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Billfred

13-03-2006 19:01

CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #88

...now with 50% more competition volunteer experience! (And CD-Media!)

Here's the scores:

Code:

MissInformation        89

Gary Dillard        83

EddieMcD        80

T. Hoffman        78

Rich Wong        75

Jay Trzaskos        71

Dlavery        68

Jay H 237        65

Icurtis        63

Al Skierkiewicz        62

Andy Baker        59

EricH        59

Nehalita        58

Wayne Doenges        55

KathieK        54

Koko Ed        52

Bcahn836        47

Dorienne 007        45

Arefin Bari        40

Artdutra04        33

DCA Fan        33

Amanda Morrison        31

Andrew Blair        29

EricS-Team180        29

Goober!!!        28

Ashley Christine        24

JosephM        23

Xzvrw2        23

Rich Kressly        22

“Big Mike”        21

Alex Cormier        21

Kyle Love        19

Zach Purser        18

KenWittlief        18

Conor Ryan        18

Mechanicalbrain        18

Tim Delles        15

1derboy        15

JVN        12

KarenH        12

Bill_Hancoc        12

Jessica Boucher        11

Richardp        11

Kjhobin        11

Pat McCarthy        10

Squirrelrock        10

Kevin Kolodziej        9

Greg Needel        9

Dave Scheck        8

Tiffany34990        8

Fruity Pebbles        7

Lil' Lavery        7

DanielBCR        7

Sciencenerd        7

Boiler        7

Brandy836        6

Elgin Clock        6

Miketwalker        6

Ogre        6

RoboMom        6

Skimoose        6

Greencactus3        6

Sciguy125        6

InfernoX14        6

MattD1Drift        6

Adam Richards        5

Lukevanoort        5

Wetzel        5

Killerofkiller        4

Cyberguy34000        4

Denman        4

Meaubry        4

Matt Attallah        4

Spears312        4

Beth Sweet        3

DjAlamose        3

GaryV1188        3

RogerR        3

Ryan Foley        3

Tytus Gerrish        3

Shyra1353        3

Andrew Rudolph        2

BuddyB309        2

Dan Swando        2

Eria4044        2

Kyle        2

Meredith343MiM        2

Mini-D67        2

Sammy        2

Cody C        2

Eugenia Gabrielov        2

Liz C        2

Pwilczynski        2

Rohan_DHS        2

114Klutz        1

anna~marie        1

Barry Bonzack        1

Ben Lauer        1

Budda648        1

CarpeDiem        1

Courtneyb1023        1

Dubious elise        1

First degree        1

Joe_P.        1

John Wanninger        1

KyleGilbert45        1

Lisa Perez        1

Mr. A        1

Mrblack298        1

Rees2001        1

Saru29        1

Termite233        1

Wilshire        1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/22114

As always, the deadline is midnight Eastern on Saturday.

Go!

Cody Carey

13-03-2006 19:06

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #88

" I like cookies."

~or~

"Bizarro Andy after winning the special olympics"

Andrew Blair

13-03-2006 19:06

CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #88

I hope I havn't gone too far...

Caption entry:

I’ve got something in my front pocket for you...

Koko Ed

13-03-2006 19:15

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I made a boom boom in my pants....

Taylor

13-03-2006 19:22

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1. Not one of the more lucrative stops on the Andy Baker World Tour.

2. Is anybody else surprised the Border Patrol didn't give him a haircut?

3. Milliseconds later, he burst out laughing, milk flying out of his nose.

4. "Okay, so I'm in Canada, where are these Barenaked Ladies I've heard so much about?"

5. "No, I'm just happy to see you."

6. In his best Mr. Burns voice: "Excellent."

By the way, Andy, if you happen upon this, please have mercy at BMR!

lukevanoort

13-03-2006 19:34

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"Little do these FIRST officials know, I plan to buy some non-treated wood and bring it back to the STATES AHAHAHAHAHA!"

Joe Matt

13-03-2006 19:45

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"Ohhh, I'm so naughty...... naughty naughty....."

Bill_Hancoc

13-03-2006 19:59

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"I put a funny sign on that ladies back go read it"

Ian Curtis

13-03-2006 21:50

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Steve! if you say "Eh!" one more time I'm gonna... :ahh:

Goober!!!

13-03-2006 22:03

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AhhEH IEH gotEH theEH CanadianEH DiseaseEH IEH can'tEH stopEH sayingEH EH afterEH everEH wordEH!!! :D :D :D

Jay Trzaskos

13-03-2006 22:16

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I know who the REAL members of Dean Simmons & the Kamens are, and I'm not going to tell you.

