Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker once balanced the bridge, built a stack of 8 bins, hung from the bar, capped the center goal, got on the puck, scored in the trough all pulled all three goals into the zone. He then made a sandwich. It was tasty. Very tasty.

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Paul Copioil wears Andy Baker Pajamas to bed

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Andy Baker went on Survivor and built a robot out of coconuts and palm fronds.

Andy Baker could have gotten Gilligan off the island.

Andy Baker introduced Pythagoras to the triangle.

Andy Baker only needs one number right to win the lottery.

Andy Baker taught Doyle Brunson how to play Texas Hold'em.

Hoyle checks with Andy Baker before making the rules.

The game Monopoly was created so people can feel more like Andy Baker.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Andy Baker will buy him out of Microsoft.

Andy Baker can drive in the carpool lane all by himself.

True story of how the Segway was invented: Dean Kamen was cleaning up after Andy Baker's lunch (we all wish we could, but it's a prestigious job), and saw some doodles on Andy's napkin.

Re: Andy Baker
 

That was week one of that year during practice on Thursday. This is Championship of the same year during the last match of finals on Saturday.

After winning every match for the last five weeks of regionals, Andy Baker played his last official match in the Championship finals, balanced both goals off the bridge under a minute, built 2 stacks of 8 bins and dominated the top of the ramp with his wings (these are real* wings, mind you), hung from the center bar and and capped the enemy goal with the big ball in autonomous, capped all 9 tetras in autonomous, lift the puck 45 degrees off the ground and 8 floppies 8 ft into the air, scored 4 black balls from one side of the trough to the other hanging from the center bar, and pushed 3 goals full of soccer balls while simultaneously touching either end of the end zones.

He then wrote a song for his daughters. They were happy. Very happy.

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Andy Baker built a robot that can build robots.

Andy Baker is the only other person that holds the secrets to the mighty Roundhouse kick.

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Andy Baker's Roundhouse kick makes Chuck Norris' look like a Roundtent kick

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Andy Baker is more dominant than team 71's robot in 2001.

Oscar Meyer Wieners wish they were Andy Baker.

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Andy Baker is Paul Bunyan but the marketing department knew that stories about big kid who wrestles a purple pig for fun wouldn't sell.

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Andy Baker masqueraded as Richard Hatch in the first season of Survivor. He used the disguise because he wanted to give the other castaways a sporting chance.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker once shed a single tear in pity for all of the alliances his team was up against; that tear became Chuck Norris.

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Andy Baker knows what's in the Secret Sauce.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker likes Green Eggs and Ham

Andy Baker is the Hat on the Cat

Andy Baker is the Pop we all want to Hop on

Andy Baker is the 1 and the 2 and the red and the blue Fish

Andy Baker solved the Bitter Butter Battle

Andy Baker.

Enough Said.

Re: Andy Baker
 

Andy Baker could beat up Bill Brasky

ROTFL!!! :D (If you don't know who Bill Brasky is, google.com it ;))

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Andy Baker made Dave Lavery miss Mars.

One time at band camp, Andy Baker built a robot.

Andy Baker has a hemi, is built ford tough, like a rock.

Re: Andy Baker
 

New Mottos -

The few, the proud, the Andy Baker

Cross into the Andy Baker

An Army of Andy Baker

:)