Chief Delphi - Andy Baker

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Andy Baker is my boss.

For the first game, Andy Baker gave out the clue. It was too hard, and 1000x more cryptic than the worst crossword puzzle. Too many high-school students went insane that year. Thats why FIRST had to settle with Dave Lavery to give out the clues.

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Originally Posted by efoote868 (Post 546425)

I came up with a similar one a little while ago:

Every time Andy Baker gets negative rep, FIRST sends out a clue people can actually understand.

Andy Bakers favorite pastime is tearing tags off of mattresses. In the store.

Every time Andy Baker gives out a negative rep, the CD user, a FIRST team, all of its sponsors, and all of the CD user's friends get sucked into a black hole, and are instantly vaporized.

On a similar note, the reason why the USSR 'lost' the Cold War is because the U.S. didn't have to make any of its own atomic weapons... they just knew they could call on Andy Baker to give out negative reps.

I wonder what it is like to get a negative rep. point from Andy Baker??? (do get like full red? :ahh: )

Andy Baker is/was the first man to walk on the moon... Without a space suit!

Andy Baker comes from Baker, just ask his girls.:D

When asked where he gets his ideas, Andy Baker says, 'the wheels just start turning.'

They asked Andy Baker to Host The Rockin New Years Eve instead of Dick Clark... but it was so Rockin, TV Sets around the world exploded... so they settled for Dick Clark

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Originally Posted by Jane (Post 546739)

When asked where he gets his ideas, Andy Baker says, 'the wheels just start turning.'

Radially and transversally, at that.

Andy Baker is SO cool, that he can keep his stuffed animals on his Barbie House for playtime, AND in his bed to help him go sleepy-pie at night-night time.

:D

I heard Andy Baker knows the last digit of pi.

Andy Baker *is* PDFman (see sig)

Andy Baker was the one that let the dogs out.

-Andy Baker can split atoms with his bare hands.

-Andy Baker knows the momentum of an electron... AND where it is.

-Andy Baker decides if Schroedinger's cat is alive or dead.

-Andy Baker told Pluto that it was no longer a planet... and it listened.

-Andy Baker carries the fountain of youth around in a klein bottle in his back pocket.

-And Baker destroyed the Berlin Wall with common household chemicals.

-Gravity: Andy Baker's idea.

-Andy Baker tutors Stephen Hawking.

-Andy Baker challenged a photon to a race in a vacuum and won.

-Andy Baker knows more than Laplace's Demon.

-Andy Baker does his taxes in his head, and he's a secret millionaire... draw your own conclusion.

-Andy Baker was the first person to orbit the earth... in only a lab coat and safety goggles.

-Andy Baker is the only person who is allowed in the lab area without goggles. He chooses to wear them.

-While filming an educational engineering t.v. show on particle physics, Andy Baker met his antimatter self. It was a battle of wits, since Andy and Anti-Andy couldn't touch each other without annihilating themselves and most of the West Coast. Andy finally won by proving that the Universe itself is a figment of his imagination, and therefore he can do whatever he wants to it. Anti-Andy promptly vanished in a puff of logic.