Alex Cormier

13-03-2006 22:19

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mmmmm, i want some cheesEH poofs

nehalita

13-03-2006 22:44

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"I'm not smiling, I'm passing gas"
[not an entry: Andy... please don't take this out on me in some bizarre way...]

dlavery

13-03-2006 22:52

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And now the world finally knows what happens when Andy Baker uses Dave Lavery's barber.

EricH

13-03-2006 23:12

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Mwuahahahahahaha!

Andy Baker

14-03-2006 00:47

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #88

Billfred... when you least expect it: expect it.

:)

(for the rest of you foolish people... I am trying to write some witty comeback, but Andrew Blair and Koko Ed's comments have me speechless)

(also... BillFred... you really need to make Cody C's wai pic a caption contest. That thing is... um... downright scary.)

AB

Koko Ed

14-03-2006 05:44

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #88

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

Hmmmm.
Perhaps they should have called this thread "THis is a brutal game!" :p

Swan217

14-03-2006 08:52

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #88

Mwahahaha - I sent Tytus transmissions from AndyMark... Without any screws!!!! He'll NEVER figure out how to put it together...

Rich Wong

14-03-2006 12:53

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Andy: "Yeeeeaaah….. I....I chicken out on the Mighty Canadian Minebuster and the Top Gun rides. I almost lost my lunch just looking UP at it."

Tytus Gerrish

14-03-2006 13:50

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #88

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dan Swando

Mwahahaha - I sent Tytus transmissions from AndyMark... Without any screws!!!! He'll NEVER figure out how to put it together...

lol, so true

Al Skierkiewicz

14-03-2006 13:50

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #88

"I have this idea, if you don't want to get caught in the fallout, you better leave now." Little did Andy know, Canadians don't have quite the same sense of humor as folks from Indiana. Come to think of it, no one does.

Wayne Doenges

14-03-2006 14:35

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Andy Baker must concentrate every day to keep the little girl inside him suppressed. Unfortunately he failed.

Koko Ed

14-03-2006 15:34

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Looking over this weeks entries I'd have to say the competition seems much more fierce for who is going to get the burn award than who is going to come out on top.

Andrew Blair

14-03-2006 15:41

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #88

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

(for the rest of you foolish people... I am trying to write some witty comeback, but Andrew Blair and Koko Ed's comments have me speechless)

AB

Sorry Andy, but it was just waiting to be entered... too perfect...:D

(I'm waiting with "baited" breath for when I'll be entered...):ahh:

artdutra04

14-03-2006 15:51

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I think that robot over there just winked at me...

Matt Krass

14-03-2006 16:22

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Andy: *Giggles* I like these transmissions fumes...

Conor Ryan

14-03-2006 16:44

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Andy waiting for a good comeback against Andrew Blair and Koko Ed

[Not Entry] Don't forget to use your [Not Entry] & [/Not Entry] tags! [/Not Entry]

xzvrw2

14-03-2006 17:02

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #88

Andy: what people don't realize is that i am not wearing any pants right now

dlavery

14-03-2006 17:36

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #88

Quote:

Originally Posted by xzvrw2

Andy: what people don't realize is that i am not wearing any pants right now

Yes, they realize it Andy. Why else do you think the entire stadium is empty?

[not an entry]before Billfred yells, as far as I can tell there is no rule against using a prior entry as "part A" of a multi-part entry![/not an entry]

Taylor

14-03-2006 18:39

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #88

What happens in Canada, stays in Canada.

anna~marie

14-03-2006 19:07

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #88

I think I soldered too much.... or maybe it was all that magic smoke.... *shrug*.... *giggle*....

Billfred

14-03-2006 21:06

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #88

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlavery

<obviously not an entry>

Indeed, there is no rule against it. I wonder how I could phrase a Dave Lavery rule...

Zach Purser

15-03-2006 15:25

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #88

Shortly after this photo was taken, Andy was fined $50 (Canadian) for failing to write his note in both English and French. The $50 fine was later rescinded after three cups of coffee and some help from a French/English dictionary.

Rich Kressly

16-03-2006 02:33

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #88

With piano (and Ozzy Kamen guitar) in background ... "It's a beautiful day in Kokomo. It's a beautiful day in Kokomo. Won't you be mine? Won't you be mine?" ... fade music

"Hello kids. Welcome to Mr. Baker's Neighborhood. Just let me get these steel-tipped slippers and this new lab coat Mrs. Baker knitted for me, on ... there. Now, today's lesson is about welding safety. Can you say, 'Explosive gasses are fun to play with, especially around children with hammers' ??? ............ I thought you could!"

