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Driver guy:
Help me please, they're getting pulled into the Chicken Dance!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 

Guy in Hat: You kids these days have it so easy! Back in my day we ain't have no high falutin' Victor whats-ya-ma-callits or these new fangled oper-a-mator interfaces. We had ourselves a motor, and a battery, and we'd just stick them motor leads right dere into that battery and we'd shoot across the floor on our 'bots. And you think that there walk from dem pits in Atlanta to the Dome is bad? We had to walk barefooted, fifteen miles, uphill both ways from our pits to the field - we we liked it too!

Girl: Can't... take... much... more... of... this...

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HatMan:"Lets do the GOOBER!!! Dance!!!" :D :D :D

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maybe if i do a dance, the tetra will just fall!

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Can YOU pat your head while rubbing your tummy?

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Tetra: Y'know, if I weren't dangling here, I'd show you how to REALLY dance! You guys need some lessons.
Guy in Hat: *tries to bat at tetra and fails* I'd hurt you if you weren't an inanimate object...
Girl: I CAN'T HEAR YOU! You're violating the tetra protection act!"
Guy in Hat: There's a Tetra Protection Act?
Girl: *twitches* YOU DIDN'T KNOW!? SAVE THE TETRA's!
Tetra: hey, keep me out of it. I just offered to teach the dude how to dance.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 

"nausea, heartburn, indigestion.... Yeah! Pepto-Bismol!"

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Girl with ears covered: GAHHHH! Whose idea was it to have Karthik sing the national anthem?!?!

Teenage Kid: AAAHHHHHH! Shiny!!! Can't look!

Guy: I hope they remember to plug that PWM in.

[obvious not entry] Personally I'm a fan of the new Karthik look. He's on my "Must meet" list of people for Atlanta.[/obvious not entry]

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Guy in Hat: Greetings. I'm Henry Stanley. Dr. Flowers, I presume?

Girl: No, sir, I'm just a crazy dancin' machine looking to set my Metal in Motion! Now get down and get fun-ky!!!

Guy in Hat: My goodness, such strange people that inhabit this region(al)! I shall attempt to conform to the local custom in order to blend in...and not get eaten. I wonder what they did to poor Dr. Flowers.....(does Macarena).

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"Quit ringing that tetra bell! I'm going death!"

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Coach: "Now, no matter how the robot does, I just want you to remember one thing."
Drivers: "What?"
Coach: "I'm too sexy for this robot, to sexy for this robot so sexy it hurts... Cos' I'm the coach and you know what I mean and I do my little turn on the..."
Drive #1: "Make it stop! For the love of mercy, make it stop... oh my ears, my ears..."
Driver #: (shaking head) Not again...
Coach: "I'm too sexy for this tetra, to sexy for this tetra..."

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Drew Carey announcer: In this weeks 'Who's Line is it Anyways' (TM) the women in the white t-shirt is throwing a party and she must guess the occupation of each of her guests.
Boy: "What's that over there?"
White t-shirt: "The boy in the black t-shirt is a professional head turner."
Girl: "OK everyone in three...two...one... twist to the left...twist to the right"
White t-shirt: "the girl is a Richard Simmons fitness fanatic."
man in Hat: "How..do..you..do..my..name..is..is..is..is.."
White t-shirt: "Man in hat is a defective robot."
Drew Carey announcer: "You are correct. Great job."

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Unbeknownst to M.I.M, Dillard successfully sabatoges their stage crew with itching powder...

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Announcer: It looks like 343 is getting some sort of signal from thier coach.....
Announcer2: Yeah, very Inovative way of keeping thier plans secret!

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Guess who said...

1) Wow, has this been a long season, I can't wait to put my tetras away.

2) This was a great game, but wouldn't a game that allowed robots to shoot
poof balls at the driver stations or into the crowd be much more fun?

3) Hey, is that Dave back there?