a city-boy" - student

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"Eh, mountain lions, they only weigh like 40 pounds." -mentor
"Have you ever seen a mountain lion?" - student 1
"Yea, once." -mentor, begins to look up mountain lions on Wikipedia
"Did it occur to you that mountain lions have the word LION in there name?" -student 2
"Mountain lions kill people, I'd be pretty ashamed to be killed by something that only weighs 40 pounds." -student 1

Wikipedia reveals that mountain lions weigh up to 200 pounds

"Ok so maybe I was a little off...." -mentor

^Me

In all fairness.... It is quite a bit different from where I come from.

EricH 15-01-2008 01:16

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
A shaft was stuck on a bearing and had actually pulled the bearing out of the wheel (we were exploring options).

me: "I think we need the persuader on this one."
One of the other mentors: "Let me try." (pops it off with no apparent effort)
Student and me: "Whaa--?"
Me: "Well, we still need the persuader. We need to put the bearing back." (as in, back in the wheel)

pandaF 15-01-2008 01:50

Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zyik (Post 678215)
Quotes from our new mentor.

"I killed a bear" - mentor as a joke
"Oh really? Nate hit a bear a couple of weeks ago with his truck" -student one
"Wait seriously? There's bears around here? I was joking" - mentor
"Yep" - student
"Oh my god, I'm in the middle of "freaking" nowhere!" - mentor

---------------

"Is that a real blue-jay?" - mentor
"Oh my god your a city-boy" - student

-------------

"Eh, mountain lions, they only weigh like 40 pounds." -mentor
"Have you ever seen a mountain lion?" - student 1
"Yea, once." -mentor, begins to look up mountain lions on Wikipedia
"Did it occur to you that mountain lions have the word LION in there name?" -student 2
"Mountain lions kill people, I'd be pretty ashamed to be killed by something that only weighs 40 pounds." -student 1

Wikipedia reveals that mountain lions weigh up to 200 pounds

"Ok so maybe I was a little off...." -mentor

You forgot the part where i mention that my house cat weighs about 30 pounds, causing him to rethink the weight of his mountain lion. :D


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