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p1: Get the lube
p2: which one p1: the one for tapping, its not going in straight, its a little tough P2: twist it out and do it again P1: it still is stuck p2: let me see, ahhh.. yes, see you do it like this. p1: ok, i'll do the other one P2: be careful when you pull it out that you don't make a mess. P1: @#$%...it went all over the place. p2: oh well, wipe it off.... -=-=-=-=-=-=-=- p1 (me actually): i think i broke my middle finger p2 (standing next to me supposed to be helping): why, what happened, i wasn't paying attention to what was going on...all i heard was zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *BOOM* Ahhh @#$%! wow, the metal looks bent, what happened? |
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Dude, we have a grinder.....it will fit.
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"ok...compiling...come on...hurry up!, ok great...now lets take it for a test drive..."
<robots arm hits me in face> "owwwwww, ahh crap" <some words i would say but couldnt ;) :rolleyes: > |
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At the kickoff: ken, "David, go run down there and pull the tarp off". David, "why?" ken, "because they're taking too long"
listen to me...come back here...YOURE FIRED!! ken "picking the ball up is too difficult...why dont we just mount a .22 shotgun and blast the ball around?" |
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"so THATS the way this thing goes"- Jan
"Hook up the wacha-ma-call it to thing thingamagigger"- Jan "He's on the fruit loops side of the cereal aisle if you know what i mean" -Bill "Who drank my hidden soda... and my hidden soda backup?" "our newest computer...is a pentium four?"- Our head programmer 1) "well, if you hit the computer screen, it will implode" -Programmer 2) "let's test your theory *picks up hammer*"-me "I'm Supervising"-Bill "I thought i smelled twislers" 1)"I thought we said we wern't going to build an arm?" 2)"We did" 1)"then, what are they doing?" 2)"Building an arm" *The only reason we didn't get lost in Richmond was because we had the GPS"- Jan "The chair is mine, I commandeered it" "I need the big screwdriver, No, the one that requires its own gun rack" -me(Refering to a literally four foot long screwdriver we have) |
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Person 1: All we need to do is __________ !
Person 2: Well, I'm glad we've established that I was right in the first place! |
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Quotes from our new mentor.
"I killed a bear" - mentor as a joke "Oh really? Nate hit a bear a couple of weeks ago with his truck" -student one "Wait seriously? There's bears around here? I was joking" - mentor "Yep" - student "Oh my god, I'm in the middle of "freaking" nowhere!" - mentor --------------- "Is that a real blue-jay?" - mentor "Oh my god your a city-boy" - student ------------- "Eh, mountain lions, they only weigh like 40 pounds." -mentor "Have you ever seen a mountain lion?" - student 1 "Yea, once." -mentor, begins to look up mountain lions on Wikipedia "Did it occur to you that mountain lions have the word LION in there name?" -student 2 "Mountain lions kill people, I'd be pretty ashamed to be killed by something that only weighs 40 pounds." -student 1 Wikipedia reveals that mountain lions weigh up to 200 pounds "Ok so maybe I was a little off...." -mentor |
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A shaft was stuck on a bearing and had actually pulled the bearing out of the wheel (we were exploring options).
me: "I think we need the persuader on this one." One of the other mentors: "Let me try." (pops it off with no apparent effort) Student and me: "Whaa--?" Me: "Well, we still need the persuader. We need to put the bearing back." (as in, back in the wheel) |
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Student A:What did you do to your fingers
Student B:Oh I sheared them with the drill:mad: Student C:HaHa! He can't use a drill without hurting himself Student A:Hey! You are the one who cut himself with...Oh wait, that was me!:o :o |
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"Camera's flashes travel at the speed of light."
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*people in class raising hands*
me: lower your manipulators! |
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WHY ARE THERE ALL THESE EXTRAS OH CRAP (ASSEMBLING WHEELS)
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"chris, someones messing with your bladder" *me referring to the deflated bladder that had just been put in in the tracball, and that someone had started messing with it*
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"Why do I get the feeling that if I weren't here, Libby would just be hitting the hammer on the floor and thinking she's building the robot..."
