Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker is the DOGMA .......... all playing fields link to Andy.

Re: Andy Baker
 

When a ball rolls under Andy Baker, the other alliance gets a penalty.

Andy Baker can expand into his Finale Configuration at any time.

Team 45's build season last for seven weeks; Andy Baker stops time in the middle.

The FMS had to be reprogrammed to display 4 match outcomes: Win, Loss, Tie, and Bakerized.
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When Andy Baker plays, the opposing alliance's score can be negative.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Bakers radio has never cut out.

Re: Andy Baker
 

In 2007, tubes only popped because Andy Baker hit them with his MIND BULLETS.

Re: Andy Baker
 

When Andy Baker expands into Finale Configuration, everything ends.

Vermeulen, I'd like to rewrite two of yours to better capture the magnificence of AB's GP:

When a ball rolls under Andy Baker, the ball joins his alliance as a 4th robot.

When Andy Baker plays, the opposing alliance is inspired.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker can suspend all 3 robots on his alliance by having each of them hang off of the one to its left, creating a triangle of levitating robots. Oh, and touching the tower too.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Superman and The Flash raced to the edge of the universe. Andy Baker built a robot that beat both of them.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Archimedes once told Andy Baker, "Give a lever large enough and a place to stand, and I can move the world." Andy Baker asked him why he needed the lever.

Re: Andy Baker
 

The Baker division remains empty for another year. The other 4 divisions are still playing for second.

Andy Baker can pick the same team three times in Fantasy FIRST--even when someone else has them. Then again, he already won FF...

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker beat 469....



...without moving


:yikes:

Re: Andy Baker
 

I think this puts it to rest.

http://xkcd.com/689/

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker does not put his pants on one leg at a time. Andy Baker's pants put themselves on, both legs at once.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker burns approximately 3,000 calories an hour when CADing.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker's version of CADding: He thinks of a cool design, and the computer is so scared that the drawings and machine code come flying out. CNCs everywhere tremble, then get to work. No "Export to Reality" button needed; whatever he just CADded shows up right in front of him, ready to run.

Re: Andy Baker
 

One time, Andy Baker beat out news about iPhones and gPhones and jPhones to make the front page of Gizmodo.

http://i43.tinypic.com/30kd5r7.jpg