Dillon Compton

16-03-2006 22:41

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #88

Little did Andy Baker realize the magnitude of his error; he just mistook a tube of superglue for his Blistex(tm) medicated ointment.

DjAlamose

17-03-2006 07:59

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"You see this? I buiwlt this! I rewwly rewwly did, hownestly!"

EddieMcD

18-03-2006 17:46

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"The seats are all empty because everybody wanted to watch Andy's latest experiment... from waaaaaaaaayyyy over there."

Billfred

18-03-2006 21:16

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You know how I'm always willing to take a caption contest entry at a competition?

Well, today I made a surprise appearance at the Peachtree Regional, where Heidi gave me hers for the week:

"Oops, I did it again...and I liked it!"

JackN

18-03-2006 21:17

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #88

How can you say no to a face like that

Michelle Celio

18-03-2006 22:21

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Andy-*thinking*I've got a lovely bunch of co-co nuts..do lity do...

Billfred

19-03-2006 21:41

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #88

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

Billfred... when you least expect it: expect it.

:)

Memo to self: Have one of the freshmen open the next box from AndyMark coming in my general direction.

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlavery

Quote:

Originally Posted by xzvrw2

Andy: what people don't realize is that i am not wearing any pants right now

Yes, they realize it Andy. Why else do you think the entire stadium is empty?

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dillon Compton

Little did Andy Baker realize the magnitude of his error; he just mistook a tube of superglue for his Blistex(tm) medicated ointment.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) MissInformation (by proxy)
2) Rich Kressly
3) Andrew Blair (we all know what it was: zip ties!)
4) lukevanoort
5) Zach Purser
6) Al Skierkiewicz
7) Wayne Doenges
8) xzvrw2
9) Koko Ed
10) anna~marie
11) Rich Wong
12) Dan Swando
13) artdutra04
14) Jay Trzaskos

And the burn award:

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddieMcD

"The seats are all empty because everybody wanted to watch Andy's latest experiment... from waaaaaaaaayyyy over there."

Which means the scores are:

Code:

MissInformation        91

Gary Dillard        83

EddieMcD        80

Dlavery        78

T. Hoffman        78

Rich Wong        77

Jay Trzaskos        73

Jay H 237        65

Al Skierkiewicz        64

Icurtis        64

EricH        60

Andy Baker        59

Nehalita        59

Wayne Doenges        57

Koko Ed        54

KathieK        54

Bcahn836        47

Dorienne 007        45

Arefin Bari        40

Artdutra04        35

DCA Fan        33

Amanda Morrison        31

Andrew Blair        31

EricS-Team180        29

Goober!!!        29

Xzvrw2        25

Rich Kressly        24

Ashley Christine        24

Joe Matt        24

Alex Cormier        22

“Big Mike”        21

Zach Purser        20

Kyle Love        19

Conor Ryan        19

KenWittlief        18

Mechanicalbrain        18

1derboy        16

Tim Delles        15

Bill_Hancoc        13

JVN        12

KarenH        12

Jessica Boucher        11

Richardp        11

Kjhobin        11

Pat McCarthy        10

Squirrelrock        10

Kevin Kolodziej        9

Greg Needel        9

Fruity Pebbles        8

Dave Scheck        8

Tiffany34990        8

Boiler        8

Lil' Lavery        7

DanielBCR        7

Lukevanoort        7

Sciencenerd        7

Brandy836        6

Elgin Clock        6

Miketwalker        6

Ogre        6

RoboMom        6

Skimoose        6

Greencactus3        6

Sciguy125        6

InfernoX14        6

MattD1Drift        6

Dillon Compton        5

Adam Richards        5

Wetzel        5

Dan Swando        4

Killerofkiller        4

Cyberguy34000        4

Denman        4

DjAlamose        4

Meaubry        4

Matt Attallah        4

Spears312        4

anna~marie        3

Beth Sweet        3

GaryV1188        3

RogerR        3

Ryan Foley        3

Tytus Gerrish        3

Cody C        3

Shyra1353        3

Andrew Rudolph        2

BuddyB309        2

Eria4044        2

Kyle        2

Meredith343MiM        2

Mini-D67        2

Sammy        2

Eugenia Gabrielov        2

Liz C        2

Pwilczynski        2

Rohan_DHS        2

114Klutz        1

Barry Bonzack        1

Ben Lauer        1

Budda648        1

CarpeDiem        1

Courtneyb1023        1

Dubious elise        1

First degree        1

Joe_P.        1

John Wanninger        1

KyleGilbert45        1

Lisa Perez        1

Matt Krass        1

Mr. A        1

Mrblack298        1

Rees2001        1

Saru29        1

Termite233        1

Wilshire        1

Onward!

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