Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker could put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

Re: Andy Baker
 

One that I found the other day and had to steal:

Andy Baker is bringing sexy back. And he's doing it without a receipt.

Re: Andy Baker
 

I heard Andy Baker got his head stuck in the Woodie Flowers Award.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker has his own database jut to accommodate his reputation points.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker is my role model.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker is my boss.

Re: Andy Baker
 

For the first game, Andy Baker gave out the clue. It was too hard, and 1000x more cryptic than the worst crossword puzzle. Too many high-school students went insane that year. Thats why FIRST had to settle with Dave Lavery to give out the clues.

Re: Andy Baker
 

I came up with a similar one a little while ago:

Every time Andy Baker gets negative rep, FIRST sends out a clue people can actually understand.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Bakers favorite pastime is tearing tags off of mattresses. In the store.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Every time Andy Baker gives out a negative rep, the CD user, a FIRST team, all of its sponsors, and all of the CD user's friends get sucked into a black hole, and are instantly vaporized.

On a similar note, the reason why the USSR 'lost' the Cold War is because the U.S. didn't have to make any of its own atomic weapons... they just knew they could call on Andy Baker to give out negative reps.

Re: Andy Baker
 

I wonder what it is like to get a negative rep. point from Andy Baker??? (do get like full red? :ahh: )

Andy Baker is/was the first man to walk on the moon... Without a space suit!

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker comes from Baker, just ask his girls.:D

Re: Andy Baker
 

When asked where he gets his ideas, Andy Baker says, 'the wheels just start turning.'

Re: Andy Baker
 

They asked Andy Baker to Host The Rockin New Years Eve instead of Dick Clark... but it was so Rockin, TV Sets around the world exploded... so they settled for Dick Clark

Re: Andy Baker
 

Radially and transversally, at that.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker is SO cool, that he can keep his stuffed animals on his Barbie House for playtime, AND in his bed to help him go sleepy-pie at night-night time.

:D

Re: Andy Baker
 

I heard Andy Baker knows the last digit of pi.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker *is* PDFman (see sig)

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker was the one that let the dogs out.

Re: Andy Baker
 

-Andy Baker can split atoms with his bare hands.

-Andy Baker knows the momentum of an electron... AND where it is.

-Andy Baker decides if Schroedinger's cat is alive or dead.

-Andy Baker told Pluto that it was no longer a planet... and it listened.

-Andy Baker carries the fountain of youth around in a klein bottle in his back pocket.

-And Baker destroyed the Berlin Wall with common household chemicals.

-Gravity: Andy Baker's idea.

-Andy Baker tutors Stephen Hawking.

-Andy Baker challenged a photon to a race in a vacuum and won.

-Andy Baker knows more than Laplace's Demon.

-Andy Baker does his taxes in his head, and he's a secret millionaire... draw your own conclusion.

-Andy Baker was the first person to orbit the earth... in only a lab coat and safety goggles.

-Andy Baker is the only person who is allowed in the lab area without goggles. He chooses to wear them.

-While filming an educational engineering t.v. show on particle physics, Andy Baker met his antimatter self. It was a battle of wits, since Andy and Anti-Andy couldn't touch each other without annihilating themselves and most of the West Coast. Andy finally won by proving that the Universe itself is a figment of his imagination, and therefore he can do whatever he wants to it. Anti-Andy promptly vanished in a puff of logic.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker's tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries.

If you can see Andy Baker, he can see you. But if you can't see Andy Baker, you may be seconds away from death.

If you look up "gracious professionalism" on Wikipedia it'll just show a page with a picture of Andy Baker.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker strong.
Andy Baker: accelerate your life.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker is the reason for the snow in the Midwest. He sneezed.

Andy Baker can place all the tubes on the rack...in auto mode...and then lift all six robots two feet off the floor...without a running robot. (This never happens because he always has a running robot, so he never needs to use it.)

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker can use colored tubes as spoilers.
Every home zone is Andy's home zone.
When introducing toroids into the field of play, Andy Baker does not cross the plane. The plane moves out of the way.
Andy Baker can score on all levels and columns of the rack.
From his home zone.
While hovering 12" off the field.
Autonomously.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker is a strategy guru.

Entire strategy discussion with Andy Baker after our first quarter final win at St. Louis

Scott "Andy what do you think we should do in the next match?"
Andy "Same thing"

Re: Andy Baker
 

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker was the reason they invented rock Rack N' Roll.

Re: Andy Baker
 

-Andy Baker made a FIRST game once. When the teams saw the kickoff video... Heads exploded.

-(to anybody who's seen "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya") Haruhi isn't god. Kyon isn't god. Andy Baker is god.

-Andy Baker built a robot once. I could play all of the FIRST games, make a 12-course meal, power Los Angeles, and cure cancer. Simultaneously.