-Big Mike AKA Pooh Bear |
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Most of our stuff is safety jokes. Like, "I'm gonna stick this thing in my eye, is that safe?" "Killer death beams aren't technically forbidden in the safety manuel, oh, wait, wait, yes they are." "Claire (me, the safety person), those Cheezits don't look safe." "Stop being unsafe! Be safe or else."
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A while after the release of 300...
"Madness? THIS IS ROBOTICS!" Also, a while after Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End was released and someone did/came up with something awesome... "And that was without a single drop of rum." "Yeah? How much caffeine?" "Two Monsters." "Sorry, didn't catch that?" "OK, 5 Monsters." "That's more likely." |
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"We need to add these two Actuators to make it work"-Me
"Thats not the problem"-Mentor "So? It solves it" -Me Student one-"A round peg dosn't go into a too-small hole" Student two (me) -*Wacks with Hammer* Student one- "Well, apparently it does..." "The speed controller fans hurt like if you touch them"- Programmer *sticks tounge in speed controller*- "Never mind..." "We have one Screw on the robot that requires the big screwdriver, just so we can whip it out" -Me "OH" - Noobie |
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"WAIT!! Nono don't raise the...arm..... Hey Mr. D, you might need a new garage door"
"Hey! Don't touch my drill chuck without my permission!" Student 1: "I'm tired" Student 2: "What does tired mean?" Student 1: "What does what mean?" Student 2: "What?" Student 1: "I'm tired." Student 2: "What?" |
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a discussion between me and one of the smartest kids i know..its really funny b/c this kid is 15 and is taking Calc AP and AP Physics and something you wouldn't expect him to say....
Me:"Yo are you ready for this season? It should be insane!!" Abhi:"Yeah, I guess. I just wish we had fruit salad again!:D " Me:"What are you talking about? What fruit salad?" Abhi:"Last build season, on one of the weekend lunches we had this amazing fruit salad! It was soooo good =D" -Genuinely happy and excited Me: *-.-* lol, you'd kinda only understand if you know this kid. hilarious another one... "Who the heck goes to school now?!?!" "This is MORT, we don't open the second door" lol Okrent |
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this is from last year's team captain:
"it won't fail 'till it breaks" Towards the end of build season we start making up words like "gription" and "prettify". Maybe it's because of lack of sleep, but none of the made up words need any explination. |
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Gription (though everyone has made this up, I believe) Argaffirming- Arguing with someone, while simply restating what they've already said. It's both arguing and reaffirming. Inspenser- The opposite of a dispenser. Theoletically- Me trying to pronounce theoretically. I'll post some more when I have access to the Napkin. |
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(talking about how our parts had not come in yet)
Me- "It is really dumb how fed ex can't deliver a fed ex express package and fed ex express can't deliver a fed ex package" Team Advisor- "Ya the fed ex guys don't touch each others packages" |
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If it don't fit, force it.
Required tools for FIRST: hammer, screwdriver, and a bigger hammer. |
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The main ones.
"$@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$@# MARIA!" "Maria what are you doing?!" The oh so famous one. "CANT STOP! CANT STOP! CANT STOP!" - This was when we were testing our remotoe control with the robot. It was going forward and then next thing you know the robot wouldnt stop. SO our mentor started to yell and the robot ramned into last years field rack. :yikes: "David stop!"-Everyone "DUGADUGADUGA" -Mentor Mr. Meagher "KISS- Keep It Simple Stupid" -Mentor Mr. Sotir "Learn from last years mistakes, dont make them again!" Thats about it for now. There will be more from my team haha.:D |
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"no, we can't put bunk beds in the shop. I don't want any babies named after me."- LB, our mentor.
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The most that everyone uses (that is about me) is
NO!!! Stolte NO!!!! after we had a mushroom cloud of blue smoke out of the electronics |
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"I'm hungry, lets eat something---later"
thats all i got |
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"Four-bar lift. . . . friend or foe?!"
