Re: Andy Baker
 

6 speed? Weak. Andy Baker prefers CVTs in 2009. Already built. (Yeah, I wish...)

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker won the game.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Chuck Norris does Andy Baker's laundry.

edit: Chuck Norris does Andy Baker's girls' laundry.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker is the only CD member who can get higher then the "Beyond Repute" reputation rating. Sometimes if you look at his green dots fast, he has twelve, and they are all bright green

Re: Andy Baker
 

andy baker is a master of baking. he can make 100 scones in 1 hour.

andy bakers bones are so strong, even superman cant break his arm.

andy baker knows if your robot is violating the rules, its his 6th sense.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker don't need no -no segway he rides a unicycle and he can hit 45mph on it too

please note he could go fast but he just likes that number the best

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker ones when the my teams site that day we had more hits than CD on top site

Andy Baker started and runs TBA Greg and Tom are just figure heads

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker uses the force to win games

Andy Baker controls the spotlights on CD

Andy Baker stalks people on the internet

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker is like Chuck Norris--He doesn't blend

Re: Andy Baker
 

chuck norris learned everything he knows from andy baker.

chuck norris, mr.t, and andy baker walked into a bar, the bar exploded from the awesome.

Re: Andy Baker
 

The Force hopes that Andy Baker may be with it.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker is the reason why waldo hides.....

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker knows the 2009 game from the hints.

The GDC has finally started to catch up to Andy Baker's hint-giving ability. First they had to decipher one of Andy Baker's hints.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker IS the force.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Heck, Andy Baker knows the 2019 game, without any hints.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker NEVER loses the game. NEVER.


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Re: Andy Baker
 

When Andy Baker upgraded his keyboard and mouse from USB 1.1 to 2.0, his CAD productivity went up by a factor of 40.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker is also resistant to any means of interrogation. Even cookies.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker is the definition of "raw".

Re: Andy Baker
 

andy baker was banned from all wrestling, he beat every opponent in less than a minute.

Re: Andy Baker
 

That's not George Washington's face on the $100 USD bill, it's Andy Baker's...

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy baker is also on the 3 dollar bill.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker doesn't need to go from house to house delivering presents. He has a transporter :D

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker needs no reindeer to pull his sleigh.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy's Christmas humor will sleigh you!

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker's sleigh pulls 10 reindeer.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker's efficient gift-dropping method decreases Santa's worldwide route time by 10-seconds per house.

Re: Andy Baker
 

andy baker doesnt need a list, he just remembers.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Bakers Rookie year is 1998.
Too bad no one knows its B.C.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker can dress like a nun and get away with it.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Nuns have been dressing like Andy Baker for years, and we never even knew it.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker brought me back from the dead...:D

Re: Andy Baker
 

AndyBaker dug a hole to China.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker dug a hole to the moon.



...and back.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker Andy Baker'd an Andy Baker.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Is that like googling Google?

Re: Andy Baker
 

Worse.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker built Optimums Prime as his robot, But didn't feel like Cheeseholing so he didn't use it.

The GDC goes to the temple of Andy Baker and asks for the Game Design from the Chosen one, but then adds a couple of rules like <G14>

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker has created his own form of circular logic as channeled through Sean Lavery.

The universe sighs.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker built Optimus Prime, and didn't even have to swiss-cheese it to make weight.

(The bumper rules were a problem though...:rolleyes: )

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker not only knows how to use a log-log duplex decitrig slide rule, he invented it.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker invented left-handed monkey wrenches, chain tensioners, and torque screwdrivers, and brings them along with him to competitions (because someone has to answer those pit calls)...

And he has a few flux capacitors thrown in there too.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker was pinned an entire match and still scored 8 super cells in addition to filling the oppositions trailers with moon rocks.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker can thread a 1/2 inch hole for 1/4-20.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker beat the week 1 high score of 151 by himself...ballin'

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker can collect every moon rock, trade every empty cell for a super cell, and load them all into his opponents' trailers. In automode. Without a robot.

For an encore, he tips the trailers over, loads their contents into his own trailers, and puts his opponents' trailers upright, then reverses the process. He repeats this until he won't get a <G14>.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker's daughters weren't the least bit ashamed of him dressing in a nun's habit .

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker had the balloons put in his office, the students doing it just didn't know.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker can eat Arni's Pizza w/o getting a stomach ache.

Re: Andy Baker
 

oMG lol

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker can play a Super Cell before the last 20 seconds of the match, not get penalized, and score 15 points for it.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker doesn't need a fan on his robot because he can push everybody anyways and can accelerate at the rate of c (that is to say the speed of light).

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker once asked gravity to let go of him. It complied.

Re: Andy Baker
 

In addition to being co-president of AndyMark Industries, Andy Baker also has successful businesses preparing fresh meat and supplying low-energy lighting solutions. His world headquarters are located in a bathtub.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker is the robot......

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy is consumers.
Andy is providers.
Andy is you and me.
Andy is not a big truck.