-America didn't drop a nuclear weapon on Japan in World War Two. We dropped Andy Baker.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker can graciously accept :p
(http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh...threadid=55992)

Re: Andy Baker
 

Each of team 45's robots can beat Superman in a race around the universe. (Andy Baker mentored, of course)

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker is the only sentient being in the entire universe that can make this look good.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker has been building FIRST robots so long that he won an innovation award for the wheel!!:yikes:

Re: Andy Baker
 

Norse Mythology has it that Andy Baker designed the first AM transmission with two rocks and a piece of bamboo... in Antarctica.

Re: Andy Baker
 

(you are all killin' me... JVN, this "gift" may garner you some payback in Atlanta)

OK... get this...

I get to work this morning, and my wife calls me right away. She says that the toilet won't stop running water into the tank. I tell her to look inside the back lid, reach into the water, and flick the flopper stop (is that what it's called?) down.

BEFORE she even lifts the lid off the back, the toilet stops filling. I told her that she fixed it by simply calling me. Bringing the phone near the toilet forced it to fix itself.

It's a good day.

AB

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker can fix a toilet by making a house call.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Ya know Andy when Jane says it, it really doesn't sound all that impressive

Re: Andy Baker
 

In 2003 when the championships were in Houston, Walker and the other Texas Ranger didn't have to lurk behind us cause Andy Baker was there

Re: Andy Baker
 

Somehow, I'm wondering if JVN will even make it to Atlanta...after Andy Baker says this...I really don't know...

Re: Andy Baker
 

Oh, he'll make it, Andy Baker won't miss out on a little payback.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Exactly! (Noting Baker's other abilities from this thread, and wondering if JVN can handle being in the same area as Andy Baker, although that might depend on what "payback" is meant...)

Re: Andy Baker
 

Now, now! We all know that when Dean came up with GP, he was really thinking of Andy Baker. It won't be that bad.

Now, that is not to say that it won't involve Diet Coke, a clipboard, or another "lost bet".

Re: Andy Baker
 

What do Captain Hook and Andy Baker have in common? Their own menu items.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker doesn't need jumpers to connect pins. He uses a super soaker full of mercury. From 50 paces.

Re: Andy Baker
 

They saw Andy Baker rollin', yet they aren't hatin'.

(Of course, they'd be patrollin' for quite a long time to catch Andy riding dirty.)

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker can turn himself invisible at will. Just ask the da Vinci crew...

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker can complete Jordan On Guitar Hero II on Expert 100% facing the opposite way while standing on his head during a tornado.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker is a person who's initials are A.B. Yep, true stuff.:yikes:

Re: Andy Baker
 

When Andy Baker has a birthday, the whole world lights up.
Candles shudder.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Even with all of his glory, one person still has more power then Andy could ever wish that he had!:ahh:
Mary Baker

Re: Andy Baker
 

The mere mention of Andy Baker earns students a 4.0.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker can touch M.C. Hammer.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Time for a few for this season...

It doesn't matter what color the trackball is: If Andy Baker scores it, HE gets the points.

Andy Baker can possess and hurdle all four trackballs... simultaneously... without moving... for the entire match... autonomously.

It is true that AndyMark products put themselves together, as demonstrated in the ToughBox assembly video... the kids and employees are just to hide this fact.

Andy Baker doesn't need a RoboCoach signaling device. He IS one.

Re: Andy Baker
 

AndyMark products not only put themselves together, they design themselves, find component suppliers for themselves, ship themselves, and any that break also repair themselves. All Andy has to do is think about them.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Not only that, he doesn't even have a team this year!

Re: Andy Baker
 

Hold up, I take offence to this! LOL

Andy has a planet/ country named after himself. Just ask anyone that comes from Baker!

Re: Andy Baker
 

Break!?? You better hope Mr. Baker doesn't still read this thread.....

Re: Andy Baker
 

Remember, he is the definition of "Gracious Professionalism"...

Andy Baker's prototype robot for this year went at the (not slowed/stopped) speed of light...hurdling on both overpasses...with all four trackballs...and got the points for both sides. He then decided to give everyone else a chance.
(He claims it was because the IR lap counters couldn't tell when the robot was under them, and the refs couldn't see the trackballs.)

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker can fit the trackball through the door.

-Mr. T (1923's advisor)

Re: Andy Baker
 

Through the door of Barbie's Dreamhouse

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker loves watching the teams post photos of their robots this year, after a season of build and shipping, I'll just bet!

Re: Andy Baker
 

Oh Yeah!!!! Who is that in the pic standing next to something secretly wrapped and wearing a team shirt?:P

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker is so awesome, he eclipses the moon.

(in honor of this evening's cosmic events)



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Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker even makes kilobytes larger, since we're all good customers of AndyMark.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker got Chrysler LLC to schedule all employees on vacation during IRI.