Well that's it for now. . . to be continued! |
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oh here are a bunch sadly all mine:
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE AREN'T ANY MORE COOKIES!?!":eek: "Yes, basing this off my inventor model, the floaty arms go right....here" "Alright who's genius idea was it to cut the ends off the battery charger wires without labeling them?":ahh: (yeah i don't know what they were thinkin.......) |
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Ok, so first we're going to do some WAD, then some CAD, then some different CAD, then some AAD and then we'll have a robot...
(Whiteboard, cardboard, computer, aluminum) Grease, blood and cookies... it must be build season. That's almost unnecessary simplicity. |
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"Forklift scooper thingy!"
"You're allowed to be twice as big as the ball." "Their word is not Gospel- we learned it the hard way" "It's ok if we fail." "...means robot goes crunch." "Dude?! Is it even possible for a robotics mentor to NOT know how to set up his own voicemail system?!" |
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Me: *returns from shop carrying 2 pieces of 80/20 extrusion about 5 feet long, just cut with a hacksaw*
"The 1x1's for the arm are cut" P2: (from across the room) "they're uneven" (I have a reputation for being sloppy) Me: *puts them down, lines them up. They are different by about 1/16th of an inch* "No they aren't" P2: *looks at end* What's this look like? Me: A 32nd of an inch? P3: We'll fix it in programming ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "DON"T LET JOE NEAR THE EPOXY!!!!" (I build rockets with epoxy+fiberglass as the primary fastening material, and have a tendancy to...overuse it for robotics.) |
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me: whats that noise
marcus:its either a vaccum or a compressor so if true = "1" and false = "!true" then in theroy false can = "peanut butter" which may also mean true might equal jelly |
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"Without robotics, kids like us are left alone and afraid!" lol Kraemer (Drive Train)
Our school was scared of snow tonight and decided to cancel all after school activities (hence the previous quote) . They told us we can't come in. Normally, if this was later on in build, we wouldn't listen but we all decided to play it safe for once.(hence the next quote) "MORT is not a f*****g afterschool activity!!! We simply can't be canceled! Its more like a ...'hey Mr. Principal man, we're staying here for 12 hours if you don't mind. Oh and don't worry, we'll sleep in the gym'... " -Tanvir (End effector) lmao..always more to come |
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P1 "This is hard"
P2 "That's why they call it robotics" P3 "Wait? it's called robotics cause we build robots right?" P2 "No" |
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Ian: "I've found a way to keep Baker quiet. Give him a file and some sharp edges."
Me: "That wouldn't last long though" Ian: "I'd keep giving you metal." Me: "Fair enough." |
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Me: "So I had this idea for a CNC Coloring machine..."
Bob (our programmer): "...a printer?" |
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(Me, telling the rest of the team the shelf dimensions)
Me: "Ok, the shelf is 60 inches wide by 12 feet deep" D: "Twelve feet?" D2: "That would be a big area" A: "We could use a big DDR pad" Me: "It would take three-four people to work it" "LIFT THE ARM UP!" "WHA?" "LIFT UP THE ARM!!!" |
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Said by me:
There comes a time, in every project, when you should shoot the engineers and start production :ahh: |
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austin u play wii u must have strong bicepts
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our most used quotes include "grind it till it fits"and "speed whole the crap out of that baby"
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Freshman -"Is red negative or is it black?! "
Captain -"Oh man we've got problems!" |
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"yes... i play the piano"
"so your a pianist?" "yes..." ------------------------------- "No your a 120 amp breaker" ------------------------------- "Wait... theres a NEW mexico?" ------------------------------- "The control station needs a toaster and some spam. that way people can eat when driving" -me while designing the pannel. |
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This was the briefing on what happened at the NorCal FLL Championships to one of the teams that our team mentors.