(internet joke)

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy is tubes?

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy is the only person to have ever successfully trolled a successful troll 0_o

(also an internet joke)

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker IS the Internet.......

Re: Andy Baker
 

andy baker's power level is over nine thousand.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker invented Al Gore.

(but not global warming)

Re: Andy Baker
 

Global warming is caused when Andy Baker uses sea water to cool his CAD computer.

-Vivek

Re: Andy Baker
 

When Andy Baker turns 40, it's cool, dude.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy put a workshop in his workshop, so he could work while he works!!!

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker's birthday is the only World Wide holiday.

Hope you had a great day man.:)

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker didn't go over the hill, the hill went under Andy.

Happy birthday Andy!

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker made Northern Indiana flat so he would never be over the hill.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Superman has an Andy Baker poster in his bedroom.


....


Andy Baker has a Mark Koors poster in his bedroom.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker can use non-Lunacy wheels on the Regolith.

Andy Baker also doesn't need to trade Empty Cells for Super Cells. The EC's just count for 15 points anyways if he scores them. And putting them through the hole? As I understand it, he just uses a wormhole that conveniently exits right above his opponents' trailers. That's through the hole...

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker goes up to eleven.





Just in case you need the reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Up_to_eleven

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker gives Oprahs away.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker's eyes are ANSI certified.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker in tights is a baaaaaaaad idea.
Andy Baker in tights with a tutu now there's...

... nah, we should have nun of that.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker performed Lasik surgery on the entire IRI crowd by coaching in tights.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker won IRI without playing a single match.

Andy Baker can beat Team 46.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker took down all of Team IFI in a single match...

Re: Andy Baker
 

When Andy Baker says "can I hear a Woot Woot?!" at a FIRST competition, the reply can be heard from space.

(and don't give me none of that "there's no air in space so you can't hear anything" craziness. In space, everyone can hear Andy Baker scream. Think about that before you comment. No air in space mutter mutter)

Re: Andy Baker
 

The "A" team has actually won every point in the A vs B game, simply due to having Andy Baker as a member, even though he hasn't posted in that thread. They just choose to let "B" think they're winning.

Andy Baker hasn't posted in that thread because his initials are AB, and it's kind of hard to compete against yourself.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker IS the beta test.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Beta Test Teams actually just video conference with Andy Baker for a few minutes rather than test hardware.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker could have fixed the C.A.G.E. Match field in one microsecond with only his mind. He didn't because he wanted teams to get the learning experience (and he wanted to give away some cool toys).

Re: Andy Baker
 

Only Andy Baker will live past 2012 and the LHC.:p

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker taught MacGyver his tricks, including fixing an i-phone with an earring!

(True story, except for the MacGyver part) :)

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker has no need for doctors, as his morals and ethics keeps his body strong like his pigs. When he volunteered at a teaching hospital, one of the med-students who listened to his heartbeat found it so catchy that he put lyrics to it. Thus was born the "Boom-de-yada" song.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker is smarter than Adrian Monk.

Andy Baker is a Space Ran-ger! He does fight evil or, or... shoot lasers or fly!

Toy Story reference

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker "falls with style!"

I couldn't resist another Toy Story reference :]

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker already knew there was water on the moon.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker put water on the moon.

Re: Andy Baker
 

What you may think of as "Michael Jackson's moonwalk" was actually an early prototype of Andy Baker's mecanum drive.

Re: Andy Baker
 

It is common knowledge that Andy Baker can cross the line in automode without a penalty.

Andy Baker can simultaneously score all 12 balls into his alliance's goals, grab both partners, and hang onto the tower. He then proceeds to score the balls as fast as the human players send them out. Somewhere along the line, he throws all his opponents onto their tower.

Re: Andy Baker
 

The bump does not tip Andy Baker. The arena just rotates around him.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andymark ad is so powerful it won't let me use search function while reading posts

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker's mom knows a super nerd... er, Supernerd.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker drew the original designs for the Toughbox Nano in the sandbox next to the other kids' castles.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker's ad is so great, it doesn't need to be clickable to get revenue.

Re: Andy Baker
 

NOTE: The ones below come from a variation of robotics pick up lines that one person on my team developed.

Andy Baker once chained an entire robot with just a toothpick and this teeth.
Andy Baker once scored 4 super cells in autonomous.
Andy Baker beat the opposing alliance 3 times in the eliminations.

Re: Andy Baker
 

I once wished Andy Baker good luck, he tossed it aside.

Andy Baker then gave us good luck. Andy Baker then picked us to be in his alliance. Andy Baker then proceeded to use his good luck to win the 2010 Boilermaker Regional.


true story.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker can beat 469 and 51 by getting between them and the balls coming down the return. He then runs all the balls through his goals in a loop.

He does all of the above without a robot.

Re: Andy Baker
 

AndyMark's ad is so great, even those of us who Support ChiefDelphi can see it.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker keeps track of multiple DOGMA timers in his head.