Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker not only knows how to use a log-log duplex decitrig slide rule, he invented it.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker invented left-handed monkey wrenches, chain tensioners, and torque screwdrivers, and brings them along with him to competitions (because someone has to answer those pit calls)...

And he has a few flux capacitors thrown in there too.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker was pinned an entire match and still scored 8 super cells in addition to filling the oppositions trailers with moon rocks.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker can thread a 1/2 inch hole for 1/4-20.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker beat the week 1 high score of 151 by himself...ballin'

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker can collect every moon rock, trade every empty cell for a super cell, and load them all into his opponents' trailers. In automode. Without a robot.

For an encore, he tips the trailers over, loads their contents into his own trailers, and puts his opponents' trailers upright, then reverses the process. He repeats this until he won't get a <G14>.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker's daughters weren't the least bit ashamed of him dressing in a nun's habit .

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker had the balloons put in his office, the students doing it just didn't know.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker can eat Arni's Pizza w/o getting a stomach ache.

Re: Andy Baker
 

oMG lol

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker can play a Super Cell before the last 20 seconds of the match, not get penalized, and score 15 points for it.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker doesn't need a fan on his robot because he can push everybody anyways and can accelerate at the rate of c (that is to say the speed of light).

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker once asked gravity to let go of him. It complied.

Re: Andy Baker
 

In addition to being co-president of AndyMark Industries, Andy Baker also has successful businesses preparing fresh meat and supplying low-energy lighting solutions. His world headquarters are located in a bathtub.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker is the robot......