"The team peformed perfectly, but the robot didn't do what it is supposed to do." So we also have this programmer on our team named Eugene... and these are some of the Eugenisms... (this is from the rest of my team... I personally don't get these...) "Once you cross the line, you can NEVER go back" "El Crappo" "Technically I don't have to program the robot to go backwards or right" Our other programmer was acting a bit werid on the trackball.... "I feel like Dwight. Except it's too big" (Dwight's from The Office) The same programmer as above while filling out grants... "As of now, building robots is our secondary objects" So our team thinks of food before working sometimes... "MMMmmmm... cookies..." Lack of sleep during build season makes a few of our team members crazy... this is at 2 in the morning while drinking Koolaid... "You know, why doesn't anyone ever sue the Koolaid man? I mean, he jumps through walls getting all of the plaster and asparagus in the juice. That can't be too good for your health." |
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Deciding what color to make the lettering on our black bumpers:
1: "Alright, so the vote was 5-2 blue to orange." 2: "You really want to make the lettering baby blue." 1: "Ahem...-- lightning blue." |
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"No Ryan! If you die in Inventor, you die in real life!" -Me to our team captain
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"Snowball fight anyone?"
"No more targets!!!!" as boredom overcame us, we made this target out of cardboard and hung it from one of the many pipes. We then drew a ninja and proceeded to throw random objects at it in a orderly fashion. Objects including and not limited too: bits of extrusion, files, foam balls, yoga balls, other bits of cardboard, files, sharpies... i think we also threw a sonic doll, but that must be verified |
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"Our robot is like a murder weapon on wheels and we haven't even hooked it up to the battery yet."
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"Where are the wires? I need to use the WiFi."
"Twinkies don't expire, they turn into twinkie beer." "Man, I hope these envelopes don't have anthrax in the glue." |
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"Get the radio out of the chain and put the robot in programming mode please."
^ par for the course :p |
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"Is that OUR chain on the field?"
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Me-"hey that is one sexy robot"
Other person- "heyy, keep it in the envelope" this happened at an invitational Other person- "heyy WTF why isnt our robot working??" Me- "Aww man!!!! we forgot to turn the robot on!!" |
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"no, i said you could only have one doughtnut not the whole box"
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P1: "Uh, should this be making smoke?"
P2: "...not really." P3: "Well, it IS Harbor Freight, after all." ----- Brian: "Does anybody have a toothbrush on them?" Me: "...What's a toothbrush?" (I'm not known for being extremely hygienic, so it's funny) |
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1: "what happens when the red wire touches the black wire?!?!?"
2: "the current approaches infinity and theres a big spark-" 1: "COOL, lets try it!!!" 2: "and the battery could explode." 1: "okay...hmm... you try it, I'll watch!" |
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Me: "See, Brian, this is why I don't do electronics."
Brian: "Why?" Me: "I touched red to black once. It wasn't good." |
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Friend; "Oh my gosh, Vanilla Ice is white" Me; "Thats why he is Vanilla not Chocolate" Quote 2 Me; "How do you do this question" Frien; "Who cares just put something" Quote 3 Friend (watching the kickoff game); "If you have a god, pray now!" |
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If anyone of you guys where at the Fingerlakes Regionals and remembers our team, we often you yell "Marco" and the crowd would yell "Polo" back. It was funny cause it started out as an advanced team's joke. We where lost finding the motel, so we call up one of the mentors who drove up in his truck. Our drive just says "Marco" then our mentor calls up and says "Polo".
Then also last year we had a bad year, our bot only drove at Regionals. We called it "Ish" because no matter what we did it was also kinda done.......ish. So when people where talking in meeting and said stuff like "The frame is done" then one of use would just say "ish.......". |
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"WE'RE MAKIN' A LEFT TURN!"
"Why is the keyboard on the CADD computer deactivated in the bios?" - me "Who put the pneumatic tubing in the cabinet with the 14 gague wire?" "Wow that's a big burrito!" "A flame thrower is perfectly feasable." "Well, they don't exactly say we can't do it..." |
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While building the plywood prototype (mmm...plywood....) I was in charge of putting it all together, while the others on drive base built the connectors for the wheels.