Re: Andy Baker
 

(this may already have been used) Andy Baker puts the magic smoke back in.

Andy Baker's autonomous mode puts 1024, 1114, and 148 to shame.

Re: Andy Baker
 

I love Amanda Morrison's, Baker quote from BMR.

Andy Baker counted to infinity.....Twice :rolleyes:

Re: Andy Baker
 

When Andy Baker blows out his birthday candles, the world is covered in darkness.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker doesn't actually blow out his own birthday candles, they put themselves out at exactly the right time! (and then the world is covered with darkness. ;) )

Re: Andy Baker
 

When Andy Baker blows out his birthday candles, no smoke is produced. Well, certainly not the blue variety.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Chuck Norris was adopted. His real last name? Baker.

Re: Andy Baker
 

1114, 217, and 148 didn't win, that's just the closest anyone came to beating Andy Baker's robot.

Re: Andy Baker
 

andy bakers tears cure every known illness... too bad he never crys.

Re: Andy Baker
 

The tv channel ABC was originally the Andy Baker Company but they changed their name because they weren't nearly awesome enough to be associated with him.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker doesn't go to IRI. IRI comes to Andy Baker.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker doesn't take a lap around the field with the refs. The field does a lap under him and then gets a bunch of <G22> violations. Nobody really knows why the refs do a lap.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker bakes andy

Re: Andy Baker
 

andy baker only wears glasses because he has basilisk eyes! if he looks at you without them you will die a horrible death.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Contrary to popular belief, the song Kokomo was actually written by Andy Baker. The Beach Boys merely rewrote the song with a more tropical theme.

Re: Andy Baker
 

the movie toy story is about a young andy baker. he made all his toys robotic in one way or another.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker knocks down 3 of his teams trackballs in hybrid mode.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker ate a trackball...with extra mayo and large fries.

Andy Baker puts the master in McMaster.

Andy Baker works 25 hours a day.

Andy Baker has Sprint, but actually gets reception.

Andy Baker parted the Red Sea.

Andy Baker invented the internet...twice

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker isn't scared of thrill rides**, thrill rides are scared of Andy.








**Rides on top of the stratosphere in Vegas not included.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker IS his own alliance. He beat the other alliance singlehandedly (graciously and professionally, of course)

(I bet that this one has already been used, though...)

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker won The Game.

Re: Andy Baker
 

When Andy Baker is 100 years old he will be able hear the mosquito ring tone.

Re: Andy Baker
 

We all won the game!

andy baker found the higgs boson... TWICE!

andy baker CAN put pre 1970 dates in his code on linux and unix (the epoc would prevent it. time in linux and unix is kept in a binary value that counts seconds from 1970. thats why in 2038 all 32 bit signed datestamps in linux/ unix formats will roll over to 1970 when 64bit versions will be uneffected. putting in a pre 1970 date would cause a negative number of seconds from 1970)

andy baker can control animals.

andy baker does not get hurt, he immediately regenerates.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker would rather talk about asparagus than robots while dining out.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker can reunite long lost family members.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Holy cow... how did I not know this thread existed?! :ahh:

*pulls out bucket list* ...become famous and get thread about self... *puts list away*

I don't know what to say as an Andy Baker quote right now... but... he still rocks!... even if our new driver did almost hit him in the face! :ahh:

-q

Re: Andy Baker
 

I wish Andy Baker was running for president !

Qbranch; I hope for your team sake Andy has forgotten that. :p

-p :cool:

Re: Andy Baker
 

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/31786

we have the campaign signs!

Re: Andy Baker
 

There are no steroids in baseball, there are only players Andy Baker has breathed on.

Andy Baker has already won 2009's water game.

Re: Andy Baker
 

And 2010's Jello game, 2011's space travel game, and 2012's nuclear game. He is reportedly working on one for the 2013 "GDC" game.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker can make Pi a rational number.

Andy Baker doesn't need to build things, he just wills them to exist.

Andy Baker can work on a robot and not have scratches all over his finger tips that fill with grease and then heal over, creating temporary lines in your skin.

Andy Baker took the SAT once, they had to change it from 1600 to 2400 points.

-Vivek

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
(No reference to 1547 intended :P)

Re: Andy Baker
 

That always confused me. My first response to that when I saw the comic months ago was to check if Randall was in FIRST :P

Which Baker does it really refer to?

EDIT: oh, i figure it's baker's kilobyte as in bakers dozen or something...

Re: Andy Baker
 

Offtopic: You have no idea how much that little picture about kilobytes gets e-mailed around our team... :yikes:

-q

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker can turn mayhem into a mission.

Re: Andy Baker
 

While Andy may play by the GDC rules during the regular season, the GDC plays by Andy's rules at IRI.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker already built 6 speed AM shifters for the 2009 game.


(god i wish that was true)