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I have no clue who Chuck Norris is...but everytime I hear that name I think of this

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Chuck Norris ordered a steak. The steak did what it was told.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. Instead, he stuff's turtle shells full of beef and slathers it in pig's blood.

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well for those of you who have no idea who Chuck Norris is, he was the main actor in Walker Texas Ranger. He lost to no one, and roundhouse kicked every one of his opponents at least once.

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LOL that video was hilarious :)

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for all the norris fans out there:
watch this

:D :D :D

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My team has allready caught the fever, seeing as how our robot is actually named "Chuck Norris" this year in his honor. If you look closely, you can see the Official Chuck Norris Seals of Approval on various parts of our robot.

Anyways, here are a couple of my favorites:

-Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

-Chuck Norris once took down a German fighter plane only using his finger and yelling "BANG!"

-Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter, he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

-When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends a blank form and a picture of himself crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never paid taxes to this day.

-Chuck Norris can eat only one Lay's potato chip.

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•Chuck Norris can dump & shoot AT THE SAME TIME
•Chuck Norris has 20,000 inch pounds of torque
•Chuck Norris moves at 100 ft a second
•Chuck Norris automatically wins autonomous
•Chuck Norris never has to change a battery, the batteries recharge out of fear
•Chuck Norris has an 8 speed switch on the fly transmission, all gear ratios are variations of walk and kill

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"Someone once told Chuck Norris a roundhouse kick was not hte most effective way to kick someone. That went down in history as the worst mistake anyone has ever made."

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YES BUT!!! Does anyone out there remember "Chuck Norris guy"? Chuck Norris guy is a DEKA engineer who looks like Chuck Norris I never got to get his name but he used to work the field at the DEKA New England Regional up here in New Hampshire in 97/98.

Justin

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity....Twice.

Someone once wanted to put Chuck Norrris' face on Mt. Rushmore....Too bad his beard was too tough for the granite.

Daylight savings time is in result of one too many roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris...Apparently this resulted in the earth recoiling from the force of the kick.

Martha Stewart and Chuck Norris dated once, sadly the relationship didn't last; turns out Martha defeated Chuck Norris...Apparently she won because Martha is more of a man than Chuck Norris.

LOL

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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

:D

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Did you guys know that Chuck Norris was my first childhood crush? Brock from Pokemon was my second...or was it the guy from the Perfection commerical?

I had weird taste when I was a kiddie.

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chuck norris doesn't even need mentors, sponsors, any engineers, or students. nor does he need 6 wks to build the robot, take pictures and video of the process, make a website, do an animation, and work on CAD. oh and in between he roundhouse kicked FIRST and declared he was the winner for every year of competition

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Here's my favs
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"
Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
Chuck Norris' iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord
Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Yeah I love Chuck Norris jokes

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Chuck Norris jokes are quite fun!
I've always wondered what stirred this craze that swept the nation...

Alas one of my personal favorites:

"When Chuck Norris was born he roundhouse kicked the doctor in the face, because only Chuck Norris can deliver Chuck Norris." :D