Me: *crazed look* JUSTIN!?!? What do all good teams with casters do? Justin: I don't know, what? Me: MOTORIZE THEM!!!!! Justin: Wee! We proceeded to think of ways to motorize the ball bearings in the caster. From the prototype stages our team came up with a simple saying "The robot should be allowed to boing" We have a mentor who, unknown to him, we have affectionately nicknamed Gordon Freeman, because he resembles ol gordon, especially with his orange jacket. (his name is actually tom...) J and Me: We need to build the robot out of something then aluminum...how about completely out of wood... Tom: That would be (something that the swear filter takes out), or maybe steampunk... Me: Ooooo.....copper tubing....... |
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Teacher: We can just weld the rope to the pulley...... Right Justin?
Me: Uhh..... Can you weld rope? T: You fail the class, go home |
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[Note: One of our sponsors is a donut company, and they bring us free donuts occasionally.]
"...I don't think that donut's gonna fit in your arteries." |
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S1: "I don't like the way the finish will look"
S2: "We should use oak. It'll look better" S1: "I think so too. It's beautiful." S3: "Yeah, sexy oak. Oak is very sexy" S1: "I think you crossed the line on that one" |
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"If it gets any hotter in here, it'll be inappropriate" --Mentor
...referring to our team room, which is boiling in comparison to the shop. There's a difference of about 5 degrees F... ------------- "We should have a joust sometime." "What would we use as weapons?" "Those air compressors are looking pretty good to me..." ------------ And this is by far the best one...we had subs for dinner this particular day... Person1: "Do you want my tomatos?" Me: "Yeah, do you want my meat?" *there weren't vegetarian subs...* Person1: "Uhh, I'll pass" |
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"wall. wall. wall! Don't hit it!"
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We had just loaded out 2006 bot onto a cart to pull it back into storage after using it to test our code...S1 pulls cart into storage hall...
S2: "Hey watch it; you're dragging alan wrenches!" (There had been wrenches on the floor and they were caught behind the wheels of the cart) |
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Wait, there's more...
Ok, so I've been making pokemon cards for my team. Like, cutting and pasting pictures of my teammates onto pokemon card bases, and giving them attacks. I gave one of the co-captains (Charlie) the attack "Glare..." Me: "Charlie: Ok, so when you stare someone down, the person who's being stared at feels guilty and kind of like a wimp (speaking from experience). Glare is an attack that paralyzes your opponent, which means that they have to flip a coin to see if they can attack. When you stare me down, I actually think about what I'm going to say next." Charlie: "Does my glare seriously scare you guys?" S1: "ya charlie's like that snake on harry potter...turn you into stone with his glare" Me: "lol, I bet Charlie'll glad to hear that he's like a basilisk...does he have fangs too?" It's kinda an inside joke, though... |
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This was said while teaching freshmen how to tap holes.
Eric: Be sure to use plenty of lubrication and take your time. Mike(mentor from across the room): And remember her name! |
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"How do you put sunglasses on a robot?"
In refrence to an idea we have about how to send our Robocoach commands. You'll all see....if it works. |
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*Chain just breaks*
"Did I break that?" "Yeah you did." "STOPP BLAMING ME!!!!!!!" New Day: *chain breaks* "Did you break that" "No, hahahahah" :] |
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Me while stripping a wire that wont strip:
"Strip, b1tch" Guy next to me: "whoah there" me: "Screw in the tether wire and your head is mine." |
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"PWMed"
"We should have just used your sharp wit to cut through [the steel rod]" |
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Said while laying over and hugging the ball: "This ball is definitely unisex"..
"We have enough fans to cool the Sahara Desert". |
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while shopping for wires at home depot:
Timothy: "I love stripping, it's so fun!" |
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in a series of text messages about a shopping trip to Lowes.
S1 "we got the spacers" me "are we using copper pipe like last year?" s1 "no, it's steel" s1 "you got something to cut it with?" me "is it conduit?" s1 "no, it's steel" me "is it steel conduit?" s1 "oh, i guess" me "is it like that long pipe in the room at the school?" s1 "i guess" me "is it threaded at the ends?" s1 "no" me "it's conduit..." |
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some unuesual senteces quoted from people.. (translated from hebrew)
"what should i do now?" "do what i've told you to do" "but i dont know how to do that" "but all i've asked you to do is to think!" conversation between ceo and one of the other students. a sentence quoted from our leading mentor: "just improvise. FIRST is all about improvisation." luckily he only comes twice a week... :) *just kidding* |
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Laura: I'm leaving!
