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It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness. Now who stole that *^*^%# lighter!

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((Is it possible to give more than one? If not, let me know and I'll pick the best one."))

"Put yo' hood up!"

"Back off... it's early... I'm tired, and sick and... I have a candle and I know how to use it."

"Okay, seriously... who turned out the lights?... Guys... it's not funny anymore. I can't find the lighter... or the lightswitch... guys....?"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #89
 

This candle actually produces a green flame that cameras will recognize.

She really shouldn't be handling that dangerous equipment without eye protection.

Perhaps with enough meditation, she can ride the Segway without falling over.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #89
 

<obviously not an entry>

The last entry posted before the deadline is the one I look at. (Alright, I read them all, but the last one's the only one I read in any official capacity.)

Currently, Danielle's entry as I would judge it is:

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #89
 

Here we see the newest Druid looking for a sacrifice, preferably Billfred or Gary Dillard.

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Seen above is an ancient photograph, taken in the early years of FIRST. Pictured is a member of an oft unappreciated and unknown portion of the drive team, the "Monks of the Team Light". Serving for many years maintaining clear indicator candles on each robot, burning with the flames of a thousand souls and indicating whether the robot was on the red or blue alliance; these individuals have since been eliminated with the onset of newfangled technologies, such as the "Team LED" and "Indicator Flags".

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"Your kidding me right? these used THESE for lights? Haven't they heard of LED's?"

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"I shall induct thee, freshman, into this society known as FIRST. Now, take this oath, and you get to have this lovely hooded cloak! All for 19.99! er.. sorry, where was I?"

person -"Dean Kamen. I am your son/daughter."
Dean Kamen- "Have you been doing my homework?"
person -"er... No reaction to what I said?" *pulls up hood and lights a bright green candle in corner of room*

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These are not the robots you are looking for.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #89
 

Unfortunately the wind from the shooter wheel's spokes just blew out her candle, keeping Tiffany from demonstrating the flammable properties of SPAM.

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Tiffany was the origional Emperor from Star Wars but she accidentally killed Luke Skywalker when she roundhouse kicked him... or was that Chuck Norris? :confused:

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Sometimes freshman initiation goes too far...

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We're trying to save weight on the bot... here we see our lovely model holding our new source of power... (Disclaimer: Not subject to actually work, do not try this at home.)

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"Congratulations, you are now the newest member of the secret order of the Minimonk"

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Um, yeah, does anyone have a lighter or match.