Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90

Alright, I think I'm recovered enough from the sleep-deprivation-o-rama that was Palmetto and springing forward all in one night.

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman

Guy in Hat: Greetings. I'm Henry Stanley. Dr. Flowers, I presume?

Girl: No, sir, I'm just a crazy dancin' machine looking to set my Metal in Motion! Now get down and get fun-ky!!!

Guy in Hat: My goodness, such strange people that inhabit this region(al)! I shall attempt to conform to the local custom in order to blend in...and not get eaten. I wonder what they did to poor Dr. Flowers.....(does Macarena).

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissInformation

Coach: "Now, no matter how the robot does, I just want you to remember one thing."
Drivers: "What?"
Coach: "I'm too sexy for this robot, to sexy for this robot so sexy it hurts... Cos' I'm the coach and you know what I mean and I do my little turn on the..."
Drive #1: "Make it stop! For the love of mercy, make it stop... oh my ears, my ears..."
Driver #: (shaking head) Not again...
Coach: "I'm too sexy for this tetra, to sexy for this tetra..."

Honorable mentions go to:
1) Conor Ryan
2) Koko Ed
3) nehalita
4) Wayne Doenges
5) KathieK
6) EricH
7) GaryV1188
8) skimoose
9) iCurtis
10) Dylan
11) KarenH
12) artdutra04
13) Sakura141
14) richardp

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay Trzaskos

Man: Do you like my hair? I was going for the JVN effect.
Guy: You mean the receding hairline?

Which means the scores are:

Code:

MissInformation        96

T. Hoffman        90

Gary Dillard        83

EddieMcD        80

Rich Wong        80

Dlavery        78

Jay Trzaskos        77

Al Skierkiewicz        66

Jay H 237        66

Icurtis        66

EricH        65

Nehalita        63

Wayne Doenges        61

Andy Baker        59

Koko Ed        58

KathieK        56

Bcahn836        47

Dorienne 007        45

Arefin Bari        40

Artdutra04        38

DCA Fan        35

Andrew Blair        33

EricS-Team180        32

Amanda Morrison        31

Goober!!!        31

Xzvrw2        27

Rich Kressly        24

Ashley Christine        24

Joe Matt        24

Alex Cormier        24

Conor Ryan        22

“Big Mike”        21

Zach Purser        20

Mechanicalbrain        20

Kyle Love        19

KenWittlief        18

1derboy        18

Tim Delles        15

KarenH        14

Richardp        13

Bill_Hancoc        13

JVN        12

Barry Bonzack        11

Jessica Boucher        11

Kjhobin        11

Dillon Compton        10

Pat McCarthy        10

Lukevanoort        10

Squirrelrock        10

Boiler        10

Kevin Kolodziej        9

Greg Needel        9

Fruity Pebbles        8

Skimoose        8

Dave Scheck        8

Tiffany34990        8

Lil' Lavery        7

DanielBCR        7

GaryV1188        7

Sciencenerd        7

Brandy836        6

Dan Swando        6

Elgin Clock        6

Miketwalker        6

Ogre        6

RoboMom        6

Greencactus3        6

Sciguy125        6

DjAlamose        6

InfernoX14        6

MattD1Drift        6

Adam Richards        5

Shyra1353        5

Wetzel        5

Killerofkiller        4

Cyberguy34000        4

Denman        4

Meaubry        4

Cody C        4

Matt Attallah        4

Spears312        4

anna~marie        3

Beth Sweet        3

Dylan        3

RogerR        3

Ryan Foley        3

Sakura141        3

Tytus Gerrish        3

Andrew Rudolph        2

BuddyB309        2

Eria4044        2

Kyle        2

Meredith343MiM        2

Mini-D67        2

Sammy        2

Eugenia Gabrielov        2

Liz C        2

Pwilczynski        2

Rohan_DHS        2

114Klutz        1

Bemis        1

Ben Lauer        1

Budda648        1

CarpeDiem        1

Courtneyb1023        1

DanielleH        1

Dubious elise        1

First degree        1

Freddy204        1

Jane        1

Joe_P.        1

John Wanninger        1

KyleGilbert45        1

Lisa Perez        1

Matt Krass        1

Mr. A        1

Mrblack298        1

Rees2001        1

SamS0Fa33O        1

Saru29        1

Termite233        1

Wilshire        1

Onward!