Karen: I'll miss you! Oh, wait, no I won't. I have chief delphi! :D |
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(While teaching freshman powertools)
1: Nails will be as effective as screws 2: No, screws are better 1: Nails 2: Screw it! |
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From a random team 8 member during dinner:
"There's a fork udner my salad." |
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*two freshmen arguing over one cut piece of metal*
"are you sure you cut it right" "yeah, right on the line." "the line's right there, i can see it" "which end is the end we want to use" "did they just roll their eyes at us?" |
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"don't touch that!"
"go away!" "why do they call them chips if you can't eat them?" |
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We have a mentor and a student on our team both named Andrew. We were trying to make things less confusing.
Gabby:"Well what are we going to call him?" Ryan: "What about Drew?" Gabby:"I don't know, he doesn't look like a 'Drew' to me." Me: "He looks a little Drewish to me!" |
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Calling a company about some polycarbonate.
I dial the number then just hand the phone to the our Vice President *ring* VP:what do you want me to... Lady:Hello. VP: uhhhhmmmm....are you guys open? Lady: (long pause) yes we are open... VP: ok thanks *hangs up* Well so much for getting that polycarbonate huh? |
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While working on awards...“Maybe if I lay my head on my keyboard, it will channel my thoughts into my laptop.”
This one was after our ex-mentor came back for the first time during the season. “Wow. You sound really bad. You look great though!” “I sharpened your pencil…with scissors.” While one member was playing with a binder clip "Rawr...I'm going to eat you..." |
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From one of our "technically lacking" mentors at one of our first meetings.
Mentor "Kids through this program learn some much. You've heard stories about people who go to college who dont even know how to use a screwdriver. In FIRST you learn how to use powertools, and that you need to tap before you drill" Student "No, you tap after" Mentor "Well then whats that thing you poke it with before you drill?" Student "A Center Punch" Mentor "Same Thing" Joey |
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"I sure hope you like crimping more than stripping, I don't think anybody wants to watch you strip."
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Me-"Ken, you stole my strippers"
Ken-"Yeah, well I'm not paying f--" Me-"NO JOKES." |
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Ok, so we were selling the remaining cinnamon rolls from our fundraiser at a local hardware store...these are the results of 4 hours's long work...
--S1 and S2 were playing chess...using Starbursts as pieces and graph paper as a board, since we didn't have a real board. S1 draws a face on one of the starbursts, and then a crown to represent a king. He "walks" the king across the board. "I'm a little starburst...!" --S3: "We sound like 20 hungover chinese men after a night of drunken organ steeling..." (we were being kind of...loud) --S4: *picks a random screw off of the floor* "Anyone wanna screw?" ---------- And the best quote of the season so far: "Lyke, oh em gee. Lyke, totally!" ~Mentor, imitating...something... |
Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
Its not math, it's Addition!
My butt feels like clamp -Duncan Wheres Chardonay (The strippers)?- Bill I'm going to go take a nap in the programming room.- Me :D |
Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
Makin' an assembly in Autodesk Inventor:
"Whaddaya mean I can't copy & paste constraints!!!!" - Me |
Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
"Radio Shack-you have questions, we have blank stares"
Said when trying to find a DB15P solder cup, no one knew what we were talking about. "So they give us the motors and the gearboxes, but no screws?" Said when trying to assemble a Fisher-Price gearbox There were many others that were generally comments on the crappiness/randomness of stuff in the KoP, but I don't remember them. |
Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
"Fire Is fun, but the robot is important"
"Can I have my Milwaukee Strippers" |
Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
Me: "Hey, Freshman!"
Other: "I'm a Junior!" Me: "That doesn't matter." Something to the effect of: "And that right there is the Sharpie line between right and wrong. Guess which side you cut on?" And randomly, to justify what we are doing: "Because its more sexy now!" |
Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
"If we know something and we know nothing, we know this."
Funny thing was that it actually made sense for what we were talking